Islamic State Crisis Megathread (ISIS/ISIL/IS)

[Tarsonis Survivors]

IS wants to rape and enslave Kurdish women as wives/concubines, but the women that are being targeted as "spoils of war" are using weaponry to retaliate rather than being the damsels in distress, I love it. It would only be better in my view, if bullets and munitions used against IS were soaked in pigs blood beforehand. The best way to defeat Jihadists is to use Jihadist logic against them and exploit it.

They can't control being shot by pig's blood ammunition. So therefore Allah's names Ar-Rahman Ar-Raheem (Most gracious,Most Merciful) come into place he will forgive and not even count that against them as it was not chosen to die or be shot like that same applies for being killed by women. It's a forced thing not a chosen an ISIS member dosnt wake up and say "Hey I'm gonna go shot shot by a Kurdish lady with pig's blood bullets yay me!" no not at all that philosophy dosn't even make sense and ISIS twitter accounts even confirmed that. And I believe I was actually the first person to ever bring this up the fact that it wouldn't count. So keep wasting your time and women. Pleas find me a Surah find me a Hadith to confirm this. But until than I will stand on this as god in our religion is the most merciful.

A God who commands you to put all infidels to the sword. Sorry no, Catholic Christianity wins this round. (Not Protestants, Calvin's God is not all merciful

[Tarsonis Survivors]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DT8z3zXrG7jU&sa=U&ei=0Y8cVZn8FcaWNpzUgYgB&ved=0CBcQtwIwBA&usg=AFQjCNHnZpJ_iIiHLbw_phBk9e_lAukr9Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D8TuAxu40BOk&sa=U&ei=M5AcVY_aJ4ayggSAxIPwAw&ved=0CAsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFS87nl4RVqGboLN6hVRUx3vPikYQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHQuzVjLhtvk&sa=U&ei=pJEcVdy9IomxggTYy4KICg&ved=0CAsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNGBihus9MVFXccrR1G1sBBJ4HNC9Q

Ha, hahahahahahaha, that last one's adorable

[Washington Resistance Army]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DT8z3zXrG7jU&sa=U&ei=0Y8cVZn8FcaWNpzUgYgB&ved=0CBcQtwIwBA&usg=AFQjCNHnZpJ_iIiHLbw_phBk9e_lAukr9Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D8TuAxu40BOk&sa=U&ei=M5AcVY_aJ4ayggSAxIPwAw&ved=0CAsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFS87nl4RVqGboLN6hVRUx3vPikYQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHQuzVjLhtvk&sa=U&ei=pJEcVdy9IomxggTYy4KICg&ved=0CAsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNGBihus9MVFXccrR1G1sBBJ4HNC9Q

Ha, hahahahahahaha, that last one's adorable

Yeah it is, it's so fake

[-United Islamic Emirates-]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DT8z3zXrG7jU&sa=U&ei=0Y8cVZn8FcaWNpzUgYgB&ved=0CBcQtwIwBA&usg=AFQjCNHnZpJ_iIiHLbw_phBk9e_lAukr9Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D8TuAxu40BOk&sa=U&ei=M5AcVY_aJ4ayggSAxIPwAw&ved=0CAsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFS87nl4RVqGboLN6hVRUx3vPikYQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DHQuzVjLhtvk&sa=U&ei=pJEcVdy9IomxggTYy4KICg&ved=0CAsQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNGBihus9MVFXccrR1G1sBBJ4HNC9Q

Ha, hahahahahahaha, that last one's adorable

How is Jabhat Al-Nusra adorable these guys could single handily kick ISIS's ass and Assad's ass in two seconds. Al-Nusra is also one of the strongest groups in Syria that will hopefully hold the glass of victory with Ahrar Ash Sham.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Ha, hahahahahahaha, that last one's adorable

Yeah it is, it's so fake

It's also shit martial arts. Source: 4 years in the Marine Corps

[Washington Resistance Army]

Yeah it is, it's so fake

It's also shit martial arts. Source: 4 years in the Marine Corps

Na, we don't know what we're talking about. That's obviously the right way to parry a kick

And why would no one in that situation just shoot him lol. That's so great, they should give up the Jihadi nonsense and make action movies.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

Ha, hahahahahahaha, that last one's adorable

How is Jabhat Al-Nusra adorable these guys could single handily kick ISIS's ass and Assad's ass in two seconds. Al-Nusra is also one of the strongest groups in Syria that will hopefully hold the glass of victory with Ahrar Ash Sham.

Cause it's shit. Anyone competent in martial arts realizes it's shit. They may be cool in In terrorist circles but they are quite shitty.

[Tarsonis Survivors]

It's also shit martial arts. Source: 4 years in the Marine Corps

Na, we don't know what we're talking about. That's obviously the right way to parry a kick

And why would no one in that situation just shoot him lol. That's so great, they should give up the Jihadi nonsense and make action movies.

If it's anything like Bollywood action movies I'd watch the shit out of that.

[-United Islamic Emirates-]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DVnIZnU2_Wb8&sa=U&ei=BZkcVfXTIcGkgwScwIKQAw&ved=0CBQQtwIwAzgK&usg=AFQjCNEpp_wIQjsyE8blNCJd_qbkwYANdQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFtZCeUgkvFM&sa=U&ei=W5kcVfLCNMKWgwT8lYBg&ved=0CA4QtwIwAQ&usg=AFQjCNFCbjm1ASDQgCPQtbM0_ZV_sgla-Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DzPI0se1chyA&sa=U&ei=eZkcVcLUNof7gwSPiYDwDg&ved=0CBEQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNEhuStZeOdbyJ6gFN6vBUdv5JDR2w

Yeah you see this?^^^^^ Tell me this isn't real Ahrar Ash Sham&Jabhat Al Nusra forever

[Tarsonis Survivors]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DVnIZnU2_Wb8&sa=U&ei=BZkcVfXTIcGkgwScwIKQAw&ved=0CBQQtwIwAzgK&usg=AFQjCNEpp_wIQjsyE8blNCJd_qbkwYANdQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFtZCeUgkvFM&sa=U&ei=W5kcVfLCNMKWgwT8lYBg&ved=0CA4QtwIwAQ&usg=AFQjCNFCbjm1ASDQgCPQtbM0_ZV_sgla-Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DzPI0se1chyA&sa=U&ei=eZkcVcLUNof7gwSPiYDwDg&ved=0CBEQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNEhuStZeOdbyJ6gFN6vBUdv5JDR2w

Yeah you see this?^^^^^ Tell me this isn't real Ahrar Ash Sham&Jabhat Al Nusra forever

Hahaha. Dude, it's propoganda. Used to convince the weak minded that Daesh is cool. Anyone who actually is trained in combat, or at least knows what they're looking at knows their tactics are shit. But by all means I hope they keep standing up like that, will make them much easier to hit.

Daesh has competent PR division but has very little substance.

[-United Islamic Emirates-]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DVnIZnU2_Wb8&sa=U&ei=BZkcVfXTIcGkgwScwIKQAw&ved=0CBQQtwIwAzgK&usg=AFQjCNEpp_wIQjsyE8blNCJd_qbkwYANdQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFtZCeUgkvFM&sa=U&ei=W5kcVfLCNMKWgwT8lYBg&ved=0CA4QtwIwAQ&usg=AFQjCNFCbjm1ASDQgCPQtbM0_ZV_sgla-Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DzPI0se1chyA&sa=U&ei=eZkcVcLUNof7gwSPiYDwDg&ved=0CBEQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNEhuStZeOdbyJ6gFN6vBUdv5JDR2w

Yeah you see this?^^^^^ Tell me this isn't real Ahrar Ash Sham&Jabhat Al Nusra forever

Hahaha. Dude, it's propoganda. Used to convince the weak minded that Daesh is cool. Anyone who actually is trained in combat, or at least knows what they're looking at knows their tactics are shit. But by all means I hope they keep standing up like that, will make them much easier to hit.

Daesh has competent PR division but has very little substance.

This is The Islamic Front and Jabhat Al-Nusra totally different groups who combat against ISIS.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Nusra_Front
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Front_(Syria)
you're the only week mind here.

[Bezkoshtovnya]

Ha, hahahahahahaha, that last one's adorable

How is Jabhat Al-Nusra adorable these guys could single handily kick ISIS's ass and Assad's ass in two seconds. Al-Nusra is also one of the strongest groups in Syria that will hopefully hold the glass of victory with Ahrar Ash Sham.

Wow they must be even worse at marshal arts then.

[Bezkoshtovnya]

Hahaha. Dude, it's propoganda. Used to convince the weak minded that Daesh is cool. Anyone who actually is trained in combat, or at least knows what they're looking at knows their tactics are shit. But by all means I hope they keep standing up like that, will make them much easier to hit.

Daesh has competent PR division but has very little substance.

This is The Islamic Front and Jabhat Al-Nusra totally different groups who combat against ISIS.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Nusra_Front
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Front_(Syria)
you're the only week mind here.

What kind of week are we talking? Those long once that just keep dragging on? Those are the worst.

[-United Islamic Emirates-]

This is The Islamic Front and Jabhat Al-Nusra totally different groups who combat against ISIS.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Nusra_Front
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Front_(Syria)
you're the only week mind here.

What kind of week are we talking? Those long once that just keep dragging on? Those are the worst.

Weak*

[Sun Wukong]

Hahaha. Dude, it's propoganda. Used to convince the weak minded that Daesh is cool. Anyone who actually is trained in combat, or at least knows what they're looking at knows their tactics are shit. But by all means I hope they keep standing up like that, will make them much easier to hit.

Daesh has competent PR division but has very little substance.

This is The Islamic Front and Jabhat Al-Nusra totally different groups who combat against ISIS.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Nusra_Front
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Front_(Syria)
you're the only week mind here.

On NSG?

You must be new here...

[-United Islamic Emirates-]

I'm done here the hubrisness and arrogance is strong here. And total disrespect and fowl speaking towards the mujahideen mocking and saying go make a Bollywood film and their tactiscs suck. And than calling the lions of war and the supporters weak minded yeah I'm done here I feel totally disgusted by you. Pissed off and disrespected as a Muslim yeah and your maraine tactis suck because the US military sucks.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

What kind of week are we talking? Those long once that just keep dragging on? Those are the worst.

Weak*

Why are you correcting him? You should be correcting yourself Kettle, before you call the pot black.

[Sun Wukong]

I'm done here the hubrisness and arrogance is strong here. And total disrespect and fowl speaking towards the mujahideen mocking and saying go make a Bollywood film and their tactiscs suck. And than calling the lions of war and the supporters weak minded yeah I'm done here I feel totally disgusted by you. Pissed off and disrespected as a Muslim yeah and your maraine tactis suck because the US military sucks.

Maraine Tactis sounds like a Roman woman with a Southern drawl.

[Bezkoshtovnya]

I'm done here the hubrisness and arrogance is strong here. And total disrespect and fowl speaking towards the mujahideen mocking and saying go make a Bollywood film and their tactiscs suck. And than calling the lions of war and the supporters weak minded yeah I'm done here I feel totally disgusted by you. Pissed off and disrespected as a Muslim yeah and your maraine tactis suck because the US military sucks.

Yeah how dare we disrespect a terror organization bent around rape, murder and immolation of human beings, that's very inconsiderate. Must be why the Mighty Mujahideen bare getting thrashed when faced with the terrible "tactis" and sucky US military among other nations. I guess terrible martial arts just isn't enough when faced with modern arms and air support.

[Bezkoshtovnya]

I'm done here the hubrisness and arrogance is strong here. And total disrespect and fowl speaking towards the mujahideen mocking and saying go make a Bollywood film and their tactiscs suck. And than calling the lions of war and the supporters weak minded yeah I'm done here I feel totally disgusted by you. Pissed off and disrespected as a Muslim yeah and your maraine tactis suck because the US military sucks.

Maraine Tactis sounds like a Roman woman with a Southern drawl.

I reserve the rights to use this name at some point in the future.

[Imperial City-States]

From what i hear shitty martial arts is now apparently good at stopping bits of lead traveling at high speeds from perforating your body.

[The Klishi Islands]

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DVnIZnU2_Wb8&sa=U&ei=BZkcVfXTIcGkgwScwIKQAw&ved=0CBQQtwIwAzgK&usg=AFQjCNEpp_wIQjsyE8blNCJd_qbkwYANdQ
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFtZCeUgkvFM&sa=U&ei=W5kcVfLCNMKWgwT8lYBg&ved=0CA4QtwIwAQ&usg=AFQjCNFCbjm1ASDQgCPQtbM0_ZV_sgla-Q
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DzPI0se1chyA&sa=U&ei=eZkcVcLUNof7gwSPiYDwDg&ved=0CBEQtwIwAg&usg=AFQjCNEhuStZeOdbyJ6gFN6vBUdv5JDR2w

Yeah you see this?^^^^^ Tell me this isn't real Ahrar Ash Sham&Jabhat Al Nusra forever

Everyone, what's really significant here is that OMG you can use emojis on this forum?!?! Also, wow, that long string of emojis bears a striking resemblence to the text line between my friend and his girlfriend. If it takes more than two images to convey your message, you are using too many emojis. Just a general rule of thumb.

[Seraven]

Yeah it is, it's so fake

It's also shit martial arts. Source: 4 years in the Marine Corps

Speaking of Martial arts, there was a Japanese who went to Afghanistan during its insurgency against Soviet and taught the Afghans of Karate.

I knew the knowledge from VICE NEWS's Japan vs Islamic State, where the right-wing supports the change of Article 9, while the left-wing is in support of stay pacifistic.

[Bulrosia]

I'm done here the hubrisness and arrogance is strong here. And total disrespect and fowl speaking towards the mujahideen mocking and saying go make a Bollywood film and their tactiscs suck. And than calling the lions of war and the supporters weak minded yeah I'm done here I feel totally disgusted by you. Pissed off and disrespected as a Muslim yeah and your maraine tactis suck because the US military sucks.

I doubt 'Murica's military will suck if a Jihadi-wannabe like you comes to face to face with a Hellfire missile.

The Hellfire: when diplomacy and negotiations fail.

P.S: Thank god we don't have this terrorist supporting fool on this site anymore.

[L Ron Cupboard]

Am I alone in wondering if a lot of Islamism is simply cover for a capitalist grab to control resources by Saudis looking at the future?