The Mod-Sanctioned Scottish Referendum Megathread

[The Republic of Pantalleria]

CER honey (Closer Economic Relations)

CER honey?

*looks for some hunny to eat*

More seriously, I know you sell a lot to us, and we to you. I just didn't think you sold much wine to us...Australia's a big wine producer. Must be all the Brits here....

(please don't hit me, Mods! )

Yes, we're good at feeding people first the British now the Chinese and eventually EVERYBODY!!!
Anyway, why hasn't the highlands' vote been released yet?

[The Nihilistic view]

Also, as a non-native second language English speaker, I'm wondering; what does gloating mean? The OP mentioned that.

To dwell on one's own success or another's misfortune with smugness or malignant pleasure.

[Alyakia]

Meanwhile, Highland STILL HASN'T DECLARED.

*sigh*

I did say I would be here until the last votes were counted....

it's unlikely but it would be funny if it was yes

the highlands, the final troll

[SuperFruitland]

Meanwhile, Highland STILL HASN'T DECLARED.

*sigh*

I did say I would be here until the last votes were counted....

it's unlikely but it would be funny if it was yes

the highlands, the final troll

*everybody in Highlands vote yes*

Salmond: fecking damnit Highlands, why u no do dis earlier

[NERVUN]

Also, as a non-native second language English speaker, I'm wondering; what does gloating mean? The OP mentioned that.

Making fun of the losing side because you won.

In other words, we accept "Yay! Scotland stays in the Union!" but not "Yay! Scotland stays in the Union! Take that ya dummies!"

BTW, to the thread at large, THANK YOU for keeping a cool head. It's been wonderful and not worrying.

I suppose that's rather British.


And yes, Arch is gonna smack me for that, I'm sure.

[Wolfenium]

Meanwhile, Highland STILL HASN'T DECLARED.

*sigh*

I did say I would be here until the last votes were counted....

it's unlikely but it would be funny if it was yes

the highlands, the final troll

Well, it won't change the final vote either way. Just how much the 'No' vote leads.

[Ainin]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

[The Republic of Pantalleria]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING SO UNHOLY!

[SuperFruitland]

OH GOD GUYS

HIGHLAND HASN'T DECLARED

BUT CLACKMANNANSHIRE HAS VOTED "NO"

THIS COULD CHANGE THINGS.

*plot twist: nobody has voted, all was Illuminati plot to keep Scotland in the UK*

[New Chalcedon]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

Given that NO leads bot about 400,000 votes....you'd need to eliminate a lot more than Aberdeen City's votes.

[The Republic of Pantalleria]

OH GOD GUYS

HIGHLAND HASN'T DECLARED

BUT CLACKMANNANSHIRE HAS VOTED "NO"

THIS COULD CHANGE THINGS.

*plot twist: nobody has voted, all was Illuminati plot to keep Scotland in the UK*

Okay that's enough fruit for you.
*throws away fruit*

[Utceforp]

OH GOD GUYS

HIGHLAND HASN'T DECLARED

BUT CLACKMANNANSHIRE HAS VOTED "NO"

THIS COULD CHANGE THINGS.

*plot twist: nobody has voted, all was Illuminati plot to keep Scotland in the UK*

What would those Bavarians want with Scotland?

[SuperFruitland]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

Given that NO leads bot about 400,000 votes....you'd need to eliminate a lot more than Aberdeen City's votes.

*eliminates all NO votes in all of Scotland*

[Liriena]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING SO UNHOLY!

Plot-twist: This one was just a poll. The real voting is next year, and Edinburgh can't vote, 'cause it's a doodiehead and SNP doesn't want to play with it anymore.

[Alyakia]

even alistair darling despite the really dumb start of his speech admits there needs to change

[Jinwoy]

Given that NO leads bot about 400,000 votes....you'd need to eliminate a lot more than Aberdeen City's votes.

*eliminates all NO votes in all of Scotland*

Can we do that for the heck of it?

[SuperFruitland]

OH GOD GUYS

HIGHLAND HASN'T DECLARED

BUT CLACKMANNANSHIRE HAS VOTED "NO"

THIS COULD CHANGE THINGS.

*plot twist: nobody has voted, all was Illuminati plot to keep Scotland in the UK*

Okay that's enough fruit for you.
*throws away fruit*

B....b.....b.....but mah fruit man!

*gets moar fruit*

[Caltarania]

OH GOD GUYS

HIGHLAND HASN'T DECLARED

BUT CLACKMANNANSHIRE HAS VOTED "NO"

THIS COULD CHANGE THINGS.

*plot twist: nobody has voted, all was Illuminati plot to keep Scotland in the UK*

What would those Bavarians want with Scotland?

Oil money, duh.

Dey need it for their uber tanksch. -nod-

Personally I am happy that Scotland stayed in the union :3 Now, time to make it worth their while.

[Ainin]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

Given that NO leads bot about 400,000 votes....you'd need to eliminate a lot more than Aberdeen City's votes.

Wow I overestimated Aberdeen's population by a lot.

[SuperFruitland]

DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING SO UNHOLY!

Plot-twist: This one was just a poll. The real voting is next year, and Edinburgh can't vote, 'cause it's a doodiehead and SNP doesn't want to play with it anymore.

PLOT TWIST:

Scotland secedes from UK

Edinburgh secedes from Scotland

[El Fiji Grande]

And then suddenly a recount invalidates the entire city of Aberdeen's votes and yes wins.

Given that NO leads bot about 400,000 votes....you'd need to eliminate a lot more than Aberdeen City's votes.

Yeah, but it would pull Scotland back into uncertainty.

[The Republic of Pantalleria]

Plot-twist: This one was just a poll. The real voting is next year, and Edinburgh can't vote, 'cause it's a doodiehead and SNP doesn't want to play with it anymore.

PLOT TWIST:

Scotland secedes from UK

Edinburgh secedes from Scotland

Nah, I'd prefer that The Republic of Ireland returns to the Union.

[Liriena]

Plot-twist: This one was just a poll. The real voting is next year, and Edinburgh can't vote, 'cause it's a doodiehead and SNP doesn't want to play with it anymore.

PLOT TWIST:

Scotland secedes from UK

Edinburgh secedes from Scotland

PLOT TWIST:

The Orkney islands take London and usurp the House of Windsor.

[SuperFruitland]

Given that NO leads bot about 400,000 votes....you'd need to eliminate a lot more than Aberdeen City's votes.

Yeah, but it would pull Scotland back into uncertainty.

*we are obviously joking*

Nah, YES won anyways, there will prob be another referendum......or two........or three...........OR AS MANY AS ALEX SALMOND NEEDS!!

[Caltarania]

PLOT TWIST:

Scotland secedes from UK

Edinburgh secedes from Scotland

PLOT TWIST:

The Orkney islands take London and usurp the House of Windsor.

PLOT TWIST:

Orkney is London.