Dogs should be Banned

[Hurdegaryp]

We don't advocate exterminating people on this site. Please don't do it again.

But you have to admit it would make the site better

Of course you would think that, SS fanboy.

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

Good advice for both of your points.

1. Don't poke a dog with a stick.
2. Pick up the shit.

[Valentir]

Lolwut? WTF? No, banning dogs is a bad idea. You ain't takin' my dogs!

[Super-Llamaland]

1. They are dangerous

Dogs are very dangerous because they can bite people.

Yes. Let's ban Luis Suarez too. And, on the topic of dangerous, cigarettes, alcohol, soda, unhealthy food, mentally unstable people, guns, knives, sharp pointy objects, household cleaning tools, bleach, detergent, things that are poisonous, and things that you could choke yourselves with.

[Farnhamia]

But you have to admit it would make the site better

Of course you would think that, SS fanboy.

Knock it off.

[Upper America]

We don't advocate exterminating people on this site. Please don't do it again.

But you have to admit it would make the site better

No. No it would not. We'd have a bunch of nazis running around saying "death to all Jews!", and nobody wants that.

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

1. They are dangerous

Dogs are very dangerous because they can bite people.

Yes. Let's ban Luis Suarez too. And, on the topic of dangerous, cigarettes, alcohol, soda, unhealthy food, mentally unstable people, guns, knives, sharp pointy objects, household cleaning tools, bleach, detergent, things that are poisonous, and things that you could choke yourselves with.

This ^^^

[Rothuria]

Saying "[insert personal pet peeve here] should be banned" should be banned.

[Gauthier]

Yes. Let's ban Luis Suarez too. And, on the topic of dangerous, cigarettes, alcohol, soda, unhealthy food, mentally unstable people, guns, knives, sharp pointy objects, household cleaning tools, bleach, detergent, things that are poisonous, and things that you could choke yourselves with.

This ^^^

People are arguing against banning Luis Suarez?

[Upper America]

1. They are dangerous

Dogs are very dangerous because they can bite people.

Yes. Let's ban Luis Suarez too. And, on the topic of dangerous, cigarettes, alcohol, soda, unhealthy food, mentally unstable people, guns, knives, sharp pointy objects, household cleaning tools, bleach, detergent, things that are poisonous, and things that you could choke yourselves with.

Here's an interesting note: everything on earth is dangerous. Anything on this planet could kill or harm you. A pillow could suffocate you. A TV could bash your head in. A window can shatter and poke your eyes out. A seatbelt could choke you. A can of coca cola can slice your finger (yes, it's happened to me). By his logic, we should ban the universe. Everything in it is dangerous.

[The 502nd SS]

But you have to admit it would make the site better

Of course you would think that, SS fanboy.

If I could remove that from my name I would

[Lancaster of Wessex]

I'm getting pretty tired of this particular op making these outlandish threads. I think they really get a kick seeing hundreds and hundreds of replies to said threads, all to help satiate their ego.

[Opplandia]

did anyone else notice that infected mushroom didnt post here after starting this crazy thread? Looks like someone is too scared to defend his opinion

[Norstal]

Yes. Let's ban Luis Suarez too. And, on the topic of dangerous, cigarettes, alcohol, soda, unhealthy food, mentally unstable people, guns, knives, sharp pointy objects, household cleaning tools, bleach, detergent, things that are poisonous, and things that you could choke yourselves with.

Here's an interesting note: everything on earth is dangerous. Anything on this planet could kill or harm you. A pillow could suffocate you. A TV could bash your head in. A window can shatter and poke your eyes out. A seatbelt could choke you. A can of coca cola can slice your finger (yes, it's happened to me). By his logic, we should ban the universe. Everything in it is dangerous.

Nope. Mr. Wiggles is not dangerous at all.

[The 502nd SS]

did anyone else notice that infected mushroom didnt post here after starting this crazy thread? Looks like someone is too scared to defend his opinion

It did a few times in the first few pages

[Boston and Surrounding Provinces]

Here's an interesting note: everything on earth is dangerous. Anything on this planet could kill or harm you. A pillow could suffocate you. A TV could bash your head in. A window can shatter and poke your eyes out. A seatbelt could choke you. A can of coca cola can slice your finger (yes, it's happened to me). By his logic, we should ban the universe. Everything in it is dangerous.

Nope. Mr. Wiggles is not dangerous at all.

OH F*CK, GET THAT HELLHOUND AWAY FROM ME!!!

[Gauthier]

Nope. Mr. Wiggles is not dangerous at all.

OH F*CK, GET THAT HELLHOUND AWAY FROM ME!!!

My God, haven't we learned from history that the most vicious beasts in the world always look cuddly?

[Haydn]

Dogs are lovely animals. They help out the owner in time of need...

[Fabistan]

People have a right to walk down sidewalks and throughout parks without having to worry about stepping on dog droppings.

Then let's ban geese too. And other birds. I hate when birds poop on my car.

[Novia Soviet Socialist Republic]

Just because you're scared of dogs doesn't mean they should be banned. Most dog are a lot more mellow tempered than most humans anyway.

[Herrebrugh]

I think banning dogs is unethical and anti-egalitarian.

[The 502nd SS]

But you have to admit it would make the site better

*** Warned for trolling ***

Ok fine, but the very least can they get warnings or bans for making threads like this?

[Page]

I kind of want to TG the OP pics of my dog showing his teeth now. He's just a 13 year old beagle who couldn't be bothered to bite someone who deserves it but it'd still be funny.

[Farnhamia]

*** Warned for trolling ***

Ok fine, but the very least can they get warnings or bans for making threads like this?

The thread is silly but not in violation of the rules. Your post was.

Edit: stupid typos

[The Black Forrest]

Dogs should be banned?

Yesterday, while I was taking a walk by the harbor, a vicious white dog suddenly barked in my direction. Within seconds it was chasing me down the lenght of the harbor and I was running for my life. I never knew I could run that fast but I managed to emerge from the incident, unscathed. This isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened to me; in fact as a little kid dogs have attacked me on many occasions throughout various cities around the world.

The problem seems to be your fear rather then they are a threat.

You running is what caused the chase. It's a normal reaction Prey.

I also cannot stand the sight of dog droppings on the sidewalk.

The people are the cause of that. Well for dogs that have owners.

I have come to the conclusion that dogs should be banned. And its not just because I personally don't like them. Here are some reasons why it would benefit public policy to outlaw them.

No. It's because of your issues. But, let's look.

1. They are dangerous

*snip*

Sure any animal can be a danger. Any dog can bite. Especially, if you are going to panic around them. Here is a hint. Don't panic; don't run and most of all don't blink.

As to some of your comments? Bite fingers off? Maiming?, disease?. Bit irrational.

2. The Dog Droppings

*snip*

Yes they are annoying. Owners(at least around where I am) tend to clean up after their animal. But seriously damages over that? Irrational.

So as to banning over your fears? Denied *bump*

My advice is to talk to somebody over your fears. That's getting you more in trouble then killer dogs waiting to get you.