Dogs should be Banned

[Washington Resistance Army]

I could get behind that idea tbh.

omg

C'mon, doesn't a lightning reservation just sound badass

[Wisconsin9]

And, as an added bonus, the island will finally be introduced to halfway decent food.

You may take our lives, but you'll never take our culinary arts!

Art in the sense of a blank canvas on display, maybe.

[Doperland]

Better yet, eradicate everyone in Britain, and then send everyone from Wisconsin there. Entirely rabies free country that can survive it even if it decides to attack.

*squints*

I'm on to you, heretic.

Sorry, I just had to do this....

[Napkiraly]

I could get behind that idea tbh.

omg

I'm 99.99% sure he's joking.

[Dracoria]

Just bigger birds. Imagine the sheer amount of salmonella-filled chocobo crap everywhere.

Yeah, maybe, but then I can finally pretend I'm from Final Fantasy!

Just become a Final Fantasy cosplayer and lose everyone's respect with much less effort.

[New haven america]

No.

[Wisconsin9]

And, as an added bonus, the island will finally be introduced to halfway decent food.

Britain all ready has McDick's.

Fuck McDonald's, I was talking about Culver's. You haven't lived until you've tried deep-fried cheese curds. You probably won't live very long afterwards, but it's goddamn worth it.

[Roski]

omg

I'm 99.99% sure he's joking.

I'm aware.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Bats are the natural carriers of rabies.

Ban bats.

Britain doesn't have rabies. The rest of the world does. Ban the world except Britain.

And australia

[Roski]

omg

C'mon, doesn't a lightning reservation just sound badass

So do you support a war against lightning?

[Dracoria]

Britain all ready has McDick's.

Fuck McDonald's, I was talking about Culver's. You haven't lived until you've tried deep-fried cheese curds. You probably won't live very long afterwards, but it's goddamn worth it.

Are you saying the deep-fried cheese curds kill more people in a year than dogs do? If so, don't say it in front of the OP.

[Marcurix]

Britain all ready has McDick's.

Fuck McDonald's, I was talking about Culver's. You haven't lived until you've tried deep-fried cheese curds. You probably won't live very long afterwards, but it's goddamn worth it.

I raise you one deep fried mars bar. With a can of irn bru

[Dracoria]

C'mon, doesn't a lightning reservation just sound badass

So do you support a war against lightning?

Based on the effectiveness of the War on Poverty and War on Drugs, I don't see how this could possibly turn out worse.

[Viritica]

Small dog syndrome.

A 15-pound dog thing they are large and intimidating. A 150-pound dog thinks they will fit in your lap. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence (because they haven't peed on it yet)

In my experience small dogs are consistently more aggressive than larger ones.

Just like people.

[Marcurix]

Britain doesn't have rabies. The rest of the world does. Ban the world except Britain.

And australia

There's enough things in Australia trying to kill you, they've never had a use for rabies.

[Infected Mushroom]

A 15-pound dog thing they are large and intimidating. A 150-pound dog thinks they will fit in your lap. The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence (because they haven't peed on it yet)

In my experience small dogs are consistently more aggressive than larger ones.

Just like people.

why do you think that's the case by the way? just wondering...

[Wisconsin9]

Fuck McDonald's, I was talking about Culver's. You haven't lived until you've tried deep-fried cheese curds. You probably won't live very long afterwards, but it's goddamn worth it.

I raise you one deep fried mars bar. With a can of irn bru

I see your mars bar and irn bru and raise you deep-fried butter and deep-fried beer.

[Washington Resistance Army]

C'mon, doesn't a lightning reservation just sound badass

So do you support a war against lightning?

Only if it involves MOAB's.

[Marcurix]

In my experience small dogs are consistently more aggressive than larger ones.

Just like people.

why do you think that's the case by the way? just wondering...

Bigger things are scary, they also have to be more active in asserting dominance and such.

[United States of Cascadia]

C'mon, doesn't a lightning reservation just sound badass

So do you support a war against lightning?

I'm envisioning Tesla Coils used to attack thunderstorms. This sounds badass.

[Viritica]

In my experience small dogs are consistently more aggressive than larger ones.

Just like people.

why do you think that's the case by the way? just wondering...

Small dogs compensate for their tiny size by being more aggressive.

[Corenea]

Fuck McDonald's, I was talking about Culver's. You haven't lived until you've tried deep-fried cheese curds. You probably won't live very long afterwards, but it's goddamn worth it.

I raise you one deep fried mars bar. With a can of irn bru

You haven't lived until you've tried fish tacos, courtesy of Southern California

[Infected Mushroom]

why do you think that's the case by the way? just wondering...

Small dogs compensate for their tiny size by being more aggressive.

i see...

[Napkiraly]

I raise you one deep fried mars bar. With a can of irn bru

I see your mars bar and irn bru and raise you deep-fried butter and deep-fried beer.

Deep fried haggis, with deep friend egg, with a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine.

[The Worlds Widest Web]

Dog's should never be banned. Ban Tick's and Mosquito's instead.