Dogs should be Banned

[The Vekta-Helghast Empire]

Pencils are a safety hazard, you can try to keep your pencil under control, but the fact of the manner is, you could still stab yourself or others with them. I've seen it happen in many cities across the world. Pencils must be banned!

Pencil shavings are disgusting! I just hate the sight of them, splattered all across the carpets, getting stuck to the bottom of my shoes! They're an out-right health and safety disaster, it's unclean and they must be banned!

[United States of Cascadia]

Then you're not even eliminating the problem that you claim Is there. You're contradicting it, dogs are still dangerous then. Wild dogs are more dangerous than domestic ones too.

Everything you are proposing is lunacy, I'm sorry, it is. Your solution is not a solution, to a problem that is not so much a problem. Your whole reasoning is flawed, and your solution doesn't solve what you're trying to solve. It's only slightly limiting it, slightly.

Obviously wild dogs would not be allowed in human population centers.

And that does what? India doesn't allow feral dogs in towns, and yet they still remain a serious problem.

[Tulacia]

You're seriously using CoD as your reasoning? CoD and most FPS games are unrealistic. OP, you are seriously insane. I have a 3-month-old Chocolate Lab. Are you suggesting that one day he's going to up and bite the hell out of someone simply because he's a dog? That is absolute bullcrap.

Hey now. CoD had somewhat realistic reloading animations.

Please don't tell me you're supporting OP. The reload animations are beside the point.

[Infected Mushroom]

why do you think the military has used many specialized attack dog units both in the present and in the past?

Dogs are a carnivorous species. Their teeth have not evolved to eat grass, they are sharp and strong, good for tearing through flesh.

Call of Duty is not by any stretch of the imagination a realistic interpretation of how the military operates, let alone how it uses dogs.

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

[Forsher]

We have owls and bats in our population centers, should they be banned ?

An owl hooted at me, and I was very, very frightened. Ban them at once.

We killed the ones that laugh at you, is that good enough?

[Roski]

Fun fact: every year, around four and a half million Americans are bitten by dogs. 0.002% of them -- a grand total of nine -- die.

http://www.gatesnotes.com/~/media/Images/Articles/Health/Most-Lethal-Animal-Mosquito-Week/BiggestKillers_final_v8_no-logo.ashx

[Partially Blind People]

Call of Duty is not by any stretch of the imagination a realistic interpretation of how the military operates, let alone how it uses dogs.

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

People can be madre to attack people. Let's ban people, it will bring fsr more benefit to the world than banning dogs.

[Cordyceps]

You ran because a dog barked at you? That's really rather silly. A dog barking doesn't make it viscous. Dogs can't speak like you and me. Barking is one of the ways they communicate.

And no, dogs shouldn't be banned. Dogs are some of the most loyal and caring creatures humanity has ever known. And they can be used for more than just pets. They are used by our police to sniff out drugs and bombs and they are used by our military as scouts.

If you want my dogs you can take them over my dead body.

Amen.

[Infected Mushroom]

Obviously wild dogs would not be allowed in human population centers.

And that does what? India doesn't allow feral dogs in towns, and yet they still remain a serious problem.

that's because in India (presumably) dogs as domestic pets is still being allowed. So there could be confusion by the authorities about which dogs are wild and which ones are owned by people but on the run. The authorities don't want to face legal action by accidentally taking out the wrong dogs.

With my plan, there would be no such conclusion. Decisive action can be taken.

Also, India does not have the world's most effective law enforcement.

[Constaniana]

An owl hooted at me, and I was very, very frightened. Ban them at once.

We killed the ones that laugh at you, is that good enough?

Not until you find the one that stole my Tootsie-pop.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Call of Duty is not by any stretch of the imagination a realistic interpretation of how the military operates, let alone how it uses dogs.

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

So should we ban anything that could hurt people?

[Infected Mushroom]

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

People can be madre to attack people. Let's ban people, it will bring fsr more benefit to the world than banning dogs.

how do you ban people?

please, I don't think that's a serious suggestion

[Torisakia]

Call of Duty is not by any stretch of the imagination a realistic interpretation of how the military operates, let alone how it uses dogs.

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

So should we should ban self-defense?

[Olthar]

We have owls and bats in our population centers, should they be banned ?

An owl hooted at me, and I was very, very frightened. Ban them at once.

You ever watched Secret of NIMH? That movie sealed my opinion on how horribly frightening owls are.

[Viritica]

Call of Duty is not by any stretch of the imagination a realistic interpretation of how the military operates, let alone how it uses dogs.

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

People can also be made to attack people.

So if we're gonna ban dogs let's ban people too.

[Sun Wukong]

Fun fact: every year, around four and a half million Americans are bitten by dogs. 0.002% of them -- a grand total of nine -- die.

Whereas deer kill roughly 100 Americans a year.

Granted most of those incidents them going through somebody's windshield, but nonetheless statistics indicate that deer are ten times more lethal than dogs.

[Fascist Russian Empire]

Obviously wild dogs would not be allowed in human population centers.

People under twenty one aren't allowed to drink; take a guess as to how effective that law is. Laws are only lines of text in a law book, and laws like the ones you're proposing would be insanely easy to bypass. If it were as easy as the government saying something and everybody doing what they said, drug-cartels and other crime syndicates wouldn't exist, but they do and the black market thrives because of things like laws against alcohol and drugs. I can assure you that, even if you tried to get rid of all dogs, it would be an impossible task, considering the roles of black markets and criminal organizations; illegally selling animals (like rare, endangered species that can't be bought legally) is actually a very profitable black market as it is, and all you would do is make it even more profitable.

[Dracoria]

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

So should we ban anything that could hurt people?

This thread hurts me deep inside.

[Connori Pilgrims]

so they just made attack dogs up?

if dogs can be trained to attack people, they may in some unpredictable circumstances use some of that potential to try and harm people (and I've seen it happen plenty of times, leash or no leash).

People can be madre to attack people. Let's ban people, it will bring fsr more benefit to the world than banning dogs.

HERE HERE

LETS BAN PEOPLE, STARTING WITH THE OP!

HURR HURR HURR.

[Viritica]

People can be madre to attack people. Let's ban people, it will bring fsr more benefit to the world than banning dogs.

how do you ban people?

please, I don't think that's a serious suggestion

Nor is banning dogs.

[Partially Blind People]

People can be madre to attack people. Let's ban people, it will bring fsr more benefit to the world than banning dogs.

how do you ban people?

please, I don't think that's a serious suggestion

I don't think banning dogs is a serious suggestion.

[Marcurix]

People can be madre to attack people. Let's ban people, it will bring fsr more benefit to the world than banning dogs.

how do you ban people?

please, I don't think that's a serious suggestion

Yet apparently banning dogs is. Your logic is lacking.

[Doperland]

Look at this cute wittle doggy:
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You can't tell me you want that banned!

Yes. I do.

This is either a joke, or you're ****ing stupid. Sure sure, let's ban dogs, then, lets ban everything dangerous! Pencils, Paper, Knives, Guns, Cats, Birds(They can peck your eyes off man.) Bears, Wolves.... Yeah.... Good luck with that.

[Viritica]

Fun fact: every year, around four and a half million Americans are bitten by dogs. 0.002% of them -- a grand total of nine -- die.

http://www.gatesnotes.com/~/media/Images/Articles/Health/Most-Lethal-Animal-Mosquito-Week/BiggestKillers_final_v8_no-logo.ashx

Damn Mosquitos.

[Tulacia]

And that does what? India doesn't allow feral dogs in towns, and yet they still remain a serious problem.

that's because in India (presumably) dogs as domestic pets is still being allowed. So there could be confusion by the authorities about which dogs are wild and which ones are owned by people but on the run. The authorities don't want to face legal action by accidentally taking out the wrong dogs.

With my plan, there would be no such conclusion. Decisive action can be taken.

Also, India does not have the world's most effective law enforcement.

Neither does the US.