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[Tagmatium]

I wish I could turn the sun's thermostat down...

That's not how it works. I've been holed up in my humble abode all day to avoid the sweltering heat, but I'm afraid I'll have to go out for groceries sooner or later. Better buckle up, put on as few clothes as is socially acceptable, step outside and embrace summer.

I've basically been doing the same thing.

Annoyingly, I can't open the back door without some random cat trying to get in. It's beginning to irritate me that the little bastard can't get the simple concept that it is not fucking welcome.

[Gallade]

That's not how it works. I've been holed up in my humble abode all day to avoid the sweltering heat, but I'm afraid I'll have to go out for groceries sooner or later. Better buckle up, put on as few clothes as is socially acceptable, step outside and embrace summer.

I've basically been doing the same thing.

Annoyingly, I can't open the back door without some random cat trying to get in. It's beginning to irritate me that the little bastard can't get the simple concept that it is not fucking welcome.

Kick the little fecker. It's the only way they learn.

[Hurdegaryp]

That's not how it works. I've been holed up in my humble abode all day to avoid the sweltering heat, but I'm afraid I'll have to go out for groceries sooner or later. Better buckle up, put on as few clothes as is socially acceptable, step outside and embrace summer.

Opt for swimming togs and sandals. Scar a few kiddies.

I'm already wearing sandals, that should be punishment enough for those daring to look at my feet.

[Gallade]

Opt for swimming togs and sandals. Scar a few kiddies.

I'm already wearing sandals, that should be punishment enough for those daring to look at my feet.

Long overdue for a pedicure, are we? Hurd, how appalling.

[Ucropi]

Canada and Mexico the only two countries in North America of note.

[Hurdegaryp]

I'm already wearing sandals, that should be punishment enough for those daring to look at my feet.

Long overdue for a pedicure, are we? Hurd, how appalling.

Nah, just a joke. I used to be a bit sensitive about my feet, but they're not so bad. Never had a pedicure, though.

I've basically been doing the same thing.

Annoyingly, I can't open the back door without some random cat trying to get in. It's beginning to irritate me that the little bastard can't get the simple concept that it is not fucking welcome.

Kick the little fecker. It's the only way they learn.

Don't kick the kitty! The little predator is probably just looking for some shade. Better give him a refreshing splash of water, that should keep him cool for a while.

[Gallade]

Long overdue for a pedicure, are we? Hurd, how appalling.

Nah, just a joke. I used to be a bit sensitive about my feet, but they're not so bad. Never had a pedicure, though.

Kick the little fecker. It's the only way they learn.

Don't kick the kitty! The little predator is probably just looking for some shade. Better give him a refreshing splash of water, that should keep him cool for a while.

I'll go get the power hose. It's not animal cruelty, it's a kindness.

[The Holy Therns]

That's not how it works. I've been holed up in my humble abode all day to avoid the sweltering heat, but I'm afraid I'll have to go out for groceries sooner or later. Better buckle up, put on as few clothes as is socially acceptable, step outside and embrace summer.

Opt for swimming togs and sandals. Scar a few kiddies.

I might've walked by Hurdy at IKEA, then.

[Hurdegaryp]

Opt for swimming togs and sandals. Scar a few kiddies.

I might've walked by Hurdy at IKEA, then.

Nah, never even been in Scandinavia.

[The Holy Therns]

I might've walked by Hurdy at IKEA, then.

Nah, never even been in Scandinavia.

So disappointed.

[Gallade]

Opt for swimming togs and sandals. Scar a few kiddies.

I might've walked by Hurdy at IKEA, then.

If you saw a woman free boobing it in a very old, worn down summer dress, that was me. Hi!

[Tagmatium]

Kick the little fecker. It's the only way they learn.

Don't kick the kitty! The little predator is probably just looking for some shade. Better give him a refreshing splash of water, that should keep him cool for a while.

To be honest, I suspect it's got to the stage that the animal wants to come in because its not being allowed in.

Obviously, I must be jealously guarding such wonderful things if I keep preventing it from having a look around.

Also, it's been trying this for the last three weeks.

I don't really want to do anything to it, as it isn't my cat. I'm a bit nervous of even throwing water at it, in case someone spots me and has a go.

[The Holy Therns]

I might've walked by Hurdy at IKEA, then.

If you saw a woman free boobing it in a very old, worn down summer dress, that was me. Hi!

...Why do we shop at the same IKEA?

[Hurdegaryp]

Nah, never even been in Scandinavia.

So disappointed.

Yeah, it is really becoming something that might have to change in my life. However, it might be a bit traumatic for you to potentially meet another Dutchman, even though I do not have the power to ban you from this forum.

[Gallade]

If you saw a woman free boobing it in a very old, worn down summer dress, that was me. Hi!

...Why do we shop at the same IKEA?

Because the one in Dublin is fairly bollocks, really.

[Ethel mermania]

I've basically been doing the same thing.

Annoyingly, I can't open the back door without some random cat trying to get in. It's beginning to irritate me that the little bastard can't get the simple concept that it is not fucking welcome.

Kick the little fecker. It's the only way they learn.

i am sooo shitting in your shoes.

[Hurdegaryp]

Don't kick the kitty! The little predator is probably just looking for some shade. Better give him a refreshing splash of water, that should keep him cool for a while.

To be honest, I suspect it's got to the stage that the animal wants to come in because its not being allowed in.

Obviously, I must be jealously guarding such wonderful things if I keep preventing it from having a look around.

Also, it's been trying this for the last three weeks.

I don't really want to do anything to it, as it isn't my cat. I'm a bit nervous of even throwing water at it, in case someone spots me and has a go.

Cats can be peculiar like that. If you haven't lived at your current place for long, it might actually be that cat's previous house. But that's probably not it. Does the animal seem to be a stray?

[The Holy Therns]

So disappointed.

Yeah, it is really becoming something that might have to change in my life. However, it might be a bit traumatic for you to potentially meet another Dutchman, even though I do not have the power to ban you from this forum.

Oh, I meet a confusingly large amount of Dutchmen around here as it is.

...Why do we shop at the same IKEA?

Because the one in Dublin is fairly bollocks, really.

You're coming here for the 50 cent pizza slices, admit it!

[Gallade]

Kick the little fecker. It's the only way they learn.

i am sooo shitting in your shoes.

I am sooo cutting off your ballsack and calling it responsible ownership. They'll applaud me, cat. I'll get a medal.

[Hurdegaryp]

...Why do we shop at the same IKEA?

Because the one in Dublin is fairly bollocks, really.

We've got a pretty large Ikea over here in Groningen. One of the largest in the Netherlands, even.

[Hurdegaryp]

Yeah, it is really becoming something that might have to change in my life. However, it might be a bit traumatic for you to potentially meet another Dutchman, even though I do not have the power to ban you from this forum.

Oh, I meet a confusingly large amount of Dutchmen around here as it is.

Does that mean that you are an official Swedish landmark?

[Ethel mermania]

i am sooo shitting in your shoes.

I am sooo cutting off your ballsack and calling it responsible ownership. They'll applaud me, cat. I'll get a medal.

sadly, you do speak the truth ... cries

[Gallade]

Because the one in Dublin is fairly bollocks, really.

We've got a pretty large Ikea over here in Groningen. One of the largest in the Netherlands, even.

Just the one here, and it's still fairly new. I think they're building a second in Cork, though.

[Hurdegaryp]

I am sooo cutting off your ballsack and calling it responsible ownership. They'll applaud me, cat. I'll get a medal.

sadly, you do speak the truth ... cries

As long as said cutting is done by a professional veterinarian. Otherwise it is just a troubling act of animal cruelty.

[The Holy Therns]

Oh, I meet a confusingly large amount of Dutchmen around here as it is.

Does that mean that you are an official Swedish landmark?

Pilgrims come from far and wide, it seems.