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[Benshir]

Good one. De Gaulle was actually one of the creative military thinkers that came up with the principle of fast modern warfare that we now know as the Blitzkrieg. The Germans didn't invent that concept, but they were the first to actually execute it. If only De Gaulle had risen to a more prominent place within the French military before the Second World War erupted, then the events of 1940 might have gone slightly different.

He was probably the only bloke in the entire peninsula who knew the Maginot line was a joke. Now I don't know if he would have been able to stop the 3^rd Reich dead in its tracks in 1940, but they definitely would have had a much, much harder time.

[Benshir]

Well, I'm sure if you're flexible, I can be more than accommodating for your flexibility.

Watch the flexors now.

[Gallade]

Ugh. The worst thing about the day after is the food. Healthy food just tastes awful. There's no tricking my body. It wants stodge and grease.

Why are you even attempting health today? Drown yyourself in chips, as is custom.

[Benshir]

Ugh. The worst thing about the day after is the food. Healthy food just tastes awful. There's no tricking my body. It wants stodge and grease.

The morning after I work out, it's soy milk, Yakult, and yoghurt for me.

[Hurdegaryp]

You will have to learn to do without. The only export product that the Indonesian wastelands will generate in that dark and terrible future are probably salafist terrorists.

Ideally I would've emigrated long before the Arab Spring returns to Southeast Asia next year.

The Arab Spring quickly became an Islamist Permafrost in Syria. The horror has been exported to Irak, where the salafist hordes delight in demolishing mosques, churches and holy shrines. Salafists not only desire to destroy everything that is not extremely conservative sunnism, they literally want to eradicate history.

[Benshir]

The Arab Spring quickly became an Islamist Permafrost in Syria. The horror has been exported to Irak, where the salafist hordes delight in demolishing mosques, churches and holy shrines. Salafists not only desire to destroy everything that is not extremely conservative sunnism, they literally want to eradicate history.

ISIS?

[Lordieth]

Ugh. The worst thing about the day after is the food. Healthy food just tastes awful. There's no tricking my body. It wants stodge and grease.

Why are you even attempting health today? Drown yyourself in chips, as is custom.

I don't know, but it just tastes god awful.

Ugh. The worst thing about the day after is the food. Healthy food just tastes awful. There's no tricking my body. It wants stodge and grease.

The morning after I work out, it's soy milk, Yakult, and yoghurt for me.

This is the morning after heavy drinking. I can tolerate this stuff when I'm training, but not when I'm marinading my liver.

[Modioperandi]

I told you to check your food for cyanide Issa. Can't have my roommate dying.

Listen to me as I gag awkwardly from the other side of this here wall.

Dammit Issa! I told you to warn me when you bring another man to the apartment!

...well alright then .



Morning est



I told you to check your food for cyanide Issa. Can't have my roommate dying.

How's it going Mod?

Woke up next to my lady this morning, so pretty good so far.

[Gallade]

Why are you even attempting health today? Drown yyourself in chips, as is custom.

I don't know, but it just tastes god awful.

The morning after I work out, it's soy milk, Yakult, and yoghurt for me. :p

This is the morning after heavy drinking. I can tolerate this stuff when I'm training, but not when I'm marinading my liver.

Have a breakfast roll. Go on, you know you want to.

[Lordieth]

Well, I'm sure if you're flexible, I can be more than accommodating for your flexibility.

Watch the flexors now.

I think they'll manage just fine without me watching them. My eyes would most certainly be elsewhere.

[Benshir]

This is the morning after heavy drinking. I can tolerate this stuff when I'm training, but not when I'm marinading my liver.

Well when it's done marinading, do give me a call. I've been meaning to bake a wicked pie for the National Day Parade this year.

[The Holy Therns]

I'd give him way more credit than Goering, but he's no Patton.

I'd mention Zhukov, but hurling bucketloads of bodies at enemies isn't exactly what I'd consider cunning strategy.

Well, in the right time and place, I suppose.

[Lordieth]

I don't know, but it just tastes god awful.



This is the morning after heavy drinking. I can tolerate this stuff when I'm training, but not when I'm marinading my liver.

Have a breakfast roll. Go on, you know you want to.

The problem is, I don't really have any unhealthy food in the house. Just what I bought in last night. I might go into town and buy something, but I'm waiting for some family to visit to convey their best wishes and the like.

[Benshir]

Well, in the right time and place, I suppose.

Yes, if you're House Tleilaxu.

[Hurdegaryp]

Good one. De Gaulle was actually one of the creative military thinkers that came up with the principle of fast modern warfare that we now know as the Blitzkrieg. The Germans didn't invent that concept, but they were the first to actually execute it. If only De Gaulle had risen to a more prominent place within the French military before the Second World War erupted, then the events of 1940 might have gone slightly different.

He was probably the only bloke in the entire peninsula who knew the Maginot line was a joke. Now I don't know if he would have been able to stop the 3^rd Reich dead in its tracks in 1940, but they definitely would have had a much, much harder time.

Which would probably have meant that the nazi warmachine would probably not have gotten their hands on large amounts of French and British combat vehicles and other equipment, which in reality was quickly incorporated into the Wehrmacht. Without all those additional military machines, operation Barbarossa would have become improbable.

The Arab Spring quickly became an Islamist Permafrost in Syria. The horror has been exported to Irak, where the salafist hordes delight in demolishing mosques, churches and holy shrines. Salafists not only desire to destroy everything that is not extremely conservative sunnism, they literally want to eradicate history.

ISIS?

Yes, those. Those vile bastards are at least as cruel as the Third Reich and Imperial Japan combined. To them it is not cruelty, of course. In their mindset it is nothing less than pure religious dedication.

[Lordieth]

This is the morning after heavy drinking. I can tolerate this stuff when I'm training, but not when I'm marinading my liver.

Well when it's done marinading, do give me a call. I've been meaning to bake a wicked pie for the National Day Parade this year.

I think the poor thing is in shock. Didn't know what hit it. I'm just grateful I don't have much in a way of hangover, but given how much I drank last night, I think I deserve one.

[The Holy Therns]

Well, in the right time and place, I suppose.

Yes, if you're House Tleilaxu.

See! Zhukov was just ahead of the times!!!

[Gallade]

Have a breakfast roll. Go on, you know you want to.

The problem is, I don't really have any unhealthy food in the house. Just what I bought in last night. I might go into town and buy something, but I'm waiting for some family to visit to convey their best wishes and the like.

Aha. Poorly timed hangover, one could speculate.

[The Holy Therns]

Which would probably have meant that the nazi warmachine would probably not have gotten their hands on large amounts of French and British combat vehicles and other equipment, which in reality was quickly incorporated into the Wehrmacht. Without all those additional military machines, operation Barbarossa would have become improbable.

Instead of, as in reality, executed but entirely impossible.

[Lordieth]

The problem is, I don't really have any unhealthy food in the house. Just what I bought in last night. I might go into town and buy something, but I'm waiting for some family to visit to convey their best wishes and the like.

Aha. Poorly timed hangover, one could speculate.

I'm not really much in the way of hungover, but I know when my body is telling me it's recovering from something, and it's flat out refusing healthy food. I wish they'd hurry up and just turn up. Today is not a day I feel like being dressed for.

[Benshir]

Instead of, as in reality, executed but entirely impossible.

Barbarossa did them in. The way the whole thing was executed and subsequently mismanaged was disastrous.

[Hurdegaryp]

Which would probably have meant that the nazi warmachine would probably not have gotten their hands on large amounts of French and British combat vehicles and other equipment, which in reality was quickly incorporated into the Wehrmacht. Without all those additional military machines, operation Barbarossa would have become improbable.

Instead of, as in reality, executed but entirely impossible.

Which pretty much resulted in Stalin acting in accordance with a Pet Shop Boys hit single by going west with the unstoppable might of the Red Army.

[Gallade]

Aha. Poorly timed hangover, one could speculate.

I'm not really much in the way of hungover, but I know when my body is telling me it's recovering from something, and it's flat out refusing healthy food. I wish they'd hurry up and just turn up. Today is not a day I feel like being dressed for.

Mhm. I've opted for blanket, equally suffering boyfriend, dog footwarmer and occasionally breaking the silence with "nyeeeeeeh....."

[Hurdegaryp]

I'm not really much in the way of hungover, but I know when my body is telling me it's recovering from something, and it's flat out refusing healthy food. I wish they'd hurry up and just turn up. Today is not a day I feel like being dressed for.

Mhm. I've opted for blanket, equally suffering boyfriend, dog footwarmer and occasionally breaking the silence with "nyeeeeeeh....."

You clearly have too much free time at the moment. The both of you may suffer now, but I assume last night was pleasant enough. Or hilarious.

[Grenartia]

Why are all the good ones either married or straight?

You have Grenartia and Euroslavia, just to name a few...

I'm pretty sure I'm of an incompatible gender for R. Not to mention we're probably both out of each other's age ranges.

You have Grenartia and Euroslavia, just to name a few...

I was a couple with Gren for a while. Fantastic person, honestly. Still one of my favorite people.

Likewise.

Why are the good ones either married or not attracted to vagina-owners

What are they if they're straight and unattracted to vagina owners?

You have Grenartia and Euroslavia, just to name a few...

Isn't Gren nongender/gender neutral? And, Euro is a mod.

Just for the record, I'm an androgyne.