Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock TET

[Benshir]

Let's see Najib's Kangkung defend Malaysia.

They have it all wrong. Roti Prata is clearly superior.

[Benshir]

You can be the desert to my fox any time. Smouldering and well-travelled.

Is it a quote? I couldn't find it anywhere.

Nope. I just made it up.

Well, considering he was one of the better German leaders in the war and less of a Nazi than most, there's definitely something to be attracted to there.

I'd give him way more credit than Goering, but he's no Patton.

I'd mention Zhukov, but hurling bucketloads of bodies at enemies isn't exactly what I'd consider cunning strategy.

[Estenia]

Who knows that Fox News lie?

[Lordieth]

You can be the desert to my fox any time. Smouldering and well-travelled.

Is it a quote? I couldn't find it anywhere.

Nope. I just made it up.

Quite poetic. A talented tongue.

[Hurdegaryp]

Eh, I'm not sure. I went to some clinic, and he came over from elsewhere.

Damn. I'll have to look him up then. Getting my wisdom tooth removed was like the great Indonesian fires. Smoky, unbearable, and asphyxiating.

Well, those Indonesian forest fires will cease to be when vulgar capitalistic greed has succeeded in destroying the last Indonesian forest, probably followed by the population over there discovering that ecocide also means suffering for human populations.

[Benshir]

Nope. I just made it up.

Quite poetic. A talented tongue.

You have no idea. It has a mind of its own.

[Estenia]

Damn. I'll have to look him up then. Getting my wisdom tooth removed was like the great Indonesian fires. Smoky, unbearable, and asphyxiating.

Well, those Indonesian forest fires will cease to be when vulgar capitalistic greed has succeeded in destroying the last Indonesian forest, probably followed by the population over there discovering that ecocide also means suffering for human populations.

#LeaveBorneoAlone That's what I'm saying.

[Lordieth]

Quite poetic. A talented tongue.

You have no idea. It has a mind of its own.

Then should I be trying to persuade you, or it?

[Benshir]

Well, those Indonesian forest fires will cease to be when vulgar capitalistic greed has succeeded in destroying the last Indonesian forest, probably followed by the population over there discovering that ecocide also means suffering for human populations.

An orderly Southeast Asia would be impossible without Indonesian forests. Where are we going to get all our chocolate and coffee?!

[Estenia]

You have no idea. It has a mind of its own.

Then should I be trying to persuade you, or it?

Cut here tongue to take the talent.

[Hurdegaryp]

Well, considering he was one of the better German leaders in the war and less of a Nazi than most, there's definitely something to be attracted to there.

I'd give him way more credit than Goering, but he's no Patton.

I'd mention Zhukov, but hurling bucketloads of bodies at enemies isn't exactly what I'd consider cunning strategy.

People keep forgetting Montgomery, even though Montgomery kicked the Wehrmacht and their allies out of Africa. Rommel was a rather good tactician, but his troops failed to be as efficient as the Desert Rats.

[Benshir]

Then should I be trying to persuade you, or it?

Depends. We both hold flexible positions.

[Modioperandi]

Morning TET. What's up?

The ceiling. I wish people would STOP FUCKING ASKING THAT QUESTION. Bloody sick of it . . .

...well alright then .

Morning TET. What's up?

Hello Mod.

Morning est

The only gas mask I have has a bunny rabbit carved into it. It was designed for dropping tear gas down rabbit holes.

That's one corner of the triangle checked out.

Morning TET. What's up?

I just had Chinese food for dinner. I'm feeling the lead poisoning seeping in.

I told you to check your food for cyanide Issa. Can't have my roommate dying.

[Benshir]

People keep forgetting Montgomery, even though Montgomery kicked the Wehrmacht and their allies out of Africa. Rommel was a rather good tactician, but his troops failed to be as efficient as the Desert Rats.

No love for De Gaulle?

[Estenia]

The ceiling. I wish people would STOP FUCKING ASKING THAT QUESTION. Bloody sick of it . . .

...well alright then .

Hello Mod.

Morning est

That's one corner of the triangle checked out.


I just had Chinese food for dinner. I'm feeling the lead poisoning seeping in.

I told you to check your food for cyanide Issa. Can't have my roommate dying.

How's it going Mod?

[Hurdegaryp]

Well, those Indonesian forest fires will cease to be when vulgar capitalistic greed has succeeded in destroying the last Indonesian forest, probably followed by the population over there discovering that ecocide also means suffering for human populations.

An orderly Southeast Asia would be impossible without Indonesian forests. Where are we going to get all our chocolate and coffee?!

You will have to learn to do without. The only export product that the Indonesian wastelands will generate in that dark and terrible future are probably salafist terrorists.

[Benshir]

I told you to check your food for cyanide Issa. Can't have my roommate dying.

Listen to me as I gag awkwardly from the other side of this here wall.

[Estenia]

I told you to check your food for cyanide Issa. Can't have my roommate dying.

Listen to me as I gag awkwardly from the other side of this here wall.

*Listens*

[Benshir]

You will have to learn to do without. The only export product that the Indonesian wastelands will generate in that dark and terrible future are probably salafist terrorists.

Ideally I would've emigrated long before the Arab Spring returns to Southeast Asia next year.

[Benshir]

*Listens*

Watch for hairballs.

[Estenia]

*Listens*

Watch for hairballs.

*Watches closely* Ok.

[Hurdegaryp]

People keep forgetting Montgomery, even though Montgomery kicked the Wehrmacht and their allies out of Africa. Rommel was a rather good tactician, but his troops failed to be as efficient as the Desert Rats.

No love for De Gaulle?

Good one. De Gaulle was actually one of the creative military thinkers that came up with the principle of fast modern warfare that we now know as the Blitzkrieg. The Germans didn't invent that concept, but they were the first to actually execute it. If only De Gaulle had risen to a more prominent place within the French military before the Second World War erupted, then the events of 1940 might have gone slightly different.

[Gallade]

An orderly Southeast Asia would be impossible without Indonesian forests. Where are we going to get all our chocolate and coffee?!

You will have to learn to do without. The only export product that the Indonesian wastelands will generate in that dark and terrible future are probably salafist terrorists.

I refuse to live in a world with only three continents producing coffee beans. It's barbaric.

[Lordieth]

Then should I be trying to persuade you, or it?

Depends. We both hold flexible positions.

Well, I'm sure if you're flexible, I can be more than accommodating for your flexibility.

[Lordieth]

Ugh. The worst thing about the day after is the food. Healthy food just tastes awful. There's no tricking my body. It wants stodge and grease.