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Sxvoryia
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The Real Human Evoulution

Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:40 am

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2 billion years ago





Image
100 million years ago


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1 million years ago




Image
today




Image

1000 years from now


basically

first Pikachu evolved into the Lombaxes and the survivors of the Lombaxes became Hylians and then that became YOU

also your grandchildren will all be anime versions of finn


What do you think of this?

It is called the Sxvoryian Theory
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:41 am

This is the single worst thread I have ever seen.
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:42 am

Ifreann wrote:This is the single worst thread I have ever seen.


Its supposed to be a joke
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Postby Regnum Dominae » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:43 am

Dafuq?
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:44 am

Regnum Dominae wrote:Dafuq?


exactly
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Postby Indira » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:07 am

Cool. When do I get to evolve into the next stage? Amusing
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:09 am

Indira wrote:Cool. When do I get to evolve into the next stage? Amusing


what stage are you in?
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Postby Adab » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:10 am

With all due respect, sir/ma'am, is this really relevant at all? Does it deserve a place here?
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Postby Lancaster of Wessex » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:11 am

1). Wrong forum
2). Ask for it to be moved
3). Please have this locked never to be seen ever again for all eternity. *sends thoughts to Mods*
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:11 am

Adab wrote:With all due respect, sir/ma'am, is this really relevant at all? Does it deserve a place here?


This is general conversation

a ton of stuff belongs here
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Postby Torisakia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:12 am

Calling Adventure Time an anime?

You are the fucking devil. (kidding)

Also, bad OP is bad....and bloggy.
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:13 am

Lancaster of Wessex wrote:1). Wrong forum
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3). Please have this locked never to be seen ever again for all eternity. *sends thoughts to Mods*


your joking right,

but I would like it moved to where ever it goes
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Postby Kainesia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:13 am

I wager 5 minutes till the mods destroy this.
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:13 am

Torisakia wrote:Calling Adventure Time an anime?

You are the fucking devil. (kidding)

Also, bad OP is bad....and bloggy.


Its not

The picture is an anime version.

How can it be OP
its not even a game!
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Postby Kainesia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:14 am

5 mins till the mods come.
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:14 am

This thread is escalating quickly...
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:16 am

Sxvoryia wrote:
Adab wrote:With all due respect, sir/ma'am, is this really relevant at all? Does it deserve a place here?


This is general conversation

a ton of stuff belongs here

This isn't general conversation. The is general debate and discussion.
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Postby The Time Alliance » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:17 am

I going to go with the fact this post hold satirical value of how dumb it sounds humans evolved from monkeys.

So I'm Hoping this is satire.
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Postby Torisakia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:17 am

Sxvoryia wrote:
Torisakia wrote:Calling Adventure Time an anime?

You are the fucking devil. (kidding)

Also, bad OP is bad....and bloggy.


Its not

The picture is an anime version.

How can it be OP
its not even a game!

You have much to learn about NSG.

Might I suggest taking a look at this?
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:17 am

Ifreann wrote:
Sxvoryia wrote:
This is general conversation

a ton of stuff belongs here

This isn't general conversation. The is general debate and discussion.


...confusing
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Postby Neo Rome Republic » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:19 am

While I find this amusing. I must ask, is there any point to it?
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Postby Huntertopia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:21 am

Dear OP:
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Postby Sxvoryia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:24 am

I shall talk in much longer sentences
ad I would like to explain how the Sxvoryian theory is Bull crap but instead I have to teach
First we were all Pikachus, belonging to Anime robots...then one Pikachu gave birth to some retard that can not defend itself and was somehow smarter, so it got to live, the retards created a very nosy and annoying societies of meerkats called the Lombaxes, and they pissed of crap mites, so most pf them died, the rest were banished to our dimension... and they rebuilt society there, then the retard had big nudist babies... and because they were nudist they got to live, and they founded Hyrule, then they started going emo and cutting there ears... AND THAT MADE YOU.
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Postby Ifreann » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:26 am

Sxvoryia wrote:I shall talk in much longer sentences
ad I would like to explain how the Sxvoryian theory is Bull crap but instead I have to teach
First we were all Pikachus, belonging to Anime robots...then one Pikachu gave birth to some retard that can not defend itself and was somehow smarter, so it got to live, the retards created a very nosy and annoying societies of meerkats called the Lombaxes, and they pissed of crap mites, so most pf them died, the rest were banished to our dimension... and they rebuilt society there, then the retard had big nudist babies... and because they were nudist they got to live, and they founded Hyrule, then they started going emo and cutting there ears... AND THAT MADE YOU.

Please. Stop.
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Postby Huntertopia » Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:33 am

Sxvoryia wrote:I shall talk in much longer sentences
ad I would like to explain how the Sxvoryian theory is Bull crap but instead I have to teach
First we were all Pikachus, belonging to Anime robots...then one Pikachu gave birth to some retard that can not defend itself and was somehow smarter, so it got to live, the retards created a very nosy and annoying societies of meerkats called the Lombaxes, and they pissed of crap mites, so most pf them died, the rest were banished to our dimension... and they rebuilt society there, then the retard had big nudist babies... and because they were nudist they got to live, and they founded Hyrule, then they started going emo and cutting there ears... AND THAT MADE YOU.

Bill Nye is gonna smack you when he reads this nonsensical bastardization of science.
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Huntertopia wrote:And my purpose is to spread euphoria throughout the world, as well as eliminate the evils of the friendzone.

*tips fedora*

I will pray for you
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