TET: A chat thread by any other name would smell as sweet

[Ionian Knights]

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Kannap has invited you to a group chat with: Divair
Thafoo: Topeka
Thafoo: Denver
Thafoo: Carson City
Divair: I hate you
Thafoo: Sacramento
Thafoo: Salem
Kannap: HE IS ON MY SIDE
Thafoo: Olympia
Thafoo: Helena
Thafoo: Bismarck
Thafoo: Pierre
Divair: I hate all of you

Tell Div I said hello.

This is fucking awesome!

I can literally sing that entire song. Cause I wear your granddads clothes.

I look incredible...

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Kannap has invited you to a group chat with: Divair
Thafoo: Topeka
Thafoo: Denver
Thafoo: Carson City
Divair: I hate you
Thafoo: Sacramento
Thafoo: Salem
Kannap: HE IS ON MY SIDE
Thafoo: Olympia
Thafoo: Helena
Thafoo: Bismarck
Thafoo: Pierre
Divair: I hate all of you

I miss Div

I don't

[Benshir]

. . . Benny, have I ever told you that your shoes make your feet glow?

[Modioperandi]

You literally just read off my bio, word for word. All you need to do is go talk to her.

And get rejected! YAY!

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Kannap has invited you to a group chat with: Divair
Thafoo: Topeka
Thafoo: Denver
Thafoo: Carson City
Divair: I hate you
Thafoo: Sacramento
Thafoo: Salem
Kannap: HE IS ON MY SIDE
Thafoo: Olympia
Thafoo: Helena
Thafoo: Bismarck
Thafoo: Pierre
Divair: I hate all of you

I'm now intrigued...

Yeah, how'd you know? You're good. Wanna' do it?

AND THAT, ION, IS HOW IT WORKS IN THE REAL WORLD.

that would not fly...

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

[Torisakia]

A sad but true statement.



WHY? all you need to do is literally walk up and spew words outta yer facehole.

I'm a loud mouth, arrogant jerk who has just given up on being nice to anyone anymore.

I think that is the reason why no one likes me anymore, because I've turned into a dick. But I turned into a dick because I'm tired of being walked on.

anyway... I can ask her out on a date, but I don't know how she'll react, and knowing my life, she'll treat me differently from then on. I rather have a crush on a friend than no friend at all.

That is why I'm nervous of asking her out, because I'm afraid i'll just sound like a creep, because we do rarely talk (class schedule, gotta love it) and it would come out of the blue. If I talk to her more often, than I'd consider it, but atm... It would be weird.

Plus... while I am a gentleman around girls, I am obnoxious and tactless during school (I don't give a fuck mood these last couple months) and I'm not the most attractive guy. I'm the opposite of hot. I'm a fat neck-beard who spends his time on the internet and at work... not doing much else.

I'm a was dick too, but people still seemed to like me.

I know the feeling of having a crush on a friend (actually, I barely ever talked to her, I'm just saying that she was my friend so I'll have credibility), however I never acted on it.

We're not rushing you to ask this chick out, I'd say just get to know her better then ask her out. Heck, you're already miles ahead of where I used to be in relationships.

You and me, we have the same mindset. That last paragraph accurately describes me too.

[Modioperandi]

Tell Div I said hello.



I can literally sing that entire song. Cause I wear your granddads clothes.

I look incredible...

I miss Div

I don't

I'm in this big ass coat, from that thrift shop down the road.

[Benshir]

that would not fly...

Nope, but it'd get yours open quickly.

[Ionian Knights]

And get rejected! YAY!



I'm now intrigued...

that would not fly...

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.


Also...

This: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 4593_n.jpg

IS not attractive.

[Bralia]

. . . Benny, have I ever told you that your shoes make your feet glow?

Please excuse me while I take a 5 minute break from TET.

[Benshir]

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

There are wonderful pills for that.

[Ionian Knights]

I'm a loud mouth, arrogant jerk who has just given up on being nice to anyone anymore.

I think that is the reason why no one likes me anymore, because I've turned into a dick. But I turned into a dick because I'm tired of being walked on.

anyway... I can ask her out on a date, but I don't know how she'll react, and knowing my life, she'll treat me differently from then on. I rather have a crush on a friend than no friend at all.

That is why I'm nervous of asking her out, because I'm afraid i'll just sound like a creep, because we do rarely talk (class schedule, gotta love it) and it would come out of the blue. If I talk to her more often, than I'd consider it, but atm... It would be weird.

Plus... while I am a gentleman around girls, I am obnoxious and tactless during school (I don't give a fuck mood these last couple months) and I'm not the most attractive guy. I'm the opposite of hot. I'm a fat neck-beard who spends his time on the internet and at work... not doing much else.

I'm a was dick too, but people still seemed to like me.

I know the feeling of having a crush on a friend (actually, I barely ever talked to her, I'm just saying that she was my friend so I'll have credibility), however I never acted on it.

We're not rushing you to ask this chick out, I'd say just get to know her better then ask her out. Heck, you're already miles ahead of where I used to be in relationships.

You and me, we have the same mindset. That last paragraph accurately describes me too.

I know some things from my 10 month thing with... her...

time to use experience I guess...

that would not fly...

Nope, but it'd get yours open quickly.

boo...

[Blazedtown]

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.

That's not how it works. Like at all. And even if that's how it works at your school, fuck 'em. You took a shot.

[Torisakia]

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Kannap has invited you to a group chat with: Divair
Thafoo: Topeka
Thafoo: Denver
Thafoo: Carson City
Divair: I hate you
Thafoo: Sacramento
Thafoo: Salem
Kannap: HE IS ON MY SIDE
Thafoo: Olympia
Thafoo: Helena
Thafoo: Bismarck
Thafoo: Pierre
Divair: I hate all of you

Tell Div that Kira says 'hi'.

[Blazedtown]

Please excuse me while I take a 5 minute break from TET.

He's going to masturbate.

[Ionian Knights]

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

There are wonderful pills for that.

I'm starting to think Benshir wants someone over her home atm...

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.

That's not how it works. Like at all. And even if that's how it works at your school, fuck 'em. You took a shot.

Welcome to my town... where it's like every teen tv show's high school..

[Modioperandi]

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

There are wonderful pills for that.

DAMMIT ISSA, DON'T SUPPLY THE MINORS!

Worse thing that happens is she says no. In which case, fuck her, she's not good enough.

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.


Also...

This: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 4593_n.jpg

IS not attractive.

That is a face full of sexy. Just look at that beard.

Alright, if she tells her friends, she's a skank who is also an attention whore.

[Benshir]

boo...

You have to admit Ion, that was good.

Please excuse me while I take a 5 minute break from TET.

Kleenex is in my purse. Small outer pocket.

[Benshir]

He's going to masturbate.

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Calm down girl, can't you see I'm guachin' you, eh?

By the way, nice shoes, you bought them at the thrift store or something?

Yeah, how'd you know? You're good. Wanna' do it?

AND THAT, ION, IS HOW IT WORKS IN THE REAL WORLD.

Of course I wanna do it, I'm down for some panocha here. Andele jaina, let's go, we ain't got all day.

[Ionian Knights]

There are wonderful pills for that.

DAMMIT ISSA, DON'T SUPPLY THE MINORS!

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.


Also...

This: https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 4593_n.jpg

IS not attractive.

That is a face full of sexy. Just look at that beard.

Alright, if she tells her friends, she's a skank who is also an attention whore.

Seriously?

I think I need to shave to a goatee honestly...

boo...

You have to admit Ion, that was good.

Please excuse me while I take a 5 minute break from TET.

Kleenex is in my purse. Small outer pocket.

I will admit that.

[Torisakia]

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.

I'm pretty sure that this doesn't happen.

[Scomagia]

DAMMIT ISSA, DON'T SUPPLY THE MINORS!



That is a face full of sexy. Just look at that beard.

Alright, if she tells her friends, she's a skank who is also an attention whore.

Seriously?

I think I need to shave to a goatee honestly...

You have to admit Ion, that was good.


Kleenex is in my purse. Small outer pocket.

I will admit that.

I approve.

[Blazedtown]

Yeah, how'd you know? You're good. Wanna' do it?

AND THAT, ION, IS HOW IT WORKS IN THE REAL WORLD.

Of course I wanna do it, I'm down for some panocha here. Andele jaina, let's go, we ain't got all day.

Shit that's actually how panocha is spelled? I guessed and that's how it came out but thought it was wrong so I didn't post it. Damn, I'm so good I'm right even when I fuck up.

[Modioperandi]

DAMMIT ISSA, DON'T SUPPLY THE MINORS!



That is a face full of sexy. Just look at that beard.

Alright, if she tells her friends, she's a skank who is also an attention whore.

Seriously?

I think I need to shave to a goatee honestly...

You have to admit Ion, that was good.


Kleenex is in my purse. Small outer pocket.

I will admit that.

Keep it. It fits you.

Seriously man. The worst thing that can happen is she says no. In which case, you move on to better girls.

[Scomagia]

and then she tells her friends, and then it spreads like wildfire and I get mocked for asking her out.

I'm pretty sure that this doesn't happen.

Yeah, I don't think so either. The crazy things a teenage mind can conjure...

[Benshir]

I'm starting to think Benshir wants someone over her home atm...

It's been years. A good boyfriend is long overdue!

DAMMIT ISSA, DON'T SUPPLY THE MINORS!

Life lessons, man! Life lessons!