TET: A chat thread by any other name would smell as sweet

[Ionian Knights]

And then I'll creep her out and she'll never talk to me again.

And you know this how?

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.

And then I'll creep her out and she'll never talk to me again.

Or you'll strike up an engaging rapport and develop a surprisingly deep connection.

or I'll be hated.

Seriously though, how does one know if a girl is interested in them? I need freaking runway signals...

Idk... I don't want to see creepy..

I haven't spoken to her since summer started...



I don't do shots... I dont' drink.

Start with something subtle. Like "Hey, what's up?' or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

no.

[Blazedtown]

And you know this how?

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.

And yet you got her number how?

[Benshir]

no.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

[Modioperandi]

And you know this how?

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.

Or you'll strike up an engaging rapport and develop a surprisingly deep connection.

or I'll be hated.

Seriously though, how does one know if a girl is interested in them? I need freaking runway signals...

Start with something subtle. Like "Hey, what's up?' or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

no.

Oh, so your more balls to the wall kind of guy? Nice. Cut the foreplay, get straight to business.

[Scomagia]

no.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

I know that's how I wooed my wife. *nods*

[Ionian Knights]

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.

And yet you got her number how?

"You ready for this final?"

"No."

"Well, FB is a great way to get a hold of me, but textign works well. Heres my number.

"Ok, Ty!"

"Um.. I kinda need your's so I know who it is."

"oh ok..."

no.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

I doubt it... something tell me you'd say no!

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.




or I'll be hated.

Seriously though, how does one know if a girl is interested in them? I need freaking runway signals...



no.

Oh, so your more balls to the wall kind of guy? Nice. Cut the foreplay, get straight to business.

I'm more of the guy who just watches it all unfold and drinks his water and sighs.. before silently crying tearlessly about my single life.

[Torisakia]

Coffee is the liquid equivalent to stale seltzer.

How do you know what stale seltzer tastes like?

And you know this how?

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.

Or you'll strike up an engaging rapport and develop a surprisingly deep connection.

or I'll be hated.

Seriously though, how does one know if a girl is interested in them? I need freaking runway signals...

Start with something subtle. Like "Hey, what's up?' or "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

no.

I creep people out too, however I do it by choice. If she looks like she's having an orgasm every time she sees you, that's a dead giveaway that she's interested in you, and I'd think it's better if you make her talk to you first.

[Sebtopiaris]

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

I know that's how I wooed my wife. *nods*

Noice. That's pretty damn impressive.

no.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

You're kidding, right?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

no.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

Those are very fancy cables sticking out of your head. Want to go to my place for a cup of coffee?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Latin can be difficult to master, but pretty damn rewarding given it's an old language.

I'm sure it is. Much like Sanskrit or Archaic Chinese.

Nothing better than to speak with it to people when upset so they don't understand you

[Modioperandi]

no.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

YES!

And yet you got her number how?

"You ready for this final?"

"No."

"Well, FB is a great way to get a hold of me, but textign works well. Heres my number.

"Ok, Ty!"

"Um.. I kinda need your's so I know who it is."

"oh ok..."

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

I doubt it... something tell me you'd say no!

Oh, so your more balls to the wall kind of guy? Nice. Cut the foreplay, get straight to business.

I'm more of the guy who just watches it all unfold and drinks his water and sighs.. before silently crying tearlessly about my single life.

Wouldn't be like that if you talked to her.

[Benshir]

I know that's how I wooed my wife. *nods*

[Torisakia]

I know that's how I wooed my wife. *nods*

Noice. That's pretty damn impressive.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

You're kidding, right?

No, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is the golden statement that gets over 76.375% of the teen population laid.

[Ionian Knights]

Coffee is the liquid equivalent to stale seltzer.

How do you know what stale seltzer tastes like?

Have you met me? No. I creep people out doing or saying anything.




or I'll be hated.

Seriously though, how does one know if a girl is interested in them? I need freaking runway signals...



no.

I creep people out too, however I do it by choice. If she looks like she's having an orgasm every time she sees you, that's a dead giveaway that she's interested in you, and I'd think it's better if you make her talk to you first.

well then...

[Coffee Cakes]

Of course you are the exception.

Aww yay!

[Ionian Knights]

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

YES!

"You ready for this final?"

"No."

"Well, FB is a great way to get a hold of me, but textign works well. Heres my number.

"Ok, Ty!"

"Um.. I kinda need your's so I know who it is."

"oh ok..."



I doubt it... something tell me you'd say no!



I'm more of the guy who just watches it all unfold and drinks his water and sighs.. before silently crying tearlessly about my single life.

Wouldn't be like that if you talked to her.

I can just wallow in selfpity...

[Modioperandi]

How do you know what stale seltzer tastes like?


I creep people out too, however I do it by choice. If she looks like she's having an orgasm every time she sees you, that's a dead giveaway that she's interested in you, and I'd think it's better if you make her talk to you first.

well then...

It's the truth.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I'm more of the guy who just watches it all unfold and drinks his water and sighs.. before silently crying tearlessly about my single life.

I'm single, stop crying.

[Sebtopiaris]

Noice. That's pretty damn impressive.


You're kidding, right?

No, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is the golden statement that gets over 76.375% of the teen population laid.

Gee. I'd oughta try that sometime.

[Scomagia]

I know that's how I wooed my wife. *nods*

Noice. That's pretty damn impressive.

Your loss. "Nice shoes, wanna' fuck?" works more than you'd think.

You're kidding, right?

If only that were true. Nah, in reality I'm more into listening than I am talking, which is probably what caught my wife's attention.

[Benshir]

Those are very fancy cables sticking out of your head. Want to go to my place for a cup of coffee?

AREN'T YOU GONN' TAKE NOTICE OF MY SHOES, ESE?

[Sebtopiaris]

Oh, so your more balls to the wall kind of guy? Nice. Cut the foreplay, get straight to business.

I'm more of the guy who just watches it all unfold and drinks his water and sighs.. before silently crying tearlessly about my single life.

Well, it's not like there's an afterlife or anything.

[Modioperandi]

Noice. That's pretty damn impressive.


You're kidding, right?

No, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is the golden statement that gets over 76.375% of the teen population laid.

A sad but true statement.

YES!



Wouldn't be like that if you talked to her.

I can just wallow in selfpity...

WHY? all you need to do is literally walk up and spew words outta yer facehole.

[Scomagia]

No, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" is the golden statement that gets over 76.375% of the teen population laid.

Gee. I'd oughta try that sometime.

Make sure you wear a cup when you do.

[Sebtopiaris]

I can just wallow in selfpity...

WHY? all you need to do is literally walk up and spew words outta yer facehole.

Don't worry, Ion. People ask me to shut up a lot, so it shouldn't be that hard.