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Soldati senza confini wrote:If this is hell, I've probably seen the darkest, most sinister circles of hell already

You're right at the edge of the zone where I don't have to be walking around with a weapon.

As soon as that lovely 3-4 day peak of my menstrual cycle kicks in, I suggest you carry around a 12 gauge shotgun, several spare rounds and a first aid kid.

Benshir wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:If this is hell, I've probably seen the darkest, most sinister circles of hell already

You're right at the edge of the zone where I don't have to be walking around with a weapon.

As soon as that lovely 3-4 day peak of my menstrual cycle kicks in, I suggest you carry around a 12 gauge shotgun, several spare rounds and a first aid kid.

I've handled worse situations with a combat knife only.

I play hardcore, mi vida.

Soldati senza confini wrote:I've handled worse situations with a combat knife only.

I play hardcore, mi vida.

That's some Latin American swagger right there.

Tequila, bananas, smiles, enchiladas and knife fights.

Benshir wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:I've handled worse situations with a combat knife only.

I play hardcore, mi vida.

That's some Latin American swagger right there.

Tequila, bananas, smiles, enchiladas and knife fights.

When you come from countries where people have been both trying to gain freedom and then killing each other for decades, I think you can find similarities, yes

The Walmartians are invading!

The Serbian Empire wrote:The Walmartians are invading!

I hope they don't get far, I live right down the street from Walmart.

Torisakia wrote:

The Serbian Empire wrote:The Walmartians are invading!

I hope they don't get far, I live right down the street from Walmart.

They be probing everything!

I feel both bad about my ego but also drop-dead sexy tonight.

Thafoo wrote:I feel both bad about my ego but also drop-dead sexy tonight.

Makes two of us wishing we were with our preferred males.

My IQ is 119.

That explains everything.

Torisakia wrote:My IQ is 119.

That explains everything.

Tori tori tori. That's fifteen points above average, if I recall correctly.

Auremena wrote:

Thafoo wrote:I feel both bad about my ego but also drop-dead sexy tonight.

Makes two of us wishing we were with our preferred males.

Sometime soon, I'll find my way out of my domicile, and I'll make damn sure the world (or, at least, my part of it) notices me. I'll have all the men, I will.

Aure, what was that thing you posted a while ago where it was some sort of a test that charted what areas specifically you could be considered most "smart" in (i.e. music, numbers, nature, etc)? That was neat, it was.

I am so fucking happy. My job is fucking BOSS AS FUCK.

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I am so fucking happy. My job is fucking BOSS AS FUCK.

I'm glad you're enjoying your job!

How was everything today?

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I am so fucking happy. My job is fucking BOSS AS FUCK.

I'm glad you're enjoying your job!

How was everything today?

$92.xx in tips today.
And have I mentioned that my owners are EYE CANDY 100%?

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
I'm glad you're enjoying your job!

How was everything today?

$92.xx in tips today.
And have I mentioned that my owners are EYE CANDY 100%?

No, although I would probably have guessed that from what you mentioned a while ago when you made reference to college-age

And nice! I am glad things are going great for you in the tipping department.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:$92.xx in tips today.
And have I mentioned that my owners are EYE CANDY 100%?

No, although I would probably have guessed that from what you mentioned a while ago when you made reference to college-age

And nice! I am glad things are going great for you in the tipping department.

???? What did I mention about college-age?

SAT, every time you're happy, just remember I'm seeing The 1975 live.

Thafoo wrote:SAT, every time you're happy, just remember I'm seeing The 1975 live.

I'm going to ejaculate on your happiness

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:

Thafoo wrote:SAT, every time you're happy, just remember I'm seeing The 1975 live.

I'm going to ejaculate on your happiness

I'm going to steal that.

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:

Soldati senza confini wrote:
No, although I would probably have guessed that from what you mentioned a while ago when you made reference to college-age

And nice! I am glad things are going great for you in the tipping department.

???? What did I mention about college-age?

I think someone mentioned pizza parlors are where usually college-age people go and get a job? I am not sure if it was you or someone else. I could remember it was you though, I may be wrong.

Soldati senza confini wrote:

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:???? What did I mention about college-age?

I think someone mentioned pizza parlors are where usually college-age people go and get a job? I am not sure if it was you or someone else. I could remember it was you though, I may be wrong.

Maybe, idk
But the owners are two drop dead fuck me Indian Americans and if we didn't know each other and I was hot and we were at a bar I would hit on that SO HARD. Try to take them both home and DO THE DO.

Thafoo wrote:

Auremena wrote:Makes two of us wishing we were with our preferred males.

Sometime soon, I'll find my way out of my domicile, and I'll make damn sure the world (or, at least, my part of it) notices me. I'll have all the men, I will.

I just want one man in particular...

Thafoo wrote:Aure, what was that thing you posted a while ago where it was some sort of a test that charted what areas specifically you could be considered most "smart" in (i.e. music, numbers, nature, etc)? That was neat, it was.

The Birmingham Grid for Learning?

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Indian Americans

wait are they Native Americans or are they half-Indian half-Caucasian