TET: Summertime, time to sit back and unwind

[Gallade]

What kind of fancy ass toilets do you lot talk about if there's multiple pipes?

merican toliets, we use colored led's and dimmer switches for back lighting, also not as harsh when you have to throw up and look into that brightly colored bowl.

Yet you still won't embrace the refreshing tickle of the bidet.

[Cadonica]

I like to give spiders a chance at life, but ones like those gleefully toss aside their right to exist. I'm thousands of times bigger than you, spiders. Show the appropriate levels of fear and stay in your corners lest you be squished with great fury.

But spiders are cool. Especially zebra spiders.

Agreed.

[Gallade]

I like to give spiders a chance at life, but ones like those gleefully toss aside their right to exist. I'm thousands of times bigger than you, spiders. Show the appropriate levels of fear and stay in your corners lest you be squished with great fury.

But spiders are cool. Especially zebra spiders.

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

[Benshir]

I like you. Can I keep you?

That is a logical request.

its just a minor compulsion, i could deal with it if i really want too.

The Producers?

[Cadonica]

But spiders are cool. Especially zebra spiders.

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

Fun times.

[Costa Fierro]

The lightbulb in the toilet broke. And I was accosted by a spider in the washing this morning.

Crawl up my arm and get away with it. I think not.

I like to give spiders a chance at life, but ones like those gleefully toss aside their right to exist. I'm thousands of times bigger than you, spiders. Show the appropriate levels of fear and stay in your corners lest you be squished with great fury.

Well, given that it was a poisonous one, I don't let them live.

[Ethel mermania]

merican toliets, we use colored led's and dimmer switches for back lighting, also not as harsh when you have to throw up and look into that brightly colored bowl.

Yet you still won't embrace the refreshing tickle of the bidet.

(hangs head in shame)

it is truely a sign of our lack of civilization.

[Costa Fierro]

What kind of fancy ass toilets do you lot talk about if there's multiple pipes?

merican toliets, we use colored led's and dimmer switches for back lighting, also not as harsh when you have to throw up and look into that brightly colored bowl.

Jesus. We're only one step up from shitting in a hole in the floor.

[DesAnges]

But spiders are cool. Especially zebra spiders.

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

You're talking false widows, right? They're only lethal if you have a very specific allergic reaction, in of themselves they don't have the venom strength to cause you anything more than a couple hours' pain. And will only but you if you're stupid enough to stick your hand into their nests.

[Ethel mermania]

I like you. Can I keep you?

That is a logical request.

its just a minor compulsion, i could deal with it if i really want too.

The Producers?

well done.

[R the Zombie]

*brofist*

Awake, temporarily, because of the need for clean clothes and passing out while watching TV early last night. What's up with you?

*brofist*

Working man. Had to come in early today.

Good you?

So far, not bad.

You know what I get for listening to foreign-language music on YouTube? Ads that speak to me in Korean. And I don't speak Korean.

[Benshir]

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

Ireland is at war.

[Ethel mermania]

merican toliets, we use colored led's and dimmer switches for back lighting, also not as harsh when you have to throw up and look into that brightly colored bowl.

Jesus. We're only one step up from shitting in a hole in the floor.

gotta keep up in the arms race, the space race, the tolieting race.

[Benshir]

well done.

Thank you, Ethel.

[Greater Bosna (Ancient)]

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

Ireland is at war.

Oh dear

[Costa Fierro]

But spiders are cool. Especially zebra spiders.

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

Potentially? We have colonies of redbacks well established in NZ. Along with huntsmans, whitetails and gold orb spiders.

[DesAnges]

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

Potentially? We have colonies of redbacks well established in NZ. Along with huntsmans, whitetails and gold orb spiders.

Are they the really large huntsman spiders? The 30cm legspan ones?

[Benshir]

Oh dear

At least hers is only a recent development. My country's been warring with tropical bugs for a while now. I now share my flat with beetles and moths.

[DesAnges]

Oh dear

At least hers is only a recent development. My country's been warring with tropical bugs for a while now. I now share my flat with beetles and moths.

I'll get my magnifying glass.

[Greater Bosna (Ancient)]

Oh dear

At least hers is only a recent development. My country's been warring with tropical bugs for a while now. I now share my flat with beetles and moths.

: O
Chase them with a knife and stab them

[Costa Fierro]

Potentially? We have colonies of redbacks well established in NZ. Along with huntsmans, whitetails and gold orb spiders.

Are they the really large huntsman spiders? The 30cm legspan ones?

Thankfully, no.

[Gallade]

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

Potentially? We have colonies of redbacks well established in NZ. Along with huntsmans, whitetails and gold orb spiders.

We are well aware of the horrors of Oceania. Purge. Purge.

There are now potentially lethal spiders in Ireland due to rising temperatures. All bets are off.

You're talking false widows, right? They're only lethal if you have a very specific allergic reaction, in of themselves they don't have the venom strength to cause you anything more than a couple hours' pain. And will only but you if you're stupid enough to stick your hand into their nests.

For children and shorter people they can cause heart palpitations, sickness and potentially a coma regardless of allergies. And as for giving them a wide berth, it's getting more and more difficult Sith their numbers and how they like to nest in houses. I know for a fact that there's an infestation in the storage basement. I'm never going down there again.

[Benshir]

I'll get my magnifying glass.

You do that. I'll find newspaper to roll up and flip flops to defend myself with.

: O
Chase them with a knife and stab them

Or better yet, call the Spanish Inquisition. This abode is tainted. It must be cleansed.

[Ethel mermania]

well done.

Thank you, Ethel.

not often a 22 year old phillipena gets 50 year old new york jewish humor.

[Greater Bosna (Ancient)]

I'll get my magnifying glass.

You do that. I'll find newspaper to roll up and flip flops to defend myself with.

: O
Chase them with a knife and stab them

Or better yet, call the Spanish Inquisition. This abode is tainted. It must be cleansed.

Fatwa upon moths in Benshirs residrnce