New Jersey Student in Trouble For Pencil Twirling

[Upper America]

This is worse than when that kindergartner got suspended for biting the corner off of a pop tart. He twirled a pencil, and now he could lose his parents. We need to get rid of this zero tolerance crap before it goes any further.

I have a solution... take all children from the Department of Children and Families employees. The reasoning is that if they are this paranoid of having a child twirl a pencil then they might be paranoid enough to be unfit parents given the same reasoning.

I wouldn't be surprised if they boarded up their kid's door and set up sandbags along the walls. And if the kid ever says the g-word, they get locked up for the evening.

[The Serbian Empire]

I have a solution... take all children from the Department of Children and Families employees. The reasoning is that if they are this paranoid of having a child twirl a pencil then they might be paranoid enough to be unfit parents given the same reasoning.

I wouldn't be surprised if they boarded up their kid's door and set up sandbags along the walls. And if the kid ever says the g-word, they get locked up for the evening.

Now that sounds like actual child abuse!

[Blazedtown]

I have a solution... take all children from the Department of Children and Families employees. The reasoning is that if they are this paranoid of having a child twirl a pencil then they might be paranoid enough to be unfit parents given the same reasoning.

I wouldn't be surprised if they boarded up their kid's door and set up sandbags along the walls. And if the kid ever says the g-word, they get locked up for the evening.

Unwarranted Christian persecution complex go go go.

This more of a case about New Jersey being fucking retarded than having to do with politics, let alone religion.

[The Serbian Empire]

I wouldn't be surprised if they boarded up their kid's door and set up sandbags along the walls. And if the kid ever says the g-word, they get locked up for the evening.

Unwarranted Christian persecution complex go go go.

This more of a case about New Jersey being fucking retarded than having to do with politics, let alone religion.

But New Jersey is laden with many a liberal. And the g-word is gun.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

This more of a case about New Jersey being fucking retarded than having to do with politics, let alone religion.

I don't see how that could be a shock to anyone anymore. Haven't we had enough to prove how truly dense New Jersey is in the past two years?

[Spoder]

This more of a case about New Jersey being fucking retarded than having to do with politics, let alone religion.

I don't see how that could be a shock to anyone anymore. Haven't we had enough to prove how truly dense New Jersey is in the past two years?

The new yorkers have had it right all these years.

[The Enclave Government]

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

[Upper America]

I wouldn't be surprised if they boarded up their kid's door and set up sandbags along the walls. And if the kid ever says the g-word, they get locked up for the evening.

Now that sounds like actual child abuse!

Trying to take this kid away from his family because of a twirling pencil is child abuse. They've already broken the rule they enforce.

I wouldn't be surprised if they boarded up their kid's door and set up sandbags along the walls. And if the kid ever says the g-word, they get locked up for the evening.

Unwarranted Christian persecution complex go go go.

This more of a case about New Jersey being fucking retarded than having to do with politics, let alone religion.

Please elaborate on this. I have no idea how what I said relates to "Christian persecution".

[Kannap]

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

I fail to see how this matters to anything within this thread.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

This is completely stupid...

[Upper America]

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

I fail to see how this matters to anything within this thread.

Seconded.

[Blazedtown]

Now that sounds like actual child abuse!

Trying to take this kid away from his family because of a twirling pencil is child abuse. They've already broken the rule they enforce.

Unwarranted Christian persecution complex go go go.

This more of a case about New Jersey being fucking retarded than having to do with politics, let alone religion.

Please elaborate on this. I have no idea how what I said relates to "Christian persecution".

For some reason I jumped to god when you said g word.

I really suck with context clues tonight.

[The Enclave Government]

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

I fail to see how this matters to anything within this thread.

I fail to see how your post matters to this thread.

Dont steal my thun thun.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

The new yorkers have had it right all these years.

Nah they're just as bad us as. We just have really awful luck.

But New Jersey is laden with many a liberal. And the g-word is gun.

Also, does anyone happened to know what part of the state this is from? Because yes while New Jersey appears blue the blue stronghold is mainly in the northern half of the state.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

Huh?! This doesn't have anything to do with this thread.

[Scomagia]

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

I fail to see how this matters to anything within this thread.

*Sigh* It doesn't. Welcome to summer.

[Oaledonia]

The new yorkers have had it right all these years.

Nah they're just as bad us as. We just have really awful luck.

But New Jersey is laden with many a liberal. And the g-word is gun.

Also, does anyone happened to know what part of the state this is from? Because yes while New Jersey appears blue the blue stronghold is mainly in the northern half of the state.

Monmouth is fairly republican, and it's in the Northern half.

[Upper America]

Trying to take this kid away from his family because of a twirling pencil is child abuse. They've already broken the rule they enforce.



Please elaborate on this. I have no idea how what I said relates to "Christian persecution".

For some reason I jumped to god when you said g word.

I really suck with context clues tonight.

Haha, I mean gun!

If a illegal alien fought a child molester, would it be Alien vs Predator?

Huh?! This doesn't have anything to do with this thread.

Wait, what if the alien and the predator were fighting because the predator's child twirled his pencil and the alien's child reported him to the teacher because he looked like he was gonna shoot someone and pissed off the predator?

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Monmouth is fairly republican, and it's in the Northern half.

Well there of course some exceptions. But keep in mind the North is where the vast majority of the population lives, and therefore voters. But, regardless of that. The state is still stupid.

[Oaledonia]

The state is still stupid.

Nah, it's tolerable here. This instance? Yes, it is. All the time? Nope.

[Sevvania]

Meanwhile, in North Carolina:

"Pencil twirling looks like a gun? Make pencil twirling a mandatory course to graduate high school!"

Because proposed education programs in regards to safe handling and dispelling misinformation is equally ridiculous to the notion that pencil-twirling is the first sign of a mentally disturbed gunman.

It's a good thing he didn't point it vertically towards the sky, because he could have kicked off World War III.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

The state is still stupid.

Nah, it's tolerable here. This instance? Yes, it is. All the time? Nope.

It's only become more irksome recently. Too many shitty things happening close to one another is why I hold the views I do.

[Tyriece]

My state does it yet again. This will get us on the map for sure!

[Neoconstantius]

I used to pretend my pencils were missiles, should I have been interrogated for harboring WMDs?

[Greed and Death]

I'm confused on how twirling a pencil can look like twirling a gun. And even if it did, so what? This school should have better things to do than harassing a student and his family.

My guess is he pulled the pen from his pocket and twirled it like people do when they trick shoot.