TET: Princes of the Universe

[Benshir]

"I can't kill him I don't know his name. What is your name?"

"Roland"

*stabs*

I will do what queens do. I will rule.

[The Serbian Empire]

I'll file that away under consideration, then.
In the meantime, I shall pursue João for that glorious assist tonight.Don't know much about tequila brands. Patrón I've heard of, as wel as good buddy José

El Jimador. It's excellent.

So who is Jimador? Is he a matador?

[Auremena]

I know, I know. The way to a man's heart lies through his love of booze.

Indeed. I could go for a bottle or two after a day like today. Maybe even a friend to share with. That'd be nice.

Hey, you never did take me to dinner. Sharing a bottle would be nice

Salt or no salt? I avoid salt myself. I prefer to only use lemon after taking a shot.

I don't use salt or lemon. I drink my shots straight.

Such is the pressure that men are often brought to in this country. Crap beer or straight shots. Everything else is a "girly-ass drink" it seems.
Not meant directly at you, just wondering why it's so wrong to enjoy the taste of drinks.

[Benshir]

Needs more Gym Leader Clair.

I'm not that good with anime references. :/

[Kannap]

Yes she does. So, your question is?

Why do people love dead elves so much?

Well, I don't think it is the fact that they are dead. I think it is that Arwen was a very lovable person during her life.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

El Jimador. It's excellent.

So who is Jimador? Is he a matador?

Ever heard of overseers? That's what Jimador means.

[Auremena]

I'll file that away under consideration, then.
In the meantime, I shall pursue João for that glorious assist tonight.Don't know much about tequila brands. Patrón I've heard of, as wel as good buddy José

El Jimador. It's excellent.

I don't always make drinks with tequila.
But when I do, I shall make them with El Jimador

[Benshir]

Well, I don't think it is the fact that they are dead. I think it is that Arwen was a very lovable person during her life.

Is this turning into a eulogy?

[Auremena]

So who is Jimador? Is he a matador?

Ever heard of overseers? That's what Jimador means.

El Jimador de la bodega 101.

[Modioperandi]

Indeed. I could go for a bottle or two after a day like today. Maybe even a friend to share with. That'd be nice.

Hey, you never did take me to dinner. Sharing a bottle would be nice

I don't use salt or lemon. I drink my shots straight.

Such is the pressure that men are often brought to in this country. Crap beer or straight shots. Everything else is a "girly-ass drink" it seems.
Not meant directly at you, just wondering why it's so wrong to enjoy the taste of drinks.

Lady, have you ever had an AMF? I drink them all the time. It's mixed.

[Imperial--japan]

"I can't kill him I don't know his name. What is your name?"

"Roland"

*stabs*

I will do what queens do. I will rule.

"If you need help, bark like a dog."
"That's stupid. If I need help, I'll shout 'help'."

[The Serbian Empire]

So who is Jimador? Is he a matador?

Ever heard of overseers? That's what Jimador means.

Good, that booze sounds like it should be watching over my other alcohols.

[Benshir]

Yeah, but the idea that I'm a father at age 19 scares the piss out of me.

Rubber's very important.

[The Serbian Empire]

Why do people love dead elves so much?

Well, I don't think it is the fact that they are dead. I think it is that Arwen was a very lovable person during her life.

And it's hard to be lovable over thousands of years.

[Auremena]

Hey, you never did take me to dinner. Sharing a bottle would be nice Such is the pressure that men are often brought to in this country. Crap beer or straight shots. Everything else is a "girly-ass drink" it seems.
Not meant directly at you, just wondering why it's so wrong to enjoy the taste of drinks.

Lady, have you ever had an AMF? I drink them all the time. It's mixed.

Isn't that a bowling alley
I usually make my own. UV Blue + Baja Blast and Malibu + Cherry Pepsi are two of my finer creations.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

El Jimador. It's excellent.

I don't always make drinks with tequila.
But when I do, I shall make them with El Jimador

Hehehe!!

[Modioperandi]

Well, I don't think it is the fact that they are dead. I think it is that Arwen was a very lovable person during her life.

Is this turning into a eulogy?

My eulogy

Consider friend, as you pass me by.
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, you to shall be.
Prepare, therefore, to follow me.

[The Serbian Empire]

Yeah, but the idea that I'm a father at age 19 scares the piss out of me.

Rubber's very important.

As is some town in France.

[Modioperandi]

Yeah, but the idea that I'm a father at age 19 scares the piss out of me.

Rubber's very important.

Lady, I'm dumber than a box of rocks, let's be honest.

Lady, have you ever had an AMF? I drink them all the time. It's mixed.

Isn't that a bowling alley
I usually make my own. UV Blue + Baja Blast and Malibu + Cherry Pepsi are two of my finer creations.

It's a mix of vodka, gin, tequila, and blueberry juice with some sprite.

[Benshir]

Rubber's very important.

As is some town in France.

Sweet buttery Jesus.

Condom Cathedral.

[The Serbian Empire]

As is some town in France.

Sweet buttery Jesus.

Condom Cathedral.

The biggest prophylactic in the world must be there.

[Auremena]

I don't always make drinks with tequila.
But when I do, I shall make them with El Jimador

Hehehe!!

I seem to be taking my posts out of commercials for Mexican beverages

Isn't that a bowling alley
I usually make my own. UV Blue + Baja Blast and Malibu + Cherry Pepsi are two of my finer creations.

It's a mix of vodka, gin, tequila, and blueberry juice with some sprite.

Seems pricey, with all that alcohol...
Sorry, I'm a cheapskate.
At least right now.
But the one thing I will not be cheap about when it comes to drinks is wine. I refuse boxed wine. Don't care if a 5L box is $14 and a .75L bottle is $10, the latter is surely better.
And on every occasion, it has been.

[Modioperandi]

Hehehe!!

I seem to be taking my posts out of commercials for Mexican beverages

It's a mix of vodka, gin, tequila, and blueberry juice with some sprite.

Seems pricey, with all that alcohol...
Sorry, I'm a cheapskate.
But the one thing I will not be cheap about when it comes to drinks is wine. I refuse boxed wine. Don't care if a 5L box is $14 and a .75L bottle is $10, the latter is surely better.
And on every occasion, it has been.

It's 5 bucks.

[Modioperandi]

Sweet buttery Jesus.

Condom Cathedral.

The biggest prophylactic in the world must be there.

[Auremena]

I seem to be taking my posts out of commercials for Mexican beverages Seems pricey, with all that alcohol...
Sorry, I'm a cheapskate.
But the one thing I will not be cheap about when it comes to drinks is wine. I refuse boxed wine. Don't care if a 5L box is $14 and a .75L bottle is $10, the latter is surely better.
And on every occasion, it has been.

It's 5 bucks.

Too rich for one drink, for my blood.