NATION

PASSWORD

TET: Princes of the Universe

For discussion and debate about anything. (Not a roleplay related forum; out-of-character commentary only.)

Advertisement

Remove ads

User avatar
Gallade
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 53324
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:05 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Cadonica wrote:Quick study that proves nothing. That's been common knowledge since forever.

Personal experience has taught me that a mixed workfloor is the best.

Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness

User avatar
Stagnant Axon Terminal
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16621
Founded: Feb 24, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:06 am

Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Personal experience has taught me that a mixed workfloor is the best.

Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Segregated bathrooms suck donkey dicks.
Forts and potties for all.
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

User avatar
Cadonica
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35551
Founded: Jul 19, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:06 am

Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Personal experience has taught me that a mixed workfloor is the best.

Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Sometimes this is good as well. Equal is the point, it doesn't matter if it's common or separate as long as it's equal.

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Gallade wrote:Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Segregated bathrooms suck donkey dicks.
Forts and potties for all.

Best option.
Last edited by Cadonica on Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

User avatar
Gallade
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 53324
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:08 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Gallade wrote:Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Segregated bathrooms suck donkey dicks.
Forts and potties for all.

Hell no. There's carpeting in the woman's bathroom in my local. Putting a urinal in there is a recipe for disaster. You wanna canoodle together, use the disabled bathroom.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness

User avatar
Stagnant Axon Terminal
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16621
Founded: Feb 24, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:12 am

Gallade wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Segregated bathrooms suck donkey dicks.
Forts and potties for all.

Hell no. There's carpeting in the woman's bathroom in my local. Putting a urinal in there is a recipe for disaster. You wanna canoodle together, use the disabled bathroom.

Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

User avatar
Cadonica
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35551
Founded: Jul 19, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:14 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Gallade wrote:Hell no. There's carpeting in the woman's bathroom in my local. Putting a urinal in there is a recipe for disaster. You wanna canoodle together, use the disabled bathroom.

Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?

Frankly if there's urinal or toilet I choose toilet like 99% of the time.
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

User avatar
Stagnant Axon Terminal
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16621
Founded: Feb 24, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:16 am

Cadonica wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?

Frankly if there's urinal or toilet I choose toilet like 99% of the time.

Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

User avatar
Gallade
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 53324
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:16 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Gallade wrote:Hell no. There's carpeting in the woman's bathroom in my local. Putting a urinal in there is a recipe for disaster. You wanna canoodle together, use the disabled bathroom.

Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?

It's a beautiful bathroom. Carpet, plants, smell of perfume, even a sofa and plenty of sockets for hair straighteners and curlers. You can tell that the owner is female. Then there's the boys bathroom. It's fine and clean, but tiled with plenty of drains clearly stating "you can't be trusted to aim your dangle while intoxicated".
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness

User avatar
Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:21 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Cadonica wrote:Frankly if there's urinal or toilet I choose toilet like 99% of the time.

Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb


I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.

User avatar
Cadonica
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35551
Founded: Jul 19, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:21 am

Gallade wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?

It's a beautiful bathroom. Carpet, plants, smell of perfume, even a sofa and plenty of sockets for hair straighteners and curlers. You can tell that the owner is female. Then there's the boys bathroom. It's fine and clean, but tiled with plenty of drains clearly stating "you can't be trusted to aim your dangle while intoxicated".

Bathroom is supposed to be a bathroom not a fucking lounge :lol:
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

User avatar
Stagnant Axon Terminal
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16621
Founded: Feb 24, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:22 am

Lordieth wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb


I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.

It's economical to buy more, specialized equipment? That doesn't make sense.
TET's resident state assessment exam
My sworn enemy is the Toyota 4Runner
I scream a lot.
Also, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it

Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

User avatar
Gallade
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 53324
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:24 am

Lordieth wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb


I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.

They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.
Last edited by Gallade on Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:25 am, edited 1 time in total.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness

User avatar
Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:25 am

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.

It's economical to buy more, specialized equipment? That doesn't make sense.


I meant space wise. I'm not defending them here. I think they're pretty stupid too. The trough-style ones are even worse. As if 5 or 6 men are going to stand side by side in the thing. It only really happens in bars and clubs, where everyone is too drunk to care. I care, though. All kinds of space invasion, there.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.

User avatar
Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:27 am

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.

They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.


Classy.

Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.

User avatar
Hurdegaryp
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 54204
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Hurdegaryp » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:27 am

Gallade wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Personal experience has taught me that a mixed workfloor is the best.

Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

User avatar
Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:28 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.


They should be made to go use a bucket instead. That level of personal hygiene and care is just unforgivable.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.

User avatar
Gallade
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 53324
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:31 am

Lordieth wrote:
Gallade wrote:They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.


Classy.

Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.

I'm not sure where the misconception came that I'm meant to be a highbrow lady, but it needs nipping in the bud. I can slag it up with the best of them.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness

User avatar
Bralia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31240
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:32 am

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Gallade wrote:Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.

Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.

Hey, it's not my fault it comes out at an odd angle on occasion! I don't make messes carelessly!
Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

User avatar
Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:33 am

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Classy.

Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.

I'm not sure where the misconception came that I'm meant to be a highbrow lady, but it needs nipping in the bud. I can slag it up with the best of them.


Take it as a compliment that despite evident behaviours, you still manage to come across as having class. I wouldn't knock it.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.

User avatar
Cadonica
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35551
Founded: Jul 19, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
Classy.

Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.

I'm not sure where the misconception came that I'm meant to be a highbrow lady, but it needs nipping in the bud. I can slag it up with the best of them.

"Lady-like" is just Christian relic to oppress women *nods*
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

User avatar
Esternial
Technical Moderator
 
Posts: 54367
Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am

Gallade wrote:
Lordieth wrote:
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.

They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.

Huh. I can genuinely feel the embarrassment myself just imagining the entire situation. That's rare.

Kudos to you.

Lordieth wrote:you still manage to come across as having class.

Not anymore. She quit her teaching job.
Last edited by Esternial on Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:35 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Cadonica
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35551
Founded: Jul 19, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am

Bralia wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.

Hey, it's not my fault it comes out at an odd angle on occasion! I don't make messes carelessly!

And that's why I prefer toilets to urinals :lol:
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.

User avatar
Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am

Esternial wrote:
Gallade wrote:They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.

Huh. I can genuinely feel the embarrassment myself just imagining the entire situation. That's rare.

Kudos to you.


Beats squatting over a bush, I suppose.
There was a signature here. It's gone now.

User avatar
Gallade
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 53324
Founded: Jul 14, 2009
Anarchy

Postby Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:37 am

Esternial wrote:
Gallade wrote:They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.

Huh. I can genuinely feel the embarrassment myself just imagining the entire situation. That's rare.

Kudos to you.

Lordieth wrote:you still manage to come across as having class.

Not anymore. She quit her teaching job.

I imagine the poor lad was more embarrassed. My flower on full display while a gaggle of women behind him laughed and cheered? I doubt he peed a drop.
|| Miss me with that factional BS || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous
My TG box is for friends, not food
Feel like making a direct change rather than just bickering over crises?
Help give orphaned children a safe environment to grow
Combat Homelessness

User avatar
Immoren
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 65243
Founded: Mar 20, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Immoren » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:41 am

Esternial wrote:
Lordieth wrote:you still manage to come across as having class.

Not anymore. She quit her teaching job.


Image
IC Flag Is a Pope Principia
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Dimetrodon Empire, Elejamie, Floofybit, Grinning Dragon, Gundun, Hiram Land

Advertisement

Remove ads