Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.
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by Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:05 am

by Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:06 am
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it
Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

by Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:06 am

by Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:08 am

by Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:12 am
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it
Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

by Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:14 am
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Gallade wrote:Hell no. There's carpeting in the woman's bathroom in my local. Putting a urinal in there is a recipe for disaster. You wanna canoodle together, use the disabled bathroom.
Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?

by Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:16 am
Cadonica wrote:Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?
Frankly if there's urinal or toilet I choose toilet like 99% of the time.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it
Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

by Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:16 am
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Gallade wrote:Hell no. There's carpeting in the woman's bathroom in my local. Putting a urinal in there is a recipe for disaster. You wanna canoodle together, use the disabled bathroom.
Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?

by Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:21 am
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Cadonica wrote:Frankly if there's urinal or toilet I choose toilet like 99% of the time.
Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb

by Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:21 am
Gallade wrote:Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Urinals are legitimately the dumbest thing. Just use a goddamn toilet, boys, you don't need a special invention when there's one that works perfectly well and doesn't require extra space.
So is carpeting in a bathroom, what kind of fucked up world do you live in?
It's a beautiful bathroom. Carpet, plants, smell of perfume, even a sofa and plenty of sockets for hair straighteners and curlers. You can tell that the owner is female. Then there's the boys bathroom. It's fine and clean, but tiled with plenty of drains clearly stating "you can't be trusted to aim your dangle while intoxicated".


by Stagnant Axon Terminal » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:22 am
Lordieth wrote:Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.
Nanatsu No Tsuki wrote:the fetus will never eat cake if you abort it
Cu Math wrote:Axon is like a bear with a PH.D. She debates at first, then eats your face.
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:THE MAN'S PENIS HAS LEFT THE VAGINA. IT'S THE UTERUS'S TURN TO SHINE.

by Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:24 am
Lordieth wrote:Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Like, urinals are fucking dumb. Next to no one has urinals in their home, why do men suddenly rally to have urinals in public spaces? They just enjoy looking at each other's dongs? It's soooo dumb
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.

by Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:25 am
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Lordieth wrote:
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.
It's economical to buy more, specialized equipment? That doesn't make sense.

by Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:27 am
Gallade wrote:Lordieth wrote:
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.
They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.

by Hurdegaryp » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:27 am
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

by Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:28 am
Hurdegaryp wrote:Gallade wrote:Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.
Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.

by Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:31 am
Lordieth wrote:Gallade wrote:They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.
Classy.
Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.

by Bralia » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:32 am
Hurdegaryp wrote:Gallade wrote:Separate but equal works fine. Our bathrooms are lovely, you can't use them. You boys are fully entitled to your forts, of course.
Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.

by Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:33 am
Gallade wrote:Lordieth wrote:
Classy.
Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.
I'm not sure where the misconception came that I'm meant to be a highbrow lady, but it needs nipping in the bud. I can slag it up with the best of them.

by Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am
Gallade wrote:Lordieth wrote:
Classy.
Kudos to you though for giving it a go. I'm sure they could invent female urinals, although I imagine them being a little less dignified.
I'm not sure where the misconception came that I'm meant to be a highbrow lady, but it needs nipping in the bud. I can slag it up with the best of them.

by Esternial » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am
Gallade wrote:Lordieth wrote:
I just considered it economical. I'm not thrilled at the idea of using them, especially when other men seem incapable of following urinal etiquette. 1. You're standing too close. 2. You're talking to me. 3. Focus on what you're doing, thanks.
They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.
Lordieth wrote:you still manage to come across as having class.

by Cadonica » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am
Bralia wrote:Hurdegaryp wrote:Men have this stigma attached to them when it comes to toilets. Not all of us make a mess of them, you know. But those that do usually make an effort to get their filth everywhere. Goddamn bastards.
Hey, it's not my fault it comes out at an odd angle on occasion! I don't make messes carelessly!


by Lordieth » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:34 am
Esternial wrote:Gallade wrote:They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.
Huh. I can genuinely feel the embarrassment myself just imagining the entire situation. That's rare.
Kudos to you.

by Gallade » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:37 am
Esternial wrote:Gallade wrote:They are fun to use on those nights that you've drank too much vodka and want to check if you can pee like a boy. Embarrassing night. I recall that I handed my purse to the man peeing beside me so Icould hitch up my skirt.
Huh. I can genuinely feel the embarrassment myself just imagining the entire situation. That's rare.
Kudos to you.Lordieth wrote:you still manage to come across as having class.
Not anymore. She quit her teaching job.

by Immoren » Sat Jun 14, 2014 7:41 am

discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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