TET: Princes of the Universe

[Cat Rangoon]

$1.75 and the rubber stamp is yours.

$1.55

$1.75.

[Kannap]

You're the liar here

You taught me to. *Nods*

Mistress Deception taught her son none of the sort.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

But they give the gift of yumminess.

Edit: Actually, they sell the yumminess.

Even worse! Elf labor for financial gain!

It's an exercise in Elf-improvement.

[Kannap]

$1.55

$1.75.

I can do $1.62 and no more

[Cat Rangoon]

$1.75.

I can do $1.62 and no more

Ok, $1.60, because I can't do a thing with pennies other than toss them from the top of the Empire State Building.

[Kannap]

Even worse! Elf labor for financial gain!

It's an exercise in Elf-improvement.

My cousin is only getting 80 cents an hour! There needs to be laws for elven minimum wages.

[Kannap]

I can do $1.62 and no more

Ok, $1.60, because I can't do a thing with pennies other than toss them from the top of the Empire State Building.

Deal! Where do I sign?

[New haven america]

Damn it, made the mistake of buying Fruit Stripes.

Flavor, why you no last? D:

[Celestial Divinities]

I think Kreayshawn will finally notice me.

What's your plan to get noticed?

Is it overly elaborate? I do like an elaborate plan.

So she collaborated with this rad app and I used it to post a picture to instagram and the makers of the app commented on my picture and I mentioned Kreayshawn and they mentioned Kreayshawn so Kreayshawn is going to see that this app mentioned her in a comment and she'll be like "hmm that's legit" and it'll be on MY picture in which my friend also commented "I thought this was a picture of Kreayshawn"

[Cat Rangoon]

Ok, $1.60, because I can't do a thing with pennies other than toss them from the top of the Empire State Building.

Deal! Where do I sign?

On the dotted line. In blood.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

It's an exercise in Elf-improvement.

My cousin is only getting 80 cents an hour! There needs to be laws for elven minimum wages.

Perhaps he should start his own business. Elf-employment is the way to go.

[Kannap]

Deal! Where do I sign?

On the dotted line. In blood.

*signs in fake blood* there you go.

[Kannap]

My cousin is only getting 80 cents an hour! There needs to be laws for elven minimum wages.

Perhaps he should start his own business. Elf-employment is the way to go.

Okay, that joke was drier than Lake Norman

[Cat Rangoon]

On the dotted line. In blood.

*signs in fake blood* there you go.

Nope, no faking. This isn't intercourse with the geek we're talking about. This is about an internet title, that means nothing. Real blood or no deal.

[New haven america]

On the dotted line. In blood.

*signs in fake blood* there you go.

Don't lie, com on, get real blood.

[Esternial]

What's your plan to get noticed?

Is it overly elaborate? I do like an elaborate plan.

So she collaborated with this rad app and I used it to post a picture to instagram and the makers of the app commented on my picture and I mentioned Kreayshawn and they mentioned Kreayshawn so Kreayshawn is going to see that this app mentioned her in a comment and she'll be like "hmm that's legit" and it'll be on MY picture in which my friend also commented "I thought this was a picture of Kreayshawn"

Those seem like impressive results. I like your chances.

[Celestial Divinities]

So she collaborated with this rad app and I used it to post a picture to instagram and the makers of the app commented on my picture and I mentioned Kreayshawn and they mentioned Kreayshawn so Kreayshawn is going to see that this app mentioned her in a comment and she'll be like "hmm that's legit" and it'll be on MY picture in which my friend also commented "I thought this was a picture of Kreayshawn"

Those seem like impressive results. I like your chances.

Oh, also important: Kreayshawn collaborated with the people who made the app and made some art for them so it's real.

[Kannap]

*signs in fake blood* there you go.

Don't lie, com on, get real blood.

That was real blood

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Perhaps he should start his own business. Elf-employment is the way to go.

Okay, that joke was drier than Lake Norman

I have worse:

[Cat Rangoon]

Okay, that joke was drier than Lake Norman

I have worse:

It's an infection. Airborne. Everywhere. Selfies everywhere. Makes my tender center shake.

[Kannap]

Okay, that joke was drier than Lake Norman

I have worse:

Dear God, no. These lame jokes are gonna kill me

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I have worse:

Dear God, no. These lame jokes are gonna kill me

You're going to elf-destruct?

[Kannap]

Dear God, no. These lame jokes are gonna kill me

You're going to elf-destruct?

I'm going to punch you

[Liberonscien]

GMO?

Genetically Modified Organism.

For a sciency guy I figured you'd know that, though. It's a contemporary subject, and occasionally a talking point in the media.

I wasn't following the conversation and thought it was a gaming term.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

You're going to elf-destruct?

I'm going to punch you

Calm down. Exercise some elf-control.