TET: Princes of the Universe

[Stattr]

Yeah. I feel you. I haven't gotten sick for over a year and I sleep by a window and get sick. >.>


I know. That's also how I got two absesses in the back of my throat...

The windows here are closed because North Carolina humidity sucks. I work with the general public and they don't care if they spread germs. However, it's my belief that one of the other dispatchers gave me her cold because last week she was disinfecting everything she touched. Apparently, it didn't work.

Obviously. Damn, it still hurts to swallow, i've been trying not to sneeze all day. It would be very painful with strep throat. So, you just have the common cold?

[The Holy Therns]

Okay, that's it. Next TET has to be called TET: Knights Of Cydonia. It just has to, and I know R will agree with me, on this.

For the sake of being contrarian, I disagree.

[R the Zombie]

Okay, that's it. Next TET has to be called TET: Knights Of Cydonia. It just has to, and I know R will agree with me, on this.

I concur with this 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000%

[Keyboard Warriors]

Pft. Women. Can't hold their red meat.

We only sample classier, luxury food products. Our constitutions just can't handle proles.

Zyzz did that. He's dead now, bless his soul.

Who?

Zyzz. Australian self-proclaimed former-nerd later-bodybuilder, bodybuilding cult leader and amateur stripper. The hero of those who lift.

[Benshir]

I must admit that has happened. Usually such cravings are solved with Chinese food.

You're from China/Chinese/living within proximity distance of a Chinese community?

[Lordieth]

This is how it should be like.

I want any boyfriend I have to do this. I'mm make dinner if you make me lunch. That works out just fine.

I do like to share in the cooking, as I enjoy cooking. Also don't mind showing off a bit in the kitchen. I'm no Sous-chef, but give me ingredients and a recipe, and I'll follow it with absolute precision. One of the benefits of mild OCD.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Pft. Women. Can't hold their red meat.

Pft. Men and their meat obsessions.

I'm vegan, personally.

[Auremena]

I can pack it away, too, Soldati. I'm not Latino. I'm an American Italian.

Is it just me or almost everyone who's either Italian or some other sort of Romance heritage can pack away food

Because Nona overfeeds us, she thinks we're too skinny

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Is it just me or almost everyone who's either Italian or some other sort of Romance heritage can pack away food

Probably because we cook enough food at one time to feed a small army? And we were not allowed to leave the table till the parents said we were done?

Indeed

My mom made food that we even had to eat as leftovers for like 3 days straight. And this was even at our pace (we eat enough for 3 average joes our size to be fed and leave satisfied).

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

Pft. Men and their meat obsessions.

I'm vegan, personally.

I'm a vegetarian.

[The Holy Therns]

I want any boyfriend I have to do this. I'mm make dinner if you make me lunch. That works out just fine.

I do like to share in the cooking, as I enjoy cooking. Also don't mind showing off a bit in the kitchen. I'm no Sous-chef, but give me ingredients and a recipe, and I'll follow it with absolute precision. One of the benefits of mild OCD.

Why are we not currently on a date?

[R the Zombie]

The windows here are closed because North Carolina humidity sucks. I work with the general public and they don't care if they spread germs. However, it's my belief that one of the other dispatchers gave me her cold because last week she was disinfecting everything she touched. Apparently, it didn't work.

Obviously. Damn, it still hurts to swallow, i've been trying not to sneeze all day. It would be very painful with strep throat. So, you just have the common cold?

Common cold? I don't get common colds. I get middle class colds, dear.

Yes, regular, garden-variety head cold.

[DesAnges]

Okay, that's it. Next TET has to be called TET: Knights Of Cydonia. It just has to, and I know R will agree with me, on this.

No because Muse - Butterflies and Hurricanes aside - are shit.

Pft. Women. Can't hold their red meat.

Pft. Men and their meat obsessions.

What can I say? Penis.

Pft. Women. Can't hold their red meat.

We only sample classier, luxury food products. Our constitutions just can't handle proles.

Mmmm, profiteroles.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

But haven't you had those days, Hurd? When you were just so famished you wanted to stuff yourself silly?

I must admit that has happened. Usually such cravings are solved with Chinese food.

Stir fry. Mmm... now I'm drooling. Carrots...

[R the Zombie]

Probably because we cook enough food at one time to feed a small army? And we were not allowed to leave the table till the parents said we were done?

Indeed

My mom made food that we even had to eat as leftovers for like 3 days straight. And this was even at our pace (we eat enough for 3 average joes our size to be fed and leave satisfied).

To this day, I cannot use Grandma's recipes without having to give away some of the leftovers to friends.

[Murkwood]

Whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant, my dad wants me to order in Chinese. I always hesitate, as there is a very slim chance the waiter is Korean, and I'll look racist.

[Ethel mermania]

it seems to have changed,

have i mentioned how much i hate 1 pm meetings

Oh gawd, you

oh our little nazi friend, how cute.

[Auremena]

I want any boyfriend I have to do this. I'mm make dinner if you make me lunch. That works out just fine.

I do like to share in the cooking, as I enjoy cooking. Also don't mind showing off a bit in the kitchen. I'm no Sous-chef, but give me ingredients and a recipe, and I'll follow it with absolute precision. One of the benefits of mild OCD.

If making a dish and a sauce at the same time, I tend to lose track of one, such is ADHD. It also bothers me if I don't have the proper measuring cups and have to estimate amounts, such is OCD.

[Benshir]

I'm a vegetarian.

I'm a vegetarian too. I don't go anywhere near meat substitutes either.

What can I say? Penis.

I. Wat.

[The Holy Therns]

Whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant, my dad wants me to order in Chinese. I always hesitate, as there is a very slim chance the waiter is Korean, and I'll look racist.

...No you won't.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Oh gawd, you

oh our little nazi friend, how cute.

Bisexual Nazis?

Is that a thing now?

[R the Zombie]

I must admit that has happened. Usually such cravings are solved with Chinese food.

Stir fry. Mmm... now I'm drooling. Carrots...

You're making me lean towards the Japanese takeaway now.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Is it just me or almost everyone who's either Italian or some other sort of Romance heritage can pack away food

Because Nona overfeeds us, she thinks we're too skinny

Oh yes, Nana always overfeeds us

"You look so skinny! You should get some more weight in you!"

[Hurdegaryp]

Pft. Women. Can't hold their red meat.

Pft. Men and their meat obsessions.

One would almost think all those carnivorous males are compensating for something. SPOILER: it's because of all those hormones in your steak, buddy.

[Justin States]

oh our little nazi friend, how cute.

Bisexual Nazis?

Is that a thing now?

Yes i'm proof bitches!