TET: Beast Of Burden

[R the Zombie]

We have 4 cats and a dog. And I talk to them all and wubs on them all the time. I swear folks, they do know to an extent. Especially Sammi, who is a rescue kitty who we nursed back to health. Vet said he wouldn't have lasted another week. He is the most loveable little bundle - he's just happy to be here, happy to see all of us, loves passing out snuggles and kitty kisses and is the most laid back dude ... d'aww. Gonna get all misty. >_>

My cat's name is Norman. Named for Norman Bates because he stared at me the first night in the shower with a psychotic look in his eyes. I keep my bathroom door shut, now. But, he's a major attention whore, meowing quite loudly when he doesn't get what he wants from me. You could pet him for hours, and, if you stand up to get a drink, he gets upset.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Remember folks, cat hair is lonely people glitter. And I am one with pride! o/

[R the Zombie]

My cat has very recently taken to sleeping on my printer.

Maybe he's hoping you'll bring out a mouse?

[Costa Fierro]

Welp, looks like another doomsday prophecy has been issued.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

My cat has very recently taken to sleeping on my printer.

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

[R the Zombie]

My cat has very recently taken to sleeping on my printer.

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

Yes.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

My cat has very recently taken to sleeping on my printer.

Maybe he's hoping you'll bring out a mouse?

She's a copy cat.

[R the Zombie]

Maybe he's hoping you'll bring out a mouse?

He's a copy cat.

Ba dum tss

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

Yes.

Don't get me wrong, animals are cool and all, but fuck if I'm gonna manage those little fuckers every day.

Thrice over for dealing with humans.

[R the Zombie]

Welp, looks like another doomsday prophecy has been issued.

I thought that guy was dead.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

My cat has very recently taken to sleeping on my printer.

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

Meh. I hate the living. With few exceptions. Animals, I wubs ... though there are times I swear I could wring their fuzzy necks for the hairballs, the occasional shreds (mostly of my carpet under the door and on the stairs), the shedding, the eating my plants and such.

Still. Animals are generally cuter than a lot of people. With the exception of my kids. Because bias, ho! (Nevermind the fact that son especially is adorable what with the dimples and the cheeks and the grin and the sweetheart tendencies and kickass personality. Daughter is cute too, but she just turned 21 and you know how that can go. )

[Liberonscien]

So you're both insane then, ok.

Apparently.

Does the second one sound like something a redneck would say?

Definitely.

Every time I hear that song I picture Wynonna, singing it, as the closing song of "Lilo & Stitch".

Heh, god I haven't seen that movie in AGES!

Dammit.

[Costa Fierro]

Welp, looks like another doomsday prophecy has been issued.

I thought that guy was dead.

No, Geonet has upped the risk factor by stating a major fault line has a 65% chance of rupturing within the next 50 years.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

Meh. I hate the living. With few exceptions. Animals, I wubs ... though there are times I swear I could wring their fuzzy necks for the hairballs, the occasional shreds (mostly of my carpet under the door and on the stairs), the shedding, the eating my plants and such.

Still. Animals are generally cuter than a lot of people. With the exception of my kids. Because bias, ho! (Nevermind the fact that son especially is adorable what with the dimples and the cheeks and the grin and the sweetheart tendencies and kickass personality. Daughter is cute too, but she just turned 21 and you know how that can go. )

Hey, if they're all outside and I don't have to clean after, I'm cool.

Hell, living in a forest or something like a crazy technopile Far Cry hobo is my dream anyway.

[R the Zombie]

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

Meh. I hate the living. With few exceptions. Animals, I wubs ... though there are times I swear I could wring their fuzzy necks for the hairballs, the occasional shreds (mostly of my carpet under the door and on the stairs), the shedding, the eating my plants and such.

Still. Animals are generally cuter than a lot of people. With the exception of my kids. Because bias, ho! (Nevermind the fact that son especially is adorable what with the dimples and the cheeks and the grin and the sweetheart tendencies and kickass personality. Daughter is cute too, but she just turned 21 and you know how that can go. )

The living are fun to be around. The undead make life interesting.

[Liberonscien]

My cat has very recently taken to sleeping on my printer.

Am I the only person here who hates living with animals?

Or humans for that matter.

I do to. Unless it is a cat.

[Wind in the Willows]

So I wasted a lot of my day playing Xbox. Fuck.

[R the Zombie]

I thought that guy was dead.

No, Geonet has upped the risk factor by stating a major fault line has a 65% chance of rupturing within the next 50 years.

Link?

Meh. I hate the living. With few exceptions. Animals, I wubs ... though there are times I swear I could wring their fuzzy necks for the hairballs, the occasional shreds (mostly of my carpet under the door and on the stairs), the shedding, the eating my plants and such.

Still. Animals are generally cuter than a lot of people. With the exception of my kids. Because bias, ho! (Nevermind the fact that son especially is adorable what with the dimples and the cheeks and the grin and the sweetheart tendencies and kickass personality. Daughter is cute too, but she just turned 21 and you know how that can go. )

Hey, if they're all outside and I don't have to clean after, I'm cool.

Hell, living in a forest or something like a crazy technopile Far Cry hobo is my dream anyway.

How very Unabomber of you.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

No, Geonet has upped the risk factor by stating a major fault line has a 65% chance of rupturing within the next 50 years.

Link?

Hey, if they're all outside and I don't have to clean after, I'm cool.

Hell, living in a forest or something like a crazy technopile Far Cry hobo is my dream anyway.

How very Unabomber of you.

I'd honestly feel kind of insulted if I weren't on some kind of watchlist.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

If I had my way, I'd have a place out in the country, with probably more animals. Some acreage and such. Indoor and outdoor pets. Away from it all.

With all the techy toys I happen to need/desire. Because ... do want. A lot.

[Liberonscien]

Meh. I hate the living. With few exceptions. Animals, I wubs ... though there are times I swear I could wring their fuzzy necks for the hairballs, the occasional shreds (mostly of my carpet under the door and on the stairs), the shedding, the eating my plants and such.

Still. Animals are generally cuter than a lot of people. With the exception of my kids. Because bias, ho! (Nevermind the fact that son especially is adorable what with the dimples and the cheeks and the grin and the sweetheart tendencies and kickass personality. Daughter is cute too, but she just turned 21 and you know how that can go. )

Hey, if they're all outside and I don't have to clean after, I'm cool.

Hell, living in a forest or something like a crazy technopile Far Cry hobo is my dream anyway.

That is the only part I don't like. That is why I don't have a cat myself; instead I just hang out with the neighborhood cat. He is such a handsome cat.

[R the Zombie]

Link?



How very Unabomber of you.

I'd honestly feel kind of insulted if I weren't on some kind of watchlist.

We're all on a watch list. Yes, NSA, I'm talking to YOU!

[Costa Fierro]

Link?

I apologize for the comments at the bottom. My compatriots have a habit of expressing cynicism and complete and utter stupidity at the same time.

[Liberonscien]

Meh. I hate the living. With few exceptions. Animals, I wubs ... though there are times I swear I could wring their fuzzy necks for the hairballs, the occasional shreds (mostly of my carpet under the door and on the stairs), the shedding, the eating my plants and such.

Still. Animals are generally cuter than a lot of people. With the exception of my kids. Because bias, ho! (Nevermind the fact that son especially is adorable what with the dimples and the cheeks and the grin and the sweetheart tendencies and kickass personality. Daughter is cute too, but she just turned 21 and you know how that can go. )

The living are fun to be around. The undead make life interesting.

The dead are boring as Jim's workplace though. On Tuesday.

[Wind in the Willows]

If I had my way, I'd have a place out in the country, with probably more animals. Some acreage and such. Indoor and outdoor pets. Away from it all.

With all the techy toys I happen to need/desire. Because ... do want. A lot.

Sounds good.