TET: Beast Of Burden

[Benshir]

Maybe I should move in with Issa in Singapore, 10pm is a completely inappropriate time to wake up.

You're in for a long night, Reny.

[Costa Fierro]

MY CAT'S BACK FROM THE VET. HOORAY.

[R the Zombie]

Over the last 24 hours I have occasionally fantasized about having my own late night talk show. I have no idea why I would want to do this, but seriously, how hard could it be?

The most ironic part about this is that I actually tend to be very camera shy.

I used to do that when I was a kid. I idolized Johnny Carson. I used to interview my stuffed dog, named Engineer Doggie cause he was dressed like a locomotive engineer.

[Liberonscien]

Become youtube famous.

That's not easy... especially if one isn't a female with above average attractiveness.

Find a way to get associated with someone that is just a little more famous than you. When you are that famous, repeat. Post controversial stuff. Draw attention to other peoples' successes.

[The High Tatras]

The most ironic part about this is that I actually tend to be very camera shy.

I used to do that when I was a kid. I idolized Johnny Carson. I used to interview my stuffed dog, named Engineer Doggie cause he was dressed like a locomotive engineer.

I think this is the stupidest idea that I have come up with in a long time.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

The most ironic part about this is that I actually tend to be very camera shy.

I used to do that when I was a kid. I idolized Johnny Carson. I used to interview my stuffed dog, named Engineer Doggie cause he was dressed like a locomotive engineer.

Just practice, and don't be afraid to look stupid.

The more you practice, in whatever fashion, the more comfortable you get.

[Auremena]

Maybe I should move in with Issa in Singapore, 10pm is a completely inappropriate time to wake up.

Sure. If you can bear the constant heat.

I lived in Florida for four years. I can take it.

Maybe I should move in with Issa in Singapore, 10pm is a completely inappropriate time to wake up.

Since when? 1950?

Since always. I can't sleep at the right times at all.

[R the Zombie]

I used to do that when I was a kid. I idolized Johnny Carson. I used to interview my stuffed dog, named Engineer Doggie cause he was dressed like a locomotive engineer.

Just practice, and don't be afraid to look stupid.

The more you practice, in whatever fashion, the more comfortable you get.

I'm far from camera shy. IN fact, I relish opportunities to speak before an audience. I love it.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

That's not easy... especially if one isn't a female with above average attractiveness.

Find a way to get associated with someone that is just a little more famous than you. When you are that famous, repeat. Post controversial stuff. Draw attention to other peoples' successes.

Ah yes, the "rap beef strategy".

Very clever, unlike that bitchass Neo-Art and his whackass beats.

[R the Zombie]

I used to do that when I was a kid. I idolized Johnny Carson. I used to interview my stuffed dog, named Engineer Doggie cause he was dressed like a locomotive engineer.

I think this is the stupidest idea that I have come up with in a long time.

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

[The Serbian Empire]

That's not easy... especially if one isn't a female with above average attractiveness.

Find a way to get associated with someone that is just a little more famous than you. When you are that famous, repeat. Post controversial stuff. Draw attention to other peoples' successes.

Or in my case, I know of a YouTuber in the same genre who is within an hour of me. Still, I will wait until I have a better set of equipment before I'd consider such a collaboration.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

I think this is the stupidest idea that I have come up with in a long time.

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

Or Seth Meyers, because seriously how the fuck does he get a comedy show?

[Pilotto]

I think this is the stupidest idea that I have come up with in a long time.

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

Leno's funnier than Letterman and O'Brien combined.

[Costa Fierro]

I lived in Florida for four years. I can take it.

OK. Not sure if Florida gets as hot on a constant basis as Singapore.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

Leno's funnier than Letterman and O'Brien combined.

Which just means that all good comedy is on cable.

[R the Zombie]

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

Or Seth Meyers, because seriously how the fuck does he get a comedy show?

That I do not know.

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

Leno's funnier than Letterman and O'Brien combined.

Jay Leno isn't funny IMHO. The new king of late night will most likely be Jimmy Fallon. That guy is hysterical.

[The High Tatras]

I think this is the stupidest idea that I have come up with in a long time.

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

I am convinced that I am better at being unintentionally humorous than intentionally humorous.

[R the Zombie]

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

I am convinced that I am better at being unintentionally humorous than intentionally humorous.

You should watch some Johnny Carson highlights. They're on YouTube. Particularly when jokes didn't go well.

[Auremena]

I lived in Florida for four years. I can take it.

OK. Not sure if Florida gets as hot on a constant basis as Singapore.

In the summer? Yes. 100F+, humidity nearing 100%, it's horrible. Add to that, band camp on the asphalt.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

OK. Not sure if Florida gets as hot on a constant basis as Singapore.

In the summer? Yes. 100F+, humidity nearing 100%, it's horrible. Add to that, band camp on the asphalt.

One time, at band camp...

[The Serbian Empire]

It's not stupid. Maybe you were born to be the next David Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Just don't be Jay Leno. I hear that guy's a dick.

I am convinced that I am better at being unintentionally humorous than intentionally humorous.

I apparently have found myself in the same boat.

[Nomic]

Find a way to get associated with someone that is just a little more famous than you. When you are that famous, repeat. Post controversial stuff. Draw attention to other peoples' successes.

Ah yes, the "rap beef strategy".

Very clever, unlike that bitchass Neo-Art and his whackass beats.

Find people who are good at things that you lack skill in. Add them to your videos.

[Benshir]

OK. Not sure if Florida gets as hot on a constant basis as Singapore.

I wouldn't know either. Temperature here ranges from 27C-36C. 24C and below would be a blessing.

[The Serbian Empire]

Ah yes, the "rap beef strategy".

Very clever, unlike that bitchass Neo-Art and his whackass beats.

Find people who are good at things that you lack skill in. Add them to your videos.

That is another way of doing so.

[Costa Fierro]

OK. Not sure if Florida gets as hot on a constant basis as Singapore.

In the summer? Yes. 100F+, humidity nearing 100%, it's horrible. Add to that, band camp on the asphalt.

Singapore is Florida summer year round, owing to them being located much closer to the equator than Florida is, let alone someone from NZ who complains if it's 25 (or whatever it is in Farenheit) and 80% humidity.