TET: Beast Of Burden

[R the Zombie]

Indeed, Ian.... indeed.



I'm the perfect lover in a praying mantis sort of way....

It's a curse I tell you.
...And dude...no...

Heh. Seriously, though, since I know not the poster's age, nor wish to violate PG-13, that is the best I could come up with.

[R the Zombie]

I may be known for my dislike of dogs, but god fucking damn corgis are the most lovable thing on earth. If I had money, I'd go to the pet store and purchase ten of them. I'd then arrive at the entrance corridor of my apartment building and the landlord would most likely be sitting there with his toad face. He would then berate me for flagrant defiance of the no-pets policy, but I'd set my army of corgis upon him to feast upon his screaming body until the screaming ceases. And then, no one would be liable to oppose me, for I would lead my army of corgis wherever I may go.

Real men steal rabid wolf pups from caves.

I'll alert the ASPCA.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

Nah, I don't unnecessarily slay the dead. only when needed.

Well, truth be told, you can't kill the dead. Zombies are undead. >.>

You rekill them. But only the bad ones.

[Benshir]

It's probably going to change since I started summer school today.

That's a bummer.

[Modioperandi]

I want it. so much jelliness.



Silence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfResyFrqlM

Close enough.

It's a curse I tell you.
...And dude...no...

Heh. Seriously, though, since I know not the poster's age, nor wish to violate PG-13, that is the best I could come up with.

Fuck it. ANARCHY! SMASH THE SYSTEM!

[R the Zombie]

Well, truth be told, you can't kill the dead. Zombies are undead. >.>

You rekill them. But only the bad ones.

Yes. Well, technically, we're all bad. But I'm good, too. Cause, I wouldn't hurt a fly.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

I saw a rabbit earlier. I petted it and did not see a single weapon. Though it could be a big bunny...

You're lucky it was in a good mood.

And it was so adorable.

[R the Zombie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfResyFrqlM

Close enough.

Heh. Seriously, though, since I know not the poster's age, nor wish to violate PG-13, that is the best I could come up with.

Fuck it. ANARCHY! SMASH THE SYSTEM!

Then LG would smash me. And then revive me to let Nathi smash me. And then revive me to let Reppy smash me.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

That shits a myth to me. that, and I'm one shameless bastard.

Indeed, Ian.... indeed.

Does your goodness include the bedroom?

I'm the perfect lover in a praying mantis sort of way....

That's cool.

[The Serbian Empire]

I may be known for my dislike of dogs, but god fucking damn corgis are the most lovable thing on earth. If I had money, I'd go to the pet store and purchase ten of them. I'd then arrive at the entrance corridor of my apartment building and the landlord would most likely be sitting there with his toad face. He would then berate me for flagrant defiance of the no-pets policy, but I'd set my army of corgis upon him to feast upon his screaming body until the screaming ceases. And then, no one would be liable to oppose me, for I would lead my army of corgis wherever I may go.

Agreed. My Shiba would lead them into battle.

And the Doge wins the war. Much win.

[Modioperandi]

Close enough.



Fuck it. ANARCHY! SMASH THE SYSTEM!

Then LG would smash me. And then revive me to let Nathi smash me. And then revive me to let Reppy smash me.

Meh. I like to live dangerously.

[Mavorpen]

It's probably going to change since I started summer school today.

That's a bummer.

I only have two so it could be worse.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

It's a curse I tell you.
...And dude...no...

Heh. Seriously, though, since I know not the poster's age, nor wish to violate PG-13, that is the best I could come up with.

I am a legal adult.

[Modioperandi]

Agreed. My Shiba would lead them into battle.

And the Doge wins the war. Much win.

Doge (while adorable), Ruined the Shiba Breed.

[R the Zombie]

Then LG would smash me. And then revive me to let Nathi smash me. And then revive me to let Reppy smash me.

Meh. I like to live dangerously.

Though, I understand your point and would love to go full R-rated (no pun intended).

*hides*

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

Close enough.



Fuck it. ANARCHY! SMASH THE SYSTEM!

Then LG would smash me. And then revive me to let Nathi smash me. And then revive me to let Reppy smash me.

As someone who knows slang, this post is unintentionally hilarious.

[R the Zombie]

Heh. Seriously, though, since I know not the poster's age, nor wish to violate PG-13, that is the best I could come up with.

I am a legal adult.

That's what they all say......

Then LG would smash me. And then revive me to let Nathi smash me. And then revive me to let Reppy smash me.

As someone who knows slang, this post is unintentionally hilarious.

Heh, yes, now I see. Poor wording, R... poor wording.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

Then LG would smash me. And then revive me to let Nathi smash me. And then revive me to let Reppy smash me.

As someone who knows slang, this post is unintentionally hilarious.

He'd like 2/3 of the experience I think.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

I am a legal adult.

That's what they all say......

As someone who knows slang, this post is unintentionally hilarious.

Heh, yes, now I see. Poor wording, R... poor wording.

I'm 18.

[R the Zombie]

As someone who knows slang, this post is unintentionally hilarious.

He'd like 2/3 of the experience I think.

Reppy and Nathi are confirmed women.

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

He'd like 2/3 of the experience I think.

Reppy and Nathi are confirmed women.

*1/3. Stupid finger.

[The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace]

As someone who knows slang, this post is unintentionally hilarious.

He'd like 2/3 of the experience I think.

Well that's just poor customer service...

[Bread Lady Nathcana]

He'd like 2/3 of the experience I think.

Well that's just poor customer service...

What do you mean?

[R the Zombie]

He'd like 2/3 of the experience I think.

Well that's just poor customer service...

And another hilariously-worded post, ftw.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

If I had my way, I'd have a place out in the country, with probably more animals. Some acreage and such. Indoor and outdoor pets. Away from it all.

With all the techy toys I happen to need/desire. Because ... do want. A lot.

Mmmm... I totally read that as "With all the tech boys I happen to need."

I would ... not be opposed to that particular option.

That said, it would seem I step away for dinnermaking, and all hell doth break loose. The plays on my name have been done before - and by far better, dare I say. There was a whole slew of them some friends came up with back in the day when there was a question as to my identity and such, and much fun was had.


HOWEVER ... today, there shall be SMITING. And weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth, etc, etc, etc, please see the fine print at the bottom of paragraph thirteen on page one-hundred-twenty-eight.