TET: It's sunny, go outside!

[Benshir]

They might be the pinnacle of cars but those things are just not my style.

What about cougars?

You like cougars, Senza? They're big cats too.

[Ethel mermania]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

yes, 20 years is an oldie

[Soldati Senza Confini]

They might be the pinnacle of cars but those things are just not my style.

What about cougars?

You like cougars, Senza? They're big cats too.

Cougars are nice, yes

And not all of them are big

[Gallade]

And a jaguar car is a jaguar. It might be the pinnacle of cars, but 9 out of 10 times the driver has an inferiority complex. Food for thought.

I don't trust those statistics.

FRAUD!

I'm just going my drivers' reactions when I overtake them on the motorway in my Opel Astra. It hurts those midlife crisisers right in the privilege.

[Esternial]

I needed training in handling long unwieldy weaponry.

...

Because of my monstrous penis.

Why don't you just use your monstrous penis as your greatsword instead? It seems like a waste to train with a metal blade when you've got one in your pants.

Because it's not made out of metal, and no matter how hard it gets it won't be able to beat a sharp metal sword.

Keep up, Bralia. This is exam material.

[The Grim Reaper]

I don't trust those statistics.

FRAUD!

I'm just going my drivers' reactions when I overtake them on the motorway in my Opel Astra. It hurts those midlife crisisers right in the privilege.

You know what's more fun? Overtaking them on foot during a traffic jam.

[Benshir]

I'm getting feels all over again.

Trans. in English:

And even though I love you, there's nothing I can do.
I've accepted it, my love, that you're just a dream to me.

[The united states of Saints]

Why don't you just use your monstrous penis as your greatsword instead? It seems like a waste to train with a metal blade when you've got one in your pants.

Because it's not made out of metal, and no matter how hard it gets it won't be able to beat a sharp metal sword.

Keep up, Bralia. This is exam material.

[Bralia]

Why don't you just use your monstrous penis as your greatsword instead? It seems like a waste to train with a metal blade when you've got one in your pants.

Because it's not made out of metal, and no matter how hard it gets it won't be able to beat a sharp metal sword.

Keep up, Bralia. This is exam material.

You misunderstand me, Esty, I certainly know a penis can't be used to cut, but its use as a heavy blunt object can't be ignored. Trust me, I know.

[Esternial]

Debates about GMOs are to me what debates about misogyny are to social justice warriors.

[The Grim Reaper]

Debates about GMOs are to me what debates about misogyny are to social justice warriors.

I suppose it's a confronting issue for a llama with no thumbs to grow his own crops.

[Esternial]

Because it's not made out of metal, and no matter how hard it gets it won't be able to beat a sharp metal sword.

Keep up, Bralia. This is exam material.

You misunderstand me, Esty, I certainly know a penis can't be used to cut, but it could certainly use as a heavy blunt object. Trust me, I know.

Hmm, perhaps.

I might be able to use it to replace a support beam, but then a building's foundation would rely on me being aroused 24/7, and I don't think anyone can afford that kind of money.

[Gallade]

The state of my classroom, seriously. I'm sorely tempted to have the kids clean the carpet with tweezers. Who tops a pencil over a carpet? Animals! Animals!

[Esternial]

Debates about GMOs are to me what debates about misogyny are to social justice warriors.

I suppose it's a confronting issue for a llama with no thumbs to grow his own crops.

Plus it can only have a negative impact on plant biotech companies, where I hope to work in the future.

[Hurdegaryp]

I don't trust those statistics.

FRAUD!

I'm just going my drivers' reactions when I overtake them on the motorway in my Opel Astra. It hurts those midlife crisisers right in the privilege.

The Opel Astra is also one of the most popular cars in the Netherlands. The Dutch love Opels. I do not know exactly why that is the case, but it is true.

[Ethel mermania]

Debates about GMOs are to me what debates about misogyny are to social justice warriors.

I suppose it's a confronting issue for a llama with no thumbs to grow his own crops.

how does he type anyway?

[Esternial]

The state of my classroom, seriously. I'm sorely tempted to have the kids clean the carpet with tweezers. Who tops a pencil over a carpet? Animals! Animals!

I've heard blood of young'uns is a surprisingly efficient detergent.

[Fortitudinem]

The state of my classroom, seriously. I'm sorely tempted to have the kids clean the carpet with tweezers. Who tops a pencil over a carpet? Animals! Animals!

I remember someone pushing my pencil sharpener off of my desk once and the teacher making me pick up 99.9% of the shavings when they flew everywhere.

[Gallade]

I'm just going my drivers' reactions when I overtake them on the motorway in my Opel Astra. It hurts those midlife crisisers right in the privilege.

The Opel Astra is also one of the most popular cars in the Netherlands. The Dutch love Opels. I do not know exactly why that is the case, but it is true.

They're zippy, reliable and quite gas friendly for their size. I'll be upgrading soon, though. My poor girl is dying on me.

[Desmendura]

Time for my afternoon hunting. See ya later TET!

[Hurdegaryp]

I prefer the elegance and swiftness of a short sword.

You'll bleed out and take it like a big boy.

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

Pah, swords. The elegance of ballistic weaponry or just the classic crossbow is that you can dispose of enemies before they even come close.

[Gallade]

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

Pah, swords. The elegance of ballistic weaponry or just the classic crossbow is that you can dispose of enemies before they even come close.

I'll never use a crossbow, they require no skill whatsoever.

[The Grim Reaper]

I suppose it's a confronting issue for a llama with no thumbs to grow his own crops.

Plus it can only have a negative impact on plant biotech companies, where I hope to work in the future.

I have the most curious image of a llama in a dry suit (I think that's what they're called) very carefully working with very expensive electronic equipment.

"Esternial, what do you think about this sample?" "*chews loudly*"

[Ethel mermania]

Pah, swords. The elegance of ballistic weaponry or just the classic crossbow is that you can dispose of enemies before they even come close.

I'll never use a crossbow, they require no skill whatsoever.

i prefer the holy handgrenade of antioch.

[Hurdegaryp]

The Opel Astra is also one of the most popular cars in the Netherlands. The Dutch love Opels. I do not know exactly why that is the case, but it is true.

They're zippy, reliable and quite gas friendly for their size. I'll be upgrading soon, though. My poor girl is dying on me.

Time to lay the lady to rest, eh? If your car is from the nineties, it's probably past its prime. But don't worry, she can be recycled.