TET: It's sunny, go outside!

[Esternial]

Is this the "how many ways can I kill you" game?

I cam use foils, rapiers and the bow. Classy death, feel honoured. Much dueling.

Nah, just talking about her ability of using a knife.

Classy deaths are only classy if you use a pistol or a bow - much cleaner, the rapier makes a mess.

I've only been trained with a greatsword, so you'll be getting a Game of Thrones beheading and you'll bloody well like it.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

big and sharp just makes it easier to see someone's overcompensating

So? Swords are cool.

Oh no denying that swords are cool.

I'm just saying, if the only motivation is that they are big and sharp then someone's trying to overcompensate

[Desmendura]

Poem or song?

An original composition of mine, where I whine about my mom's decision to cheat on my dad, and her poor taste in men.

It's nice.

[Benshir]

It's nice.

Thank you. That makes me feel a little better.

[Esternial]

So? Swords are cool.

Oh no denying that swords are cool.

I'm just saying, if the only motivation is that they are big and sharp then someone's trying to overcompensate

I needed training in handling long unwieldy weaponry.

...

Because of my monstrous penis.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Oh no denying that swords are cool.

I'm just saying, if the only motivation is that they are big and sharp then someone's trying to overcompensate

I needed training in handling long unwieldy weaponry.

...

Because of my monstrous penis.

I can just imagine the difficulties

[Soldati Senza Confini]

It's nice.

Thank you. That makes me feel a little better.

Well you do have a good taste in composition.

[The united states of Saints]

What is it then?

Can't tell. It's unbelievable.

A lot of things in here to me are unbelievable

[Gallade]

Nah, just talking about her ability of using a knife.

Classy deaths are only classy if you use a pistol or a bow - much cleaner, the rapier makes a mess.

I've only been trained with a greatsword, so you'll be getting a Game of Thrones beheading and you'll bloody well like it.

I prefer the elegance and swiftness of a short sword.

You'll bleed out and take it like a big boy.

[Terrordome]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

[Desmendura]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

80s songs are not oldies.

[Benshir]

Well you do have a good taste in composition.

Among other things, I'm sure.

I needed training in handling long unwieldy weaponry.

...

Because of my monstrous penis.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Well you do have a good taste in composition.

Among other things, I'm sure.

Well, yes, among other things that we can discuss in private

[Esternial]

I've only been trained with a greatsword, so you'll be getting a Game of Thrones beheading and you'll bloody well like it.

I prefer the elegance and swiftness of a short sword.

You'll bleed out and take it like a big boy.

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

[Benshir]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

Did someone say New Order?

Just give me one more day.
Give me another night.
I need a second chance.
This time I'll get it right.

I'll say it one last time.
I've got to let you know.
I've got to chance your mind.
I'll never let you go.

[Desmendura]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

Did someone say New Order?

Just give me one more day.
Give me another night.
I need a second chance.
This time I'll get it right.

I'll say it one last time.
I've got to let you know.
I've got to chance your mind.
I'll never let you go.

Your compositions are awesome.

[Gallade]

I prefer the elegance and swiftness of a short sword.

You'll bleed out and take it like a big boy.

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

And a jaguar car is a jaguar. It might be the pinnacle of cars, but 9 out of 10 times the driver has an inferiority complex. Food for thought.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

Oldies for me are more like the 1960s.

1986 is way too young still to be considered oldies.

[Benshir]

Your compositions are awesome.

Thank you, but this isn't one of them.

It's my favorite song from New Order.

[Desmendura]

Your compositions are awesome.

Thank you, but this isn't one of them.

It's my favorite song from New Order.

Yeah.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

And a jaguar car is a jaguar. It might be the pinnacle of cars, but 9 out of 10 times the driver has an inferiority complex. Food for thought.

I'm not really into jaguars, myself.

They might be the pinnacle of cars but those things are just not my style.

[Cadonica]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

Oldies for me are more like the 1960s.

1986 is way too young still to be considered oldies.

Agreed.

[Gallade]

I was listening to New Order in my car. My best friend, his 15 year old brother and friend get in and start going on about how they love "oldies" like new order.

Is a song from 1986 oldies now? I keep getting reminded im so much older that all the cool kids. These forums don't help.

Oldies for me are more like the 1960s.

1986 is way too young still to be considered oldies.

I'd go even further back, myself. When I hear oldies I think jazz and swing.

[Bralia]

Oh no denying that swords are cool.

I'm just saying, if the only motivation is that they are big and sharp then someone's trying to overcompensate

I needed training in handling long unwieldy weaponry.

...

Because of my monstrous penis.

Why don't you just use your monstrous penis as your greatsword instead? It seems like a waste to train with a metal blade when you've got one in your pants.

[Esternial]

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

And a jaguar car is a jaguar. It might be the pinnacle of cars, but 9 out of 10 times the driver has an inferiority complex. Food for thought.

I don't trust those statistics.

FRAUD!