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[Fortitudinem]

I'll never use a crossbow, they require no skill whatsoever.

i prefer the holy handgrenade of antioch.

Arthur: One... Two... Five!
That one guy: No, Three, Sir!
Arthur: ...Three! *throws*

[Benshir]

Hell's horses. I'm on the team.

[Esternial]

Plus it can only have a negative impact on plant biotech companies, where I hope to work in the future.

I have the most curious image of a llama in a dry suit (I think that's what they're called) very carefully working with very expensive electronic equipment.

"Esternial, what do you think about this sample?" "*chews loudly*"

I'm sure they'll be pleased when they see me devour 3mL of enzyme mixture worth around 1000 euros.

[Liberonscien]

I can use knives as well as machetes.

Is this the "how many ways can I kill you" game?

I cam use foils, rapiers and the bow. Classy death, feel honoured. Much dueling.

That's awesome.

[Hurdegaryp]

Pah, swords. The elegance of ballistic weaponry or just the classic crossbow is that you can dispose of enemies before they even come close.

I'll never use a crossbow, they require no skill whatsoever.

That's nice and dandy, but showing off your skills in the field of archery is not what I was aiming at. It's just a matter of taking out hostiles before they're close enough for you to smell them. You've got to be practical about these things.

[The united states of Saints]

Pah, swords. The elegance of ballistic weaponry or just the classic crossbow is that you can dispose of enemies before they even come close.

I'll never use a crossbow, they require no skill whatsoever.

Use a longbow, "machine gun of the middle ages"

[Liberonscien]

Oldies for me are more like the 1960s.

1986 is way too young still to be considered oldies.

I'd go even further back, myself. When I hear oldies I think jazz and swing.

I think Mozart and Beethoven myself.

[The Grim Reaper]

I have the most curious image of a llama in a dry suit (I think that's what they're called) very carefully working with very expensive electronic equipment.

"Esternial, what do you think about this sample?" "*chews loudly*"

I'm sure they'll be pleased when they see me devour 3mL of enzyme mixture worth around 1000 euros.

That much?

I suggest you take small bites.

[Bralia]

It's called a greatsword. It has "great" in the name. You can't argue with that.

Pah, swords. The elegance of ballistic weaponry or just the classic crossbow is that you can dispose of enemies before they even come close.

Perhaps we've neglected to mention that our greatswords can also serve as cannons as well.

[Gallade]

I'll never use a crossbow, they require no skill whatsoever.

That's nice and dandy, but showing off your skills in the field of archery is not what I was aiming at. It's just a matter of taking out hostiles before they're close enough for you to smell them. You've got to be practical about these things.

That's just not sporting, sweetie. Go in trained or don't go in at all.

[Liberonscien]

The state of my classroom, seriously. I'm sorely tempted to have the kids clean the carpet with tweezers. Who tops a pencil over a carpet? Animals! Animals!

I've heard blood of young'uns is a surprisingly efficient detergent.

That would work on me because I faint when I see blood, sometimes, not all the time.

[Hurdegaryp]

Is this the "how many ways can I kill you" game?

I cam use foils, rapiers and the bow. Classy death, feel honoured. Much dueling.

Nah, just talking about her ability of using a knife.

Classy deaths are only classy if you use a pistol or a bow - much cleaner, the rapier makes a mess.

You know, some would find Gallade's abilities with a variety of deadly weapons combined with the fact that she's a teacher with not too much love for her students a bit troubling.

[Esternial]

That's nice and dandy, but showing off your skills in the field of archery is not what I was aiming at. It's just a matter of taking out hostiles before they're close enough for you to smell them. You've got to be practical about these things.

That's just not sporting, sweetie. Go in trained or don't go in at all.

Also, I don't think a crossbow's fire rate could beat that of a trained archer with a bow.

It has more power, but that comes at a cost.

[Hurdegaryp]

That's nice and dandy, but showing off your skills in the field of archery is not what I was aiming at. It's just a matter of taking out hostiles before they're close enough for you to smell them. You've got to be practical about these things.

That's just not sporting, sweetie. Go in trained or don't go in at all.

It shouldn't come as a surprise that I do not actively seek such situations. Also it should be noted that killing people is not a sport. I have other ways to deal with my violent tendencies. Legal ways, even.

[Liberonscien]

Nah, just talking about her ability of using a knife.

Classy deaths are only classy if you use a pistol or a bow - much cleaner, the rapier makes a mess.

You know, some would find Gallade's abilities with a variety of deadly weapons combined with the fact that she's a teacher with not too much love for her students a bit troubling.

That never occurred to me but I don't think we have anything to worry about.

[Gallade]

That's just not sporting, sweetie. Go in trained or don't go in at all.

Also, I don't think a crossbow's fire rate could beat that of a trained archer with a bow.

It has more power, but that comes at a cost.

A skilled archer with a straight or compound bow could probably hit first with comparable strength, yes. I imagine they could get two or three in with a recurve.

[Benshir]

Perhaps we've neglected to mention that our greatswords can also serve as cannons as well.

How does that even.

Oh.

[Gallade]

Nah, just talking about her ability of using a knife.

Classy deaths are only classy if you use a pistol or a bow - much cleaner, the rapier makes a mess.

You know, some would find Gallade's abilities with a variety of deadly weapons combined with the fact that she's a teacher with not too much love for her students a bit troubling.

It's fine. Society hasn't yet crumbled to the point where I need to get stabby to rule and conquer.

[The United States of Arms]

Can't tell. It's unbelievable.

A lot of things in here to me are unbelievable

It's a different kind of unbelievable.

[Bralia]

Perhaps we've neglected to mention that our greatswords can also serve as cannons as well.

How does that even.

Oh.

Man, these past few days. I've haven't dropped this much sexual innuendo in a long time . . .

[Liberonscien]

Perhaps we've neglected to mention that our greatswords can also serve as cannons as well.

How does that even.

Oh.

What? Is there a hidden meaning that I'm not getting? How could a sword be used as a cannon?

[Benshir]

Man, these past few days. I've haven't dropped this much sexual innuendo in a long time . . .

That's alright, Bral. It's probably just backlog from those times you didn't drop them low.

[The united states of Saints]

How does that even.

Oh.

What? Is there a hidden meaning that I'm not getting? How could a sword be used as a cannon?

Read back a few pages and you'll see

[Gallade]

How does that even.

Oh.

What? Is there a hidden meaning that I'm not getting? How could a sword be used as a cannon?

Penis jokes. Everywhere. Always.

[The united states of Saints]

What? Is there a hidden meaning that I'm not getting? How could a sword be used as a cannon?

Penis jokes. Everywhere. Always.

Because its TET where sexual jokes and references thrive