Eurovision 2014

by **Gallade** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

Marry me, Swiss man. Whistle to me forevermore.

by **Nazis in Space** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

Swiss going all meta, I see.

Not bad as such, though. I can live with it.

by **Allet Klar Chefs** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

Caltarania wrote:They need Irish girls with giant jugs singing about prejudice against cakes while bouncing on a trampoline. And they all need to have beards. And they need circular keyboards.

And one of them must be a hologram by the wonders of live editing.

by **Caltarania** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

OH SHIT DAT VIOLIN SKILL DOE.

by **Britonisea** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

Fav part of Finland's Entry

THE WHISTLING! oh and the violin.

by **Ifreann** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

Do Mumford and Sons know these guys raided their wardrobe?

by **Caltarania** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:34 pm

Allet Klar Chefs wrote:
Caltarania wrote:They need Irish girls with giant jugs singing about prejudice against cakes while bouncing on a trampoline. And they all need to have beards. And they need circular keyboards.

And one of them must be a hologram by the wonders of live editing.

And they need to have their hair tied together.

by **Nazis in Space** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:35 pm

Gallade wrote:Marry me, Swiss man. Whistle to me forevermore.

So is it true what they say about good whistlers?

by **Monkeykind** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:36 pm

Our one soon.

by **Britcan** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:36 pm

Nazis in Space wrote:
Gallade wrote:Marry me, Swiss man. Whistle to me forevermore.
So is it true what they say about good whistlers?

They always hang around with Banjo players?

by **Aquillus** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:36 pm

I rather enjoyed the Swiss act.

by **Monkeykind** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:37 pm

Aquillus wrote:I rather enjoyed the Swiss act.

His whistling skills were incredible.

by **Caltarania** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:37 pm

"You may think this is a lame postcard, because it is." - Graham Norton

xD :rofl:

by **Uieurnthlaal** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:37 pm

I found the french act... amusing.

by **Allet Klar Chefs** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:37 pm

I've danced to worse than this.

by **Nazis in Space** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:37 pm

... Hungary looks like the lovechild of Jaden Smith and Alistair Overeem.

by **Ifreann** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:38 pm

Allet Klar Chefs wrote:I've danced to worse than this.

Ah, few pints and that's a low bar.

by **Monkeykind** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:39 pm

Uieurnthlaal wrote:I found the french act... amusing.

The poor person only wants a moustache.

by **Allet Klar Chefs** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:39 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Allet Klar Chefs wrote:I've danced to worse than this.

Ah, few pints and that's a low bar.

"I can't wait for Molly" - more a state of being than a Eurovision statement.

by **Britonisea** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:39 pm

Hmmm Graham Norton...

So far...

FAV: POLAND and SPAIN
WOR: HUNGARY and FRANCE are drawing. Maybe GREECE.

by **Ifreann** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:40 pm

Domestic abuse through the medium of dance.

by **Horusland** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:40 pm

Hungary for the win...... after Austria and Sweden.

by **Monkeykind** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:40 pm

Nice Malta flag thing.

by **Caltarania** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:40 pm

ZOMG ONE OF THE MOTHERS OF THE MALTESE PEOPLE IS FROM YORKSHIRE.

OKAY, VOTE GIVEN.

(Sarcasm)

by **Britonisea** » Sat May 10, 2014 1:41 pm

Monkeykind wrote:Nice Malta flag thing.

I missed that. What was it?

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