Eurovision 2014

[Elke and Elba]

Here: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results

You can look at how the vote was split and how horrible this system really is. For instance, the most popular televote in the UK was Poland, yet they received no points from the UK when it was combined with the jury vote.

Full points without individual jury breakdown are here.


But honestly, the UK voting for Poland because of the cleavage and stuff is ewwwww. All of them lechers!

[Costa Fierro]

Can someone please link me to the video of how the voting went.

Here: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results

You can look at how the vote was split and how horrible this system really is. For instance, the most popular televote in the UK was Poland, yet they received no points from the UK when it was combined with the jury vote.

VIDEO PEOPLE. VID. E. O.

[Elke and Elba]

There's a bloody link on the "Find it yourself". CLICK IT.

I DID FUCKING CLICK IT. YOU GAVE ME A LIST OF VIDEOS THAT DID NOT HAVE THE GRAND FINAL. HOW FUCKING CLEAR DO I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF?

Right-hand side of the screen. There's this gigantic big-ass words saying "2014 Eurovision Song Contest - Grand Final May 10 2014 at 21:00"

Well, since you'd like getting spoonfed, here then.

[Ifreann]

There's a bloody link on the "Find it yourself". CLICK IT.

I DID FUCKING CLICK IT. YOU GAVE ME A LIST OF VIDEOS THAT DID NOT HAVE THE GRAND FINAL. HOW FUCKING CLEAR DO I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF?

If you want people to do you a favour maybe you shouldn't yell at them. Try asking nicely.

[Allet Klar Chefs]

Can someone please link me to the video of how the voting went.

Here: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results

You can look at how the vote was split and how horrible this system really is. For instance, the most popular televote in the UK was Poland, yet they received no points from the UK when it was combined with the jury vote.

Best bit about Poland was the into video where it looked kinda like Yolandi Vi$$er and DJ Hi-Tek collaborating to make a flag.

Guess the judges weren't knocking one out under the voting bench, unlike everyone who voted for them I guess.

[Angleter]

Last year we sent Anouk. This year we sent two people a bit less famous. (at least; famous for the Netherlands, though Anouk has released stuff outside of here).

I think Anouk got hurt points-wise with the "hmmm I'm famous enough lemme wear jeans and a shirt" thing. But then again, it's Anouk. No other style would have worked.

The Netherlands this year profited from a really great staging that's aided by the wonderful stage, and apposite use of what they were given.

Yeah. I've listened to the (studio version of the) Dutch entry again just now, and I think it was a very good song. I picked up on the Every Breath You Take similarity straight away when I heard it (for the first time) during the contest, and I think that's what turned me off it (especially since it's not a novel phenomenon) initially, but I think I was a little unfair.

[The Blaatschapen]

Here: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results

You can look at how the vote was split and how horrible this system really is. For instance, the most popular televote in the UK was Poland, yet they received no points from the UK when it was combined with the jury vote.

Full points without individual jury breakdown are here.


But honestly, the UK voting for Poland because of the cleavage and stuff is ewwwww. All of them lechers!

Lol, Poland is getting televotes right left and centre, and gets zilch, nada, noppes from many of the jurys.

Seriously shafted.

[Costa Fierro]

I DID FUCKING CLICK IT. YOU GAVE ME A LIST OF VIDEOS THAT DID NOT HAVE THE GRAND FINAL. HOW FUCKING CLEAR DO I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF?

Right-hand side of the screen.

Well, since you'd like getting spoonfed, here then.

Non Grand Final there. Just more videos of Conchita at a press conference.

Congratulations Internet. Also, spoonfed? I ask for one fucking link to a video and you can't even complete a simple request. Christ alive people, it's not that fucking difficult.

[Ifreann]

Here: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results

You can look at how the vote was split and how horrible this system really is. For instance, the most popular televote in the UK was Poland, yet they received no points from the UK when it was combined with the jury vote.

VIDEO PEOPLE. VID. E. O.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ ... s=t&path=/
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ ... s=t&path=/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politeness

[Elke and Elba]

I DID FUCKING CLICK IT. YOU GAVE ME A LIST OF VIDEOS THAT DID NOT HAVE THE GRAND FINAL. HOW FUCKING CLEAR DO I NEED TO MAKE MYSELF?

If you want people to do you a favour maybe you shouldn't yell at them. Try asking nicely.

Did him the favour so that'd he wouldn't have to scream at all. Conchita's win was just purely magical and no amount of screaming's going to spoil it for me

Here: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/results

You can look at how the vote was split and how horrible this system really is. For instance, the most popular televote in the UK was Poland, yet they received no points from the UK when it was combined with the jury vote.

Best bit about Poland was the into video where it looked kinda like Yolandi Vi$$er and DJ Hi-Tek collaborating to make a flag.

Guess the judges weren't knocking one out under the voting bench, unlike everyone who voted for them I guess.

Glad to know that as well I was mildly shocked that Poland didn't get higher.

Full points without individual jury breakdown are here.


But honestly, the UK voting for Poland because of the cleavage and stuff is ewwwww. All of them lechers!

Lol, Poland is getting televotes right left and centre, and gets zilch, nada, noppes from many of the jurys.

Seriously shafted.

Shaft you say?

[Costa Fierro]

VIDEO PEOPLE. VID. E. O.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ ... s=t&path=/
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ ... s=t&path=/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politeness

Fuck politeness. If people can't do what's expected of them, why should I reward their inability to complete simple tasks with politeness?

All I asked for was a link to a video. How fucking difficult is it for people to get that?

[Ifreann]

Right-hand side of the screen.

Well, since you'd like getting spoonfed, here then.

Non Grand Final there. Just more videos of Conchita at a press conference.

Congratulations Internet. Also, spoonfed? I ask for one fucking link to a video and you can't even complete a simple request. Christ alive people, it's not that fucking difficult.

If it wasn't that fucking difficult you'd have done it your fucking self and saved us your fucking whining that other fucking people aren't acting as your personal fucking servants to your fucking satisfaction.

[The Jasminia Islands]

Right-hand side of the screen.

Well, since you'd like getting spoonfed, here then.

Non Grand Final there. Just more videos of Conchita at a press conference.

Congratulations Internet. Also, spoonfed? I ask for one fucking link to a video and you can't even complete a simple request. Christ alive people, it's not that fucking difficult.

Come on now, love and peace. What would Conchita do?

[Elke and Elba]

Right-hand side of the screen.

Well, since you'd like getting spoonfed, here then.

Non Grand Final there. Just more videos of Conchita at a press conference.

Congratulations Internet. Also, spoonfed? I ask for one fucking link to a video and you can't even complete a simple request. Christ alive people, it's not that fucking difficult.

There's no bloody "fucking" link on Youtube or elsewhere at least for now, then. Good luck finding.

If you had wanted to watch, maybe you should have stayed up like I did.

[Ifreann]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ ... s=t&path=/
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ ... s=t&path=/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politeness

Fuck politeness. If people can't do what's expected of them, why should I reward their inability to complete simple tasks with politeness?

Why should we reward your inability to ask nicely with anything?

All I asked for was a link to a video. How fucking difficult is it for people to get that?

If it wasn't that fucking difficult you'd have done it your fucking self and saved us your fucking whining that other fucking people aren't acting as your personal fucking servants to your fucking satisfaction.

[Allet Klar Chefs]

VIDEO PEOPLE. VID. E. O.

http://bitly.com/98K8eH

[Costa Fierro]

If it wasn't that fucking difficult you'd have done it your fucking self and saved us your fucking whining that other fucking people aren't acting as your personal fucking servants to your fucking satisfaction.

Obviously it was. Clearly expecting people to be able to complete simple tasks is asking too much of them. I did it myself and all I could find was the press conference and thousands of videos on Youtube about random shitheads prediticting the outcome and getting it ridiculously wrong.

One simple link has the internet stumped. God help us all.

[Elke and Elba]

Back to topic -

I'm actually somewhat surprised Finland got 11th, and Switzerland 13th.

Given Topi was sounding bad during UMK and Sebalter offkey, offtune and offbeat at Swiss Finals it is really a very awesome thing.

Aaaand honestly the Eastern Countries shouldn't come back because the one year they didn't come we didn't knew the results before voting. And no more Azerbaijani stuffing-ballot paying-money-for-votes nonsense and random Eastern votes to Azerbaijan.

It'll be hilarious to see how Dilara will explain to the Aliyevs.

[Respawn]

But honestly, the UK voting for Poland because of the cleavage and stuff is ewwwww. All of them lechers!

It was probably all the Polish immigrants voting.
It was an entertaining act. Basically: "come visit poland, we have many good kurwas, pay for two, get one for free".

Guess the judges weren't knocking one out under the voting bench, unlike everyone who voted for them I guess.

I read that Poland would have received 160 points from televoting alone. Fucking corrupt judges.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

If it wasn't that fucking difficult you'd have done it your fucking self and saved us your fucking whining that other fucking people aren't acting as your personal fucking servants to your fucking satisfaction.

Obviously it was. Clearly expecting people to be able to complete simple tasks is asking too much of them. I did it myself and all I could find was the press conference and thousands of videos on Youtube about random shitheads prediticting the outcome and getting it ridiculously wrong.

One simple link has the internet stumped. God help us all.

So it's only difficult for you but it must be easy for somebody else to find you a link? Maybe it's just not bloody out there yet.

[Costa Fierro]

Why should we reward your inability to ask nicely with anything?

I asked nicely initially and all I got was "do it yourself you lazy fuck". And you still expect me to show politeness?

If you had wanted to watch, maybe you should have stayed up like I did.

All I asked for was one link. Just one. That wasn't difficult.

[Elke and Elba]

If it wasn't that fucking difficult you'd have done it your fucking self and saved us your fucking whining that other fucking people aren't acting as your personal fucking servants to your fucking satisfaction.

Obviously it was. Clearly expecting people to be able to complete simple tasks is asking too much of them. I did it myself and all I could find was the press conference and thousands of videos on Youtube about random shitheads prediticting the outcome and getting it ridiculously wrong.

One simple link has the internet stumped. God help us all.

There's none. (at least for the moment, since the one on Eurovision clearly isn't working).

It's just like kiddy porn. You're not going to find any. Nor voting for Eurovision 2015 or World Cup. There is none.

And please, no "God help us all", because if that's going to be said, Conchita wouldn't have won at all. It was amazing how devout nations from Ireland to Israel to Greece were all falling for Conchita with douze points.

[Adurnak]

Serious question; imagine they did it some how more like the voice, I.e the judges for the pre screening and the public didn't get to see who was performing or get to know what nation they were singing for. Who do you think would have won?

[Elke and Elba]

But honestly, the UK voting for Poland because of the cleavage and stuff is ewwwww. All of them lechers!

It was probably all the Polish immigrants voting.
It was an entertaining act. Basically: "come visit poland, we have many good kurwas, pay for two, get one for free".

Guess the judges weren't knocking one out under the voting bench, unlike everyone who voted for them I guess.

I read that Poland would have received 160 points from televoting alone. Fucking corrupt judges.

From jugs?

Tells Poland that sex sells, but they'd to send a better song so that the jury will rate them for the song and the public the milk jugs

[Costa Fierro]

There's none. (at least for the moment, since the one on Eurovision clearly isn't working).

Now you're stating the obvious. Congrats.