TET: Riva of Dreams, Or What is a Bumple Anyway?

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:02 pm

I need a new dress

Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:02 pm

Kiruri wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:keep thinking that,

I actually thought you were in your 20's (that's what I tend to think about everyone). I had my doubts when you said Galla ruined your childhood memories

20's? marry me

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:03 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I need a new dress Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

pick up a roman's catalog

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:05 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I need a new dress Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

Try Simply Be. I'm not sure if they ship stateside, but they're worth having a look at.

by **Rocopurr** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:06 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I need a new dress :( Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

Somewhere I had a masterpost or two of plus size stores and online shops. Could that help?

by **Kiruri** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:06 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I need a new dress Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

search the web? Online stores are all the rage, I hear.

Ethel mermania wrote:
Kiruri wrote:I actually thought you were in your 20's (that's what I tend to think about everyone). I had my doubts when you said Galla ruined your childhood memories

20's? marry me

Sorry, I'm 19 (almost) and will be enjoying my youth as the libertine hedonist that I am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Kiruri wrote:
So long as I get fun ^^

Lets put it this way... if you can survive 60 minutes of church per week, plus a 90 minute softball game, the rest of the week is yours.

60?

fine...

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:06 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I need a new dress Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

pick up a roman's catalog

The dress cannot be here by Saturday and I won't buy it without putting it on first.

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:07 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:I need a new dress Why exactly did every fashion designer on earth decide, "okay, fat women don't get any flattering cuts, any attractive patterns, or any trending colors. Unless they have to squirt pure gold from their vagina to afford it."

Somewhere I had a masterpost or two of plus size stores and online shops. Could that help?

Not unless the dress can materialize in front of me.

by **Coffee Cakes** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:07 pm

Kiruri wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lets put it this way... if you can survive 60 minutes of church per week, plus a 90 minute softball game, the rest of the week is yours.

60? fine...

It's only 1 hour, Uri.
You won't even notice it.

Yush! :hug:

by **Kiruri** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:07 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:pick up a roman's catalog

The dress cannot be here by Saturday and I won't buy it without putting it on first.

oh. Well, then... that's quite a predicament

I wish I could help

by **Esternial** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:07 pm

Gallade wrote:
Esternial wrote:

Oh yeah, leave ME to do all the housework. Jerk.

Don't worry, I'll do the groceries while I'm out and get you some ice creamz.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:08 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:pick up a roman's catalog

The dress cannot be here by Saturday and I won't buy it without putting it on first.

then suffer with overpriced crap at layne bryant

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:09 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:The dress cannot be here by Saturday and I won't buy it without putting it on first.

then suffer with overpriced crap at layne bryant

Hahahahaha
I would prefer death
VIVA LA NOTLANEBRYANT

by **Rocopurr** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:11 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Rocopurr wrote: Somewhere I had a masterpost or two of plus size stores and online shops. Could that help?

Not unless the dress can materialize in front of me.

Stranger things have happened, but I can't guarantee that.

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:13 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Not unless the dress can materialize in front of me.

Stranger things have happened, but I can't guarantee that.

Ugh, I guess I could search online if there's express shipping, tho it would have to be a gr8 price for me to spend $30 on shipping.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:13 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
then suffer with overpriced crap at layne bryant

Hahahahaha
I would prefer death
VIVA LA NOTLANEBRYANT

i dont know the department stores by you, so i cant help.

by **Rocopurr** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:17 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Stranger things have happened, but I can't guarantee that.

Ugh, I guess I could search online if there's express shipping, tho it would have to be a gr8 price for me to spend $30 on shipping.

Here's what I've got. Besides that I know that Deb was having a pretty good sale (at least about a week ago), but most of their dresses are prom-ish.

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:19 pm

Esternial wrote:
Gallade wrote:Oh yeah, leave ME to do all the housework. Jerk.

Don't worry, I'll do the groceries while I'm out and get you some ice creamz.

Don't patronize me.

About me · by **Luziyca** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:21 pm

My region has just gone to shit.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:22 pm

Gallade wrote:
Esternial wrote:Don't worry, I'll do the groceries while I'm out and get you some ice creamz.

Don't patronize me.

Yo Alpaca, your gonna need this

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:24 pm

Gallade wrote:
Esternial wrote:Don't worry, I'll do the groceries while I'm out and get you some ice creamz.

Don't patronize me.

Galla you should come be my stylist

by **Esternial** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:25 pm

Gallade wrote:
Esternial wrote:Don't worry, I'll do the groceries while I'm out and get you some ice creamz.

Don't patronize me.

Well that's too bad. I could have made it worth your while.

Got chocolate and vanilla.

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:28 pm

Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:
Gallade wrote:Don't patronize me.

Galla you should come be my stylist

Only if you never want to leave the High Street.

by **Stagnant Axon Terminal** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:30 pm

Gallade wrote:
Stagnant Axon Terminal wrote:Galla you should come be my stylist

Only if you never want to leave the High Street.

I don't know what that is but I'm down.

by **Liberonscien** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 7:31 pm

Aeken wrote:
Liberonscien wrote:I've just now realized how horny TET can get.

It's interesting. Observing.

It is. Has it always been like this?

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