TET: Riva of Dreams, Or What is a Bumple Anyway?

by **Esternial** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:28 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Esternial wrote:Well, this sure is interesting to come home to.

day one may be fun, but days 2 -6 are hell, and the better day one is, the worse the rest of the week is.

For better and for worse, I suppose.

by **The United States of Arms** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:29 pm

I need an iTunes giftcard..................

by **Esternial** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:30 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
day one may be fun, but days 2 -6 are hell, and the better day one is, the worse the rest of the week is.

Just sit there and be quiet, you'll be fine.

But don't just sit there like a slob. Look busy.

But don't look so busy that you fidget.

Oh my God, stop breathing through your mouth, you pig. Don't touch me.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:31 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
day one may be fun, but days 2 -6 are hell, and the better day one is, the worse the rest of the week is.

Just sit there and be quiet, you'll be fine.

But don't just sit there like a slob. Look busy.

But don't look so busy that you fidget.

Oh my God, stop breathing through your mouth, you pig. Don't touch me.

and just the day before i was raped, mrs mermania is that you?

by **Liberonscien** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:32 pm

I've just now realized how horny TET can get.

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:32 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Just sit there and be quiet, you'll be fine.

But don't just sit there like a slob. Look busy.

But don't look so busy that you fidget.

Oh my God, stop breathing through your mouth, you pig. Don't touch me.

and just the day before i was raped, mrs mermania is that you?

I'll be anyone you want me to be, sugar.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:34 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
and just the day before i was raped, mrs mermania is that you?

I'll be anyone you want me to be, sugar.

woo hoo, let me get my hard hat

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:36 pm

now i am getting ads for russian women who are on line RIGHT NOW!

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:36 pm

Esternial wrote:
Gallade wrote:Just sit there and be quiet, you'll be fine.

But don't just sit there like a slob. Look busy.

But don't look so busy that you fidget.

Oh my God, stop breathing through your mouth, you pig. Don't touch me.

Oh yeah, leave ME to do all the housework. Jerk.

by **Coffee Cakes** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:39 pm

♫Where oh where did my softball skills go? Oh where, oh where can they be?♫

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:39 pm

Esternial wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
day one may be fun, but days 2 -6 are hell, and the better day one is, the worse the rest of the week is.

For better and for worse, I suppose.

it is hell, david

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:40 pm

Gallade wrote:
Esternial wrote:

Oh yeah, leave ME to do all the housework. Jerk.

you know, mrs m, when you said you were going to play wiht your new phone, i did not realize you were going to do it here

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:41 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:♫Where oh where did my softball skills go? Oh where, oh where can they be?♫

thats why i stopped playing a few years ago, i can still hit, i just cant stand sucking in the field

by **Coffee Cakes** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:43 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:♫Where oh where did my softball skills go? Oh where, oh where can they be?♫

thats why i stopped playing a few years ago, i can still hit, i just cant stand sucking in the field

I'm the Best Worst Player in the league.
I have the worst defensive skill set of any catcher in my league, but I have the best defensive statistics.
Over the last 5 years (since I started playing catcher, instead of DH) I have the most putouts in one game, and most in one season, and I've led the league in the putout statistic for 5 years running.

But it's my offense. I'm useless at bat.

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:43 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Oh yeah, leave ME to do all the housework. Jerk.

you know, mrs m, when you said you were going to play wiht your new phone, i did not realize you were going to do it here

You're merely speaking directly to the female hivemind.

by **Liberonscien** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:43 pm

Liberonscien wrote:I've just now realized how horny TET can get.

Has it always been like this?

by **Kiruri** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:44 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
and just the day before i was raped, mrs mermania is that you?

I'll be anyone you want me to be, sugar.

by **Liberonscien** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:44 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:

you know, mrs m, when you said you were going to play wiht your new phone, i did not realize you were going to do it here

You're merely speaking directly to the female hivemind.

Can I speak to this hive mind? I'll pay for answers to my questions.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:45 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:

you know, mrs m, when you said you were going to play wiht your new phone, i did not realize you were going to do it here

You're merely speaking directly to the female hivemind.

i have been doing that for years, and i have the scars to prove it.

where is the bf shouldnt you be harrassing him?

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:45 pm

Kiruri wrote:
Gallade wrote:I'll be anyone you want me to be, sugar.

Uri, come play!

by **Gallade** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:46 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:You're merely speaking directly to the female hivemind.

i have been doing that for years, and i have the scars to prove it.

where is the bf shouldnt you be harrassing him?

Boyfriend? I'm single at the moment. I assume you mean Lordi. We're not a couple.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:47 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
thats why i stopped playing a few years ago, i can still hit, i just cant stand sucking in the field

I'm the Best Worst Player in the league.
I have the worst defensive skill set of any catcher in my league, but I have the best defensive statistics.
Over the last 5 years (since I started playing catcher, instead of DH) I have the most putouts in one game, and most in one season, and I've led the league in the putout statistic for 5 years running.

But it's my offense. I'm useless at bat.

i can still hit, i got into a batting cage 2 weeks ago first time since i hurt my back, and i can still hit an 80 mph pitch (surprised hte crap out of me)

by **Kiruri** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:47 pm

Gallade wrote:
Kiruri wrote:

Uri, come play!

^.^I've never been happier! :3

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:48 pm

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
i have been doing that for years, and i have the scars to prove it.

where is the bf shouldnt you be harrassing him?

Boyfriend? I'm single at the moment. I assume you mean Lordi. We're not a couple.

oh my bad, i would ask what are you doing thursday night, but i assume by then it will be too late

by **Coffee Cakes** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:48 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
I'm the Best Worst Player in the league.
I have the worst defensive skill set of any catcher in my league, but I have the best defensive statistics.
Over the last 5 years (since I started playing catcher, instead of DH) I have the most putouts in one game, and most in one season, and I've led the league in the putout statistic for 5 years running.

But it's my offense. I'm useless at bat.

i can still hit, i got into a batting cage 2 weeks ago first time since i hurt my back, and i can still hit an 80 mph pitch (surprised hte crap out of me)

There's a batting cage in the next town up, just a city bus ride away.
I should go there, but I'm too lazy.

Also, kudos. :blink:

I couldn't hit an 80mph pitch.

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