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Which God?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:15 am
by Small Huts
Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which religion should I follow?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:24 am
by Velka Morava
The Great God Om!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:29 am
by Kobrania
Loki, for he tears down the old and ushers in the new.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:36 am
by New Citizens
The General. God of Air and Sky, avatar: a huge raven that lives by my school.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:39 am
by Godwin Poe
Prince Philip - he is the only God whose existence can be proven.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:44 am
by Helgrin
You know the one...that guy with the beard.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:48 am
by Fnordgasm 5
Velka Morava wrote:The Great God Om!


Sandelfon, May his corridors never shorten, beats Om anyday!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:48 am
by Lawrelia
Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.


Oh yeah, that one with the face and the eyes. ;)

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:50 am
by Helgrin
Lawrelia wrote:
Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.

Oh yeah, that one with the face and the eyes. ;)

He had a nose too...and really big hands.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:50 am
by Fnordgasm 5
Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.


Darwin?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:52 am
by Juristonia
Christopher Walken

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:53 am
by Helgrin
Fnordgasm 5 wrote:
Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.

Darwin?

That's the one!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:56 am
by Skibereen
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Well, if you really had a PERSONAL revelation you'd already have that answer wouldnt you.
These little thought games are rather trite, condescending and obnoxious.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:57 am
by Lunatic Goofballs
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?


Space Ghost.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:00 am
by New Citizens
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?


Space Ghost.


I suddenly changed my mind. Brak!

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:00 am
by Blitzkrenia
Zordon.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:01 am
by Helgrin
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:04 am
by Juristonia
Helgrin wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.


You can only take so many religious threads seriously before you finally lose your sanity. :p

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:05 am
by Fnordgasm 5
Helgrin wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.


Hey, do you remember that thread in which LG posted? That time when he was all serious? Do you remember that? That was awesome, wasn't it?

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:10 am
by Skibereen
New Citizens wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?


Space Ghost.


I suddenly changed my mind. Brak!

This.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:13 am
by Metrica
If you have felt something then the best option would have to be to search out that which you felt, and only you have the answer for that. God will reveal himself to you once you draw close to him (or her)

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:13 am
by Nulono
The Invisible Pink Unicorn, BBHHH.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:14 am
by Helgrin
Juristonia wrote:
Helgrin wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.

You can only take so many religious threads seriously before you finally lose your sanity. :p

Mods can lose sanity now? Man, their training regeme needs a workover before Mod Quality slips any further.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:15 am
by Floreria
The Earthmother, of course.

Or Pazuzu.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:19 am
by New Citizens
Floreria wrote:The Earthmother, of course.

Or Pazuzu.

The Professor still has one wish left!