Which God?

[Callisdrun]

my god bitch

Your god is named "Bitch"?

[Karsol]

my god bitch

Your god is named "Bitch"?

Yes, he worships me by whipping the evil thoughts of other mortals out of my skin.

[Merasia]

Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which religion should I follow?

Shouldn't you be asking God? He should be able to let you know, right? Ask honestly, respectfully, and be open to accepting an answer. If he's real, he should be able to answer you in a way you can understand, no?

One, he might actually be a He/she/it
Two, 'He' maybe one of thousands upon millions.

Well, you gotta start somewhere, right? Might as well go with tried and true... unless you're actually afraid of "offending” supernatural entities by misreference. I'm sure it will all get worked out.

Actually, if he/she/it even exists... I doubt that it's going to waste it's time reveling itself to a pathethetic mortal like you. So get off your knees, stop praying, and do something useful and good for the community!

I think everyone agrees that if someone asked respectfully, with a genuinely honest heart, and God didn't respond, he/she/it wouldn't be worth our time. That certainly seems fair to me. So if Small Huts "felt a presence" he should be asking God about it, not us.

[Cennazluga]

my god bitch

Your god is named "Bitch"?

Yes, he worships me by whipping the evil thoughts of other mortals out of my skin.

And here I thought I was the only adherent to your religion.

[Turanbirligi]

The sky god Tengri

[Ceiling Cats]

CEILING CAT!

Oh hai!. Yoo cawleded? I iz heer. I noes kan stay lawng. I haz a big nip spliff awn teh go.

[Kalasparata]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_Church

[NERVUN]

Whatever god Zombies call on.