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Which God?

Postby Small Huts » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:15 am

Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which religion should I follow?
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Postby Velka Morava » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:24 am

The Great God Om!
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Postby Kobrania » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:29 am

Loki, for he tears down the old and ushers in the new.
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Postby New Citizens » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:36 am

The General. God of Air and Sky, avatar: a huge raven that lives by my school.
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Postby Godwin Poe » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:39 am

Prince Philip - he is the only God whose existence can be proven.
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Postby Helgrin » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:44 am

You know the one...that guy with the beard.
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Postby Fnordgasm 5 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:48 am

Velka Morava wrote:The Great God Om!


Sandelfon, May his corridors never shorten, beats Om anyday!
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Postby Lawrelia » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:48 am

Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.


Oh yeah, that one with the face and the eyes. ;)
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Postby Helgrin » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:50 am

Lawrelia wrote:
Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.

Oh yeah, that one with the face and the eyes. ;)

He had a nose too...and really big hands.
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Postby Fnordgasm 5 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:50 am

Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.


Darwin?
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Postby Juristonia » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:52 am

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Postby Helgrin » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:53 am

Fnordgasm 5 wrote:
Helgrin wrote:You know the one...that guy with the beard.

Darwin?

That's the one!
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Postby Skibereen » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:56 am

Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Well, if you really had a PERSONAL revelation you'd already have that answer wouldnt you.
These little thought games are rather trite, condescending and obnoxious.
argumentum ad logicam, seriously think about it.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:57 am

Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?


Space Ghost.
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Postby New Citizens » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:00 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?


Space Ghost.


I suddenly changed my mind. Brak!
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:00 am

Zordon.
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Postby Helgrin » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:01 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.
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Postby Juristonia » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:04 am

Helgrin wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.


You can only take so many religious threads seriously before you finally lose your sanity. :p
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Geniasis wrote:Cite anything to back this up. Please. Even if it's in crayon. Even if all you're supporting is that period at the end of your sentence. Give something concrete.

Ifreann wrote:Indeed, as far as I can recall only one poster has ever supported legalising bestiality, and he was fucking his cat and isn't welcome here any more, in no small part, I imagine, because he kept going on about how he was fucking his cat.
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Postby Fnordgasm 5 » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:05 am

Helgrin wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.


Hey, do you remember that thread in which LG posted? That time when he was all serious? Do you remember that? That was awesome, wasn't it?
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Postby Skibereen » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:10 am

New Citizens wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?


Space Ghost.


I suddenly changed my mind. Brak!

This.
argumentum ad logicam, seriously think about it.

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Postby Metrica » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:13 am

If you have felt something then the best option would have to be to search out that which you felt, and only you have the answer for that. God will reveal himself to you once you draw close to him (or her)
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Postby Nulono » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:13 am

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Postby Helgrin » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:14 am

Juristonia wrote:
Helgrin wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Small Huts wrote:Alright believers. Let's say I'm willing to grant the supernatural entity's existence, that I've had a personal revelation that leads me to say, "I have felt the presence". Which god should I revere?

Space Ghost.

:palm:
Even the Mods are screwing around! This thread is devolving fast.

You can only take so many religious threads seriously before you finally lose your sanity. :p

Mods can lose sanity now? Man, their training regeme needs a workover before Mod Quality slips any further.
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Postby Floreria » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:15 am

The Earthmother, of course.

Or Pazuzu.
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Postby New Citizens » Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:19 am

Floreria wrote:The Earthmother, of course.

Or Pazuzu.

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