Pluto: Planet or Not?

[United Christian America]

Yes, it's a Dwarf Planet.

[Volantyz]

See. I told you the anti-Plutonists were the Randists. A planet has to be dominant to be worthy of planetary status. Honest, working planets are unterplanets and will be rounded up and vernichtunged.

Planets of the Cosmos, unite. You have nothing to lose but your fatwahs.

[Nervium]

See. I told you the anti-Plutonists were the Randists. A planet has to be dominant to be worthy of planetary status. Honest, working planets are unterplanets and will be rounded up and vernichtunged.

Planets of the Cosmos, unite. You have nothing to lose but your fatwahs.

I'm pretty sure the pro-Pluto crowd are the Randists, with their planet rights and individualism and stuff. The Plutoists are nothing more than a bunch of neo-conservative libertarian Reaganist Randroid Paulinist bourgeois pseudo-intellectual elite perpetuating a completly distorted view of the galaxy while exploiting the workers, holding on to outdated imperialist dogma and spreading lies that Pluto ever was a planet.

[The Holy Therns]

It's a big ball with ice on it. Not big enough, though. Alas, Pluto, you can't play with the big kids.

[Shilya]

If we let Pluto back in, there's no excuse to keep Eris out. We might even have to take Makemake and Haumea in, or, heaven beware, Ceres.

I'd say sacrifice planet Pluto for that. Dwarf planet is good enough.

[Wytenigistan]

mental masturbation

[Risottia]

If we let Pluto back in, there's no excuse to keep Eris out. We might even have to take Makemake and Haumea in, or, heaven beware, Ceres.

Ceres would be bad enough, but at least it's not Budweiser.