Need help getting out of trouble

[Crownariam]

I got my phone taken away because I was surfing the internet with it instead of using it as a phone and only communicating with family. However I snuck into parents room and stole it back. My parents will know I did it and will be upset with me. Anyone have any ideas on how to not get in trouble?

[Thellonya]

Numero Uno: Post this in Forum 7
Numero Dos:Dont take your phone out in bad times?

[Mike the Progressive]

Told them this joke.

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

I can't peanut butter my dick up your bum.

Works every time.

[Alyekra]

Put the phone back?

[Olthar]

Flee to Canada/Mexico, whichever is closer.

[AiliailiA]

Leave the phone when you go out, with a written confession and apology. That'll give your parents some time to cool off and talk it over.

[Blazedtown]

Lie, lie, lie and lie some more. I can pull off miracles when my ass is on the line.

[Rocopurr]

Fake your death. Once they believe it, leave with the phone and never turn back.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You can't avoid it. You may as well accept this and face the consequences. Your phone privileges were removed, you snuck into your parents' room, and got it out, without permission. You're in deep shit, so face the consequences.

[Farnhamia]

I got my phone taken away because I was surfing the internet with it instead of using it as a phone and only communicating with family. However I snuck into parents room and stole it back. My parents will know I did it and will be upset with me. Anyone have any ideas on how to not get in trouble?

Sure, don't do things you agreed not to do. And apologize to your parents. Oh, and don't come here asking for help. The advice you'll get will be ... not very good, let's put it that way.