TET: Now With Mantis Shrimp!

[The Holy Therns]

Found me a lovely new flag.

[Mavorpen]

You know, I've discovered that CNN is a great place for comedy.

They are sure trying hard to be centrist.

And they do that by asking the silliest questions.

[Meritocratic States]

They are sure trying hard to be centrist.

And they do that by asking the silliest questions.

I remember the time when President Obama was re-elected, they focused on Michelle Obama's coat.

[Thafoo]

Yes. I love reading about these sort of things. They're my forte.

Did you ever want to be a pathologist?

Epidemiologist, yes.

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

Found me a lovely new flag.

You say lovely, I say creepy.

[Mavorpen]

And they do that by asking the silliest questions.

I remember the time when President Obama was re-elected, they focused on Michelle Obama's coat.

Have you seen their coverage of the Malaysian plane? Pure gold.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

They are sure trying hard to be centrist.

And they do that by asking the silliest questions.

It's what is on perpetually at McDonalds. Fucking horrid.

[Ethel mermania]

Two Planet of the Apes films down, six to go.

This second one was... a fascinating experience.

the first one is the best, alternating from great to what were the writers thinking, scene to scene. second best is the simpson parody, after that, dont bother.

[Muinordgrad]

Did you ever want to be a pathologist?

Epidemiologist, yes.

“To mess around with Ebola is an easy way to die. Better to work with something safer, such as anthrax.”
― The Hot Zone

But that's cool. What diseases would you want to study?

[The Holy Therns]

Found me a lovely new flag.

You say lovely, I say creepy.

Potayto, potahto.

Two Planet of the Apes films down, six to go.

This second one was... a fascinating experience.

the first one is the best, alternating from great to what were the writers thinking, scene to scene. second best is the simpson parody, after that, dont bother.

I'm going to watch through the entire franchise actually. It's a project of mine.

[Meritocratic States]

I remember the time when President Obama was re-elected, they focused on Michelle Obama's coat.

Have you seen their coverage of the Malaysian plane? Pure gold.

Unfortunately, I haven't watched any American news channels these days. It's mostly sensationalist journalism these days.

But I'll take a gander at it.

I watch CNN because Anthony Bourdain was there.

[Luziyca]

Good evening.

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

You say lovely, I say creepy.

Potayto, potahto.

Well, no....

[Thafoo]

Epidemiologist, yes.

“To mess around with Ebola is an easy way to die. Better to work with something safer, such as anthrax.”
― The Hot Zone

But that's cool. What diseases would you want to study?

Any disease that spreads exponentially with a low death rate, or any disease with a slow progression to possible death.

[Mavorpen]

Have you seen their coverage of the Malaysian plane? Pure gold.

Unfortunately, I haven't watched any American news channels these days. It's mostly sensationalist journalism these days.

But I'll take a gander at it.

I watch CNN because Anthony Bourdain was there.

They actually covered a theory that the plane was sucked into a black hole.

[Kiruri]

Unfortunately, I haven't watched any American news channels these days. It's mostly sensationalist journalism these days.

But I'll take a gander at it.

I watch CNN because Anthony Bourdain was there.

They actually covered a theory that the plane was sucked into a black hole.

I wonder how that would have gone...

[Muinordgrad]

“To mess around with Ebola is an easy way to die. Better to work with something safer, such as anthrax.”
― The Hot Zone

But that's cool. What diseases would you want to study?

Any disease that spreads exponentially with a low death rate, or any disease with a slow progression to possible death.

So, for stuff in the first category, the flu and the common cold, and for the second, stuff like prions?

[Meritocratic States]

Unfortunately, I haven't watched any American news channels these days. It's mostly sensationalist journalism these days.

But I'll take a gander at it.

I watch CNN because Anthony Bourdain was there.

They actually covered a theory that the plane was sucked into a black hole.

WHAAAAT???
Or perhaps...

But seriously? A black hole? I must watch this now.

[Mavorpen]

They actually covered a theory that the plane was sucked into a black hole.

WHAAAAT???
Or perhaps...

But seriously? A black hole? I must watch this now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV6A4QiAkVw

[Thafoo]

Any disease that spreads exponentially with a low death rate, or any disease with a slow progression to possible death.

So, for stuff in the first category, the flu and the common cold, and for the second, stuff like prions?

Influenza, common cold. prions don't interest me. Fungi and parasites, those interest me immensely.

[Meritocratic States]

WHAAAAT???
Or perhaps...

But seriously? A black hole? I must watch this now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV6A4QiAkVw

Wow. This is really sad.

Besides, if a black hole swallowed up a plane, what would stop it from taking the planet with it?

Good stuff.

[Mavorpen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV6A4QiAkVw

Wow. This is really sad.

Besides, if a black hole swallowed up a plane, what would stop it from taking the planet with it?

Good stuff.

Or as their guest claims, a small black hole would suck up the whole universe.

[Muinordgrad]

So, for stuff in the first category, the flu and the common cold, and for the second, stuff like prions?

Influenza, common cold. prions don't interest me. Fungi and parasites, those interest me immensely.

That's cool, you could help the people making the Malaria Vaccine

[Mike the Progressive]

WHAAAAT???
Or perhaps...

But seriously? A black hole? I must watch this now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV6A4QiAkVw

Black holes are the best. Hehe

[Muinordgrad]

Wow. This is really sad.

Besides, if a black hole swallowed up a plane, what would stop it from taking the planet with it?

Good stuff.

Or as their guest common sense claims, a small black hole the story's sheer unintelligence would suck up the whole universe.

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