TET: Now With Mantis Shrimp!

[Totally Not Leningrad Union]

Bitch ass hoe nigga nigga nigga nigga!

^Except for Eminem, rap tends to sound like that

You clearly don't actually listen to rap then, do you.

only certain groups

[Kiruri]

Proof? CC, you gotta back yo' words up wit som proof, yo'.

The Mystery of Chessboxing.

Like it.

[Lordieth]

Humans in their present state truly are the pinnacle of intelligence.

We were shaped in God's image. Yea, it is truly divine to occasionally eat a small part of your tongue or inner cheek. It is sacred to choke on your own spit. It is holy to throw up a little in your mouth for no apparent reason once or twice a year.

I bit on my inner cheek not ten minutes ago, I chew too much gum,

[Esternial]

Late night munchieeeeees!

[Hladgos]

#doesgodtakeselfies?

Yes he does. Selfies have Jesus and Colonel Sanders, also Vladimir Lenin

That would be a terrible moment, jesus on the cross with a phone in his hand. How rude of him to focus on something else instead of those who are killing him

[Gallade]

We were shaped in God's image. Yea, it is truly divine to occasionally eat a small part of your tongue or inner cheek. It is sacred to choke on your own spit. It is holy to throw up a little in your mouth for no apparent reason once or twice a year.

If we were made in god's image, who took the picture?
#doesgodtakeselfies?

Who else has the ingenuity to create the duckface than the Almighty himself?

[DesAnges]

You clearly don't actually listen to rap then, do you.

only certain groups

Expand your horizons.

[The Russian Imperial Republic]

Yes he does. Selfies have Jesus and Colonel Sanders, also Vladimir Lenin

That would be a terrible moment, jesus on the cross with a phone in his hand. How rude of him to focus on something else instead of those who are killing him

But he's taking a selfie

[Liberonscien]

what is a mantis shrimp???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

Guys, remind me to never, EVER cross LG.

[Hladgos]

If we were made in god's image, who took the picture?
#doesgodtakeselfies?

Who else has the ingenuity to create the duckface than the Almighty himself?

If god made swag, I am more than happy to travel to oblivion rather than heaven. I don't want to see that kind of culture, and that much of everyone's boxers.

[Lordieth]

Bitch ass hoe nigga nigga nigga nigga!

^Except for Eminem, rap tends to sound like that

You clearly don't actually listen to rap then, do you.

Nicki Minaj did a song recently which pretty much went exactly like that.

[Thafoo]

Please stop talking.

I'm typing not talking

Please change your password to 2i4u32239023ur23joij2f23ijoiwjlknklnf and log out.

[Gallade]

We were shaped in God's image. Yea, it is truly divine to occasionally eat a small part of your tongue or inner cheek. It is sacred to choke on your own spit. It is holy to throw up a little in your mouth for no apparent reason once or twice a year.

I bit on my inner cheek not ten minutes ago, I chew too much gum,

Stop being a Californian Valley Girl. Your tongue will live longer.

[Hladgos]

That would be a terrible moment, jesus on the cross with a phone in his hand. How rude of him to focus on something else instead of those who are killing him

But he's taking a selfie

I don't take selfies because I have a higher moral standard than jeezus.

[The Russian Imperial Republic]

I'm typing not talking

Please change your password to 2i4u32239023ur23joij2f23ijoiwjlknklnf and log out.

Nyet.

[Liberonscien]

I tried once and bit my tongue. It hurt

Humans in their present state truly are the pinnacle of intelligence.

Humans are rather stupid. But oddly charming as well.

[Pilotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

Guys, remind me to never, EVER cross LG.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

[Hladgos]

I'm typing not talking

Please change your password to 2i4u32239023ur23joij2f23ijoiwjlknklnf and log out.

copy/paste would render that method inneffective

[Liberonscien]

Humans in their present state truly are the pinnacle of intelligence.

We were shaped in God's image. Yea, it is truly divine to occasionally eat a small part of your tongue or inner cheek. It is sacred to choke on your own spit. It is holy to throw up a little in your mouth for no apparent reason once or twice a year.

Also divine to start choking for no reason.

[DesAnges]

You clearly don't actually listen to rap then, do you.

Nicki Minaj did a song recently which pretty much went exactly like that.

On the rare occasion she makes an effort, she's actually quite good. See her verse in Kanye West's Monster, for example.

[The United States of Arms]

*tired*

[Lordieth]

I bit on my inner cheek not ten minutes ago, I chew too much gum,

Stop being a Californian Valley Girl. Your tongue will live longer.

I enjoy masticating, what can I say.

[Esternial]

Bitch ass hoe nigga nigga nigga nigga!

^Except for Eminem, rap tends to sound like that

You clearly don't actually listen to rap then, do you.

Obviously not the good kind.

[Gallade]

Stop being a Californian Valley Girl. Your tongue will live longer.

I enjoy masticating, what can I say.

We'll have to organize a trip to Willy Wonka's factory for you.

[Liberonscien]

Guys, remind me to never, EVER cross LG.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

Also, another reason why never to cross LG. That video said that clowns are the evolved form of the Mantis Shrimp. The oatmeal says that they are being studied to make body armor. That evolved has got to be indestructible. You don't attack something indestructible unless you want to have a bad existence.