TET: Now With Mantis Shrimp!

[Immoren]

Drink of gods. You blasphemer.

That, sir, would be a 50 year old single malt.

Whiskey is too young of a drink for that.

[Gallade]

Why they allowed the product on the market with that huge a flaw is beyond me. There should have at least been a little hazard logo.

Ah well. At least I kept my hand.

Pity. Scars and missing digits just scream "dangerous".

[Kannap]

Hello one and all, how is everybody this evening?

Doing good, just ate the best lunch of my life.

How are you doing?

Pretty well I guess, minus being angry that Amazon failed to have my book delivered to my house today.

[Totally Not Leningrad Union]

Assigned to Anu, to heed his instructions,
Three hundred in the heavens he stationed as a guard;
the ways of Earth to define from the Heaven;
And on Earth,
Six hundred he made reside.
After he all their instructions had ordered,
to the Anunnaki of Heaven and of Earth
he allotted their assignments.

[DesAnges]

Case in point? ^^^

Whaa? Me?

I counted up 3, that should have made it to Arms.

[Lordieth]

Ah well. At least I kept my hand.

Pity. Scars and missing digits just scream "dangerous".

I have a few small scars. Not from knife fights or bullet wounds though I'm afraid.

[Thafoo]

Whaa? Me?

I counted up 3, that should have made it to Arms.

In that case?

Yes. That was entirely the case in point.

[Gallade]

Pity. Scars and missing digits just scream "dangerous".

I have a few small scars. Not from knife fights or bullet wounds though I'm afraid.

Oh, boo. But you're meant to be a wild stallion for me to tame.

[DesAnges]

I counted up 3, that should have made it to Arms.

In that case?

Yes. That was entirely the case in point.

No. No cases.

[The United States of Arms]

In that case?

Yes. That was entirely the case in point.

No. No cases.

why did you change your flag?

[Thafoo]

In that case?

Yes. That was entirely the case in point.

No. No cases.

[DesAnges]

No. No cases.

why did you change your flag?

Overexposure to my visage has been known to drive woman insane.

Poor women I don't mean to look that bad.

[The United States of Arms]

why did you change your flag?

Overexposure to my visage has been known to drive woman insane.

Poor women I don't mean to look that bad.

oh.

[Immoren]

No. No cases.

why did you change your flag?

Because rincewind is best worst wizard.
Or was it worst worst?

[DesAnges]

Overexposure to my visage has been known to drive woman insane.

Poor women I don't mean to look that bad.

oh.

Also because if Ethel keeps saying Ook, that means he is the Librarian which means I have to be Rincewind. Or Ponder.

I'd rather be Rincewind.

[The United States of Arms]

why did you change your flag?

Because rincewind is best worst wizard.
Or was it worst worst?

I was just asking 'cause........nevermind

[Lordieth]

I have a few small scars. Not from knife fights or bullet wounds though I'm afraid.

Oh, boo. But you're meant to be a wild stallion for me to tame.

I express my manliness in other ways. Like lifting big heavy things.

[Thafoo]

Oh, boo. But you're meant to be a wild stallion for me to tame.

I express my manliness in other ways. Like lifting big heavy things.

And posting pictures of you doing such.

[Gallade]

Oh, boo. But you're meant to be a wild stallion for me to tame.

I express my manliness in other ways. Like lifting big heavy things.

The space under the fridge does want cleaning, I suppose.

[Kannap]

I could be reading Robert's Rules of Order Newly Revised, 11th Edition right now if Amazon wasn't a jerk.

[Big Jim P]

oh.

Also because if Ethel keeps saying Ook, that means he is the Librarian which means I have to be Rincewind. Or Ponder.

I'd rather be Rincewind.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

This is the internet. It doesn't matter if you're truthful or not as long as you're interesting and do your research. *nod*

for some reason i read that in some angry german accent

Weird. Funny, but weird.

[Totally Not Leningrad Union]

for some reason i read that in some angry german accent

Weird. Funny, but weird.

I'm going to record me reading beautiful German poetry in a really angry voice sounding like Hitler.

[Immoren]

Also because if Ethel keeps saying Ook, that means he is the Librarian which means I have to be Rincewind. Or Ponder.

I'd rather be Rincewind.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

Weatherwax?

[Thafoo]

for some reason i read that in some angry german accent

Weird. Funny, but weird.

THIS IS HERR INTERNET. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE WAHRHEITSGEMÄß OR NOT AS LONG AS YOU'RE INTERESSANT AND HEIL VIOLET. SCHNELL! ICH BIN EIN LUNATIC.