The Dating thread

by **Kiruri** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:17 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.

How do you two (referring to you and Div) find boobs attractive? They're just large benign tumours hanging off the chest if you ask me. .__.

I like pecs (? pectorales in spanish), they're kind of like boobies :lol:

by **Olthar** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:18 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:Maybe he's in the closet, and his girlfriend is a beard.

Based on the picture he posted on FB from his shower.. I doubt it.

Classic overcompensation.

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:18 am

Thafoo wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Based on the picture he posted on FB from his shower.. I doubt it.

"That Republican senator is opposed to LGBT rights legislation, so I strongly doubt he is a homosexual."

Generally true. And generally guys that only date girls and talk about fucking them in the shower are generally not homosexuals.

Crazy, I know, but not everyone is a closet homosexual ready to burst out and make out with you, Tofu.

by **Olthar** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:19 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:They're beautiful mounds of flesh, so perfect and round and squishy.

They're weird globbythings. God probably used a lumpy ice cream scoop to blop some fat on and sort of seal it up with some skin. .__.

They're beautiful wierd globbythings. And they're squishy. :3

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:19 am

Kiruri wrote:
Thafoo wrote:How do you two (referring to you and Div) find boobs attractive? They're just large benign tumours hanging off the chest if you ask me. .__.

I like pecs (? pectorales in spanish), they're kind of like boobies

Pecs are the perfect size, usually. And they're firm. I like firm.

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:"That Republican senator is opposed to LGBT rights legislation, so I strongly doubt he is a homosexual."

Generally true. And generally guys that only date girls and talk about fucking them in the shower are generally not homosexuals.

Crazy, I know, but not everyone is a closet homosexual ready to burst out and make out with you, Tofu.

I would not want to make out with the very, very large majority of those GOP congressmen.

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:19 am

Thafoo wrote:
Kiruri wrote:I like pecs (? pectorales in spanish), they're kind of like boobies

Pecs are the perfect size, usually. And they're firm. I like firm.
Divair2 wrote:Generally true. And generally guys that only date girls and talk about fucking them in the shower are generally not homosexuals.

Crazy, I know, but not everyone is a closet homosexual ready to burst out and make out with you, Tofu.

I would not want to make out with the very, very large majority of those GOP congressmen.

Good choice.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:20 am

Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:They're weird globbythings. God probably used a lumpy ice cream scoop to blop some fat on and sort of seal it up with some skin. .__.

They're beautiful wierd globbythings. And they're squishy. :3

Now imagine that they were made by an intoxicated god using a lumpy, rusty ice cream scoop.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:21 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Pecs are the perfect size, usually. And they're firm. I like firm.

I would not want to make out with the very, very large majority of those GOP congressmen.

Good choice.

Yes, pecs are a very good choice. I wish you enjoyed them at the same level that I do.

by **Olthar** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:21 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:They're beautiful wierd globbythings. And they're squishy. :3

Now imagine that they were made by an intoxicated god using a lumpy, rusty ice cream scoop.

There is no god.

by **Kiruri** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:21 am

Thafoo wrote:
Kiruri wrote:I like pecs (? pectorales in spanish), they're kind of like boobies

Pecs are the perfect size, usually. And they're firm. I like firm.

I agree, and me too!

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:23 am

Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Now imagine that they were made by an intoxicated god using a lumpy, rusty ice cream scoop.

There is no god.

You have no imagination. They never would have been able to make The Bible without an active imagination, and look at how many copies that book sold!

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:24 am

Thafoo wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Good choice.

Yes, pecs are a very good choice. I wish you enjoyed them at the same level that I do.

No.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:25 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Yes, pecs are a very good choice. I wish you enjoyed them at the same level that I do.

No.

You would probably be a neat bisexual.

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:25 am

Thafoo wrote:
Divair2 wrote:No.

You would probably be a neat bisexual.

No.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:26 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:You would probably be a neat bisexual.

No.

You'd still be able to love Statt as a bisexual! I was thinking of you, man! D:

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:26 am

Thafoo wrote:
Divair2 wrote:No.

You'd still be able to love Statt as a bisexual! I was thinking of you, man! D:

I know you were thinking of me. That's the disturbing part.

by **Kiruri** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:26 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:You would probably be a neat bisexual.

No.

Join the team, Mr. :twisted:

You'll enjoy it, I promise

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:28 am

Kiruri wrote:
Divair2 wrote:No.

Join the team, Mr.
You'll enjoy it, I promise

No.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:28 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:You'd still be able to love Statt as a bisexual! I was thinking of you, man! D:

I know you were thinking of me. That's the disturbing part.

Several months' worth of Steam Chat should have disturbed you enough.

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:29 am

Thafoo wrote:
Divair2 wrote:I know you were thinking of me. That's the disturbing part.

Several months' worth of Steam Chat should have disturbed you enough.

Yes.. It was disturbing. Now you log on once every two months and play Cities in Motion. Not so disturbing.

by **Olthar** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:31 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:There is no god.

You have no imagination. They never would have been able to make The Bible without an active imagination, and look at how many copies that book sold!

Too bad they didn't have the intelligence to copyright it.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:34 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Several months' worth of Steam Chat should have disturbed you enough.

Yes.. It was disturbing. Now you log on once every two months and play Cities in Motion. Not so disturbing.

I've been active again because the Prison Architect and KSP updates that just came out are lovely and more fun than the last things.

by **Divair2** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:35 am

Thafoo wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Yes.. It was disturbing. Now you log on once every two months and play Cities in Motion. Not so disturbing.

I've been active again because the Prison Architect and KSP updates that just came out are lovely and more fun than the last things.

He says while not being on Steam.

by **Thafoo** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:35 am

Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:You have no imagination. They never would have been able to make The Bible without an active imagination, and look at how many copies that book sold!

Too bad they didn't have the intelligence to copyright it.

That just paved the way to exponentially more successful Bible Fanfics.

You wouldn't believe all the stuff Jesus has done to people of every gender affiliation, sex, etc.

by **Altito Asmoro** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:47 pm

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