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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:06 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:You're not a girl, and you're not touching me with girl parts.

Or am I?

I would know if I was being touched with girl parts.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:06 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:You're not a girl, and you're not touching me with girl parts.

Or am I?


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Postby Divair2 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:06 am

Olthar wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Or am I?

I would know if I was being touched with girl parts.

Or would you?
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:07 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:I would know if I was being touched with girl parts.

Or would you?

Yes.
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:07 am

Olthar wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Or would you?

Yes.

...Would you?
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:08 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:Yes.

...Would you?

Yes.
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:08 am

I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.
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Postby Kiruri » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:09 am

Thafoo wrote:I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.

or Jesus
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:09 am

Thafoo wrote:I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.

I'm not talking about hair. >_>
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:10 am

Kiruri wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.

or Jesus

Or a woman.
Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.

I'm not talking about hair. >_>

I was.
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Postby Divair2 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:11 am

Thafoo wrote:I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.

Hasn't happened to me yet. Actually, one guy complimented me and said that I pull it off very well and it looks manly. A bit strange at the time, but it's the thought that counts.
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Postby Kiruri » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:11 am

Thafoo wrote:
Kiruri wrote:or Jesus

Or a woman.

But only from the back :p
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:12 am

Thafoo wrote:
Kiruri wrote:or Jesus

Or a woman.
Olthar wrote:I'm not talking about hair. >_>

I was.

I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.
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Postby Divair2 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:13 am

Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Or a woman.

I was.

I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.

Fat guys can provide that.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:13 am

Divair2 wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I dunno, Olthar. Div's hair would certainly fool quite a few people into thinking he is of the opposite sex.

Hasn't happened to me yet. Actually, one guy complimented me and said that I pull it off very well and it looks manly. A bit strange at the time, but it's the thought that counts.

Maybe he was hitting on you.
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:13 am

Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:Or a woman.

I was.

I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.

How do you two (referring to you and Div) find boobs attractive? They're just large benign tumours hanging off the chest if you ask me. .__.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:13 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.

Fat guys can provide that.

D':
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Postby Divair2 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:13 am

Olthar wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Hasn't happened to me yet. Actually, one guy complimented me and said that I pull it off very well and it looks manly. A bit strange at the time, but it's the thought that counts.

Maybe he was hitting on you.

Considering he has a girlfriend and he's heterosexual, I find that unlikely. He's just strange. He'll often walk into a room and shout "PUSSY!"
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Postby Divair2 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:14 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.

How do you two (referring to you and Div) find boobs attractive? They're just large benign tumours hanging off the chest if you ask me. .__.

Squishy squishy.
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:14 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:Maybe he was hitting on you.

Considering he has a girlfriend and he's heterosexual, I find that unlikely.

That doesn't negate the possibility.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:15 am

Thafoo wrote:
Olthar wrote:I don't have a hair fetish. I'd rather be touched by boobs.

How do you two (referring to you and Div) find boobs attractive? They're just large benign tumours hanging off the chest if you ask me. .__.

They're beautiful mounds of flesh, so perfect and round and squishy.
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Postby Olthar » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:16 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:Maybe he was hitting on you.

Considering he has a girlfriend and he's heterosexual, I find that unlikely. He's just strange. He'll often walk into a room and shout "PUSSY!"

Maybe he's in the closet, and his girlfriend is a beard. ;)
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Postby Divair2 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:16 am

Olthar wrote:
Divair2 wrote:Considering he has a girlfriend and he's heterosexual, I find that unlikely. He's just strange. He'll often walk into a room and shout "PUSSY!"

Maybe he's in the closet, and his girlfriend is a beard. ;)

Based on the picture he posted on FB from his shower.. I doubt it.
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:16 am

Olthar wrote:
Thafoo wrote:How do you two (referring to you and Div) find boobs attractive? They're just large benign tumours hanging off the chest if you ask me. .__.

They're beautiful mounds of flesh, so perfect and round and squishy.

They're weird globbythings. God probably used a lumpy ice cream scoop to blop some fat on and sort of seal it up with some skin. .__.
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Postby Thafoo » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:17 am

Divair2 wrote:
Olthar wrote:Maybe he's in the closet, and his girlfriend is a beard. ;)

Based on the picture he posted on FB from his shower.. I doubt it.

"That Republican senator is opposed to LGBT rights legislation, so I strongly doubt he is a homosexual."
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