Because it's illegal for one, and if you son was being fucked by two girls, you wouldn't hit either girl, would you?
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by Viritica » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:42 pm

by Senkaku » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:43 pm
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'd like to point out that I'm 41 and I've been married to my wife for ten years now. I love inappropriate nudity and many of the fun times in my youth involve streaking, or other similar activities. Admittedly, somewhere in the last few years it started getting 'creepy' so I have started to refrain from chasing squirrels around the house in the buff. Some people just wouldn't understand.
Still despite all that, I have yet to be caught naked with my wife in front of her father. Why? Because even at 41, I'd expect to get my ass kicked

by The DG Elves » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:43 pm
Kratu wrote:The DG Elves wrote:And that is why if a teenager doesn't understand reason then you get your belt and hit him with it! Because either 2 ways would have to work eventually... if he behaves like a dog, then you beat him like a dog, it's that simple!
Like any animal, when you make him fear you he'll show respect!
The point is that you could make him respect you without resorting to violence or at least prevent negative things from coming from them having sex.

by The DG Elves » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:44 pm

by Orvius » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:44 pm
Divair2 wrote:Do you actually think women are fertile the entire time? Do you know nothing about female anatomy?

by Keyboard Warriors » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:44 pm
Viritica wrote:Keyboard Warriors wrote:I do find it a little creepy that you care so much about your daughter's sex life and romantic interests you'd actively seek out where she was having sex and drag any potential partners away. If you want to call me a pussy because I don't want to be an overbearing control freak who's determined to have free rule over the lives of my offspring, that's a fair trade. If the petty insults are the best you have, well, I suppose we can only try our hardest at the end of the day.
This is possibly the worst attempt at trolling I've seen, lol.
You see, I have no problem with her having a sex life.
But I draw the line if she has sex in my house... In my shower. If you're the type of freak to let that happen then go ahead, be my guest.
Don't expect the kid to have any shred of respect for you if you're too scared to actually say something.

by Geilinor » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:44 pm
The DG Elves wrote:Kratu wrote:The point is that you could make him respect you without resorting to violence or at least prevent negative things from coming from them having sex.
Until we find an effective way to truly educate our kids on safe sex I don't really see why you can't beat him it has worked in some cases (maybe not all but some) in the past so I don't see why the practice should be banned...

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by Kelinfort » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:45 pm

by New Terricon » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:45 pm

by Divair2 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:46 pm
Orvius wrote:Divair2 wrote:Do you actually think women are fertile the entire time? Do you know nothing about female anatomy?
If pregnancy is somehow as rare as you think it is, then how do you explain the insanely high teen pregnancy rates? Is it just a freak coincidence?
...That happens year, after year, after year?...

by Fumonoxii » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:47 pm

by The DG Elves » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:47 pm
Geilinor wrote:The DG Elves wrote:
Until we find an effective way to truly educate our kids on safe sex I don't really see why you can't beat him it has worked in some cases (maybe not all but some) in the past so I don't see why the practice should be banned...
"The practice"? Beating people up is a "practice"?

by Orvius » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:47 pm
Divair2 wrote:I assume you mean in the US, which is the major developed country with shit sex education. Kids fuck all the time, throughout the month. This covers the woman's cycle. Engaging in sex on any given day does not result in a 98% success rate.


by Viritica » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:48 pm
Keyboard Warriors wrote:Viritica wrote:You see, I have no problem with her having a sex life.
But I draw the line if she has sex in my house... In my shower. If you're the type of freak to let that happen then go ahead, be my guest.
Yeah, beating the shit out of a teenager seems an appropriate response to someone defiling your shower and certainly won't drive a rift between you and your daughter.
I bet you wouldn't treat your son's girlfriends like that though.Don't expect the kid to have any shred of respect for you if you're too scared to actually say something.
And don't expect the state to have any shred of mercy on you if you beat up kids to prove a point.

by Kelinfort » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:48 pm
The DG Elves wrote:Geilinor wrote:"The practice"? Beating people up is a "practice"?
Beating *KIDS* has been a practice (and not that long ago) in many countries (including Western countries).
So unless you can offer a better solution which actually works, I'd continue hitting and slapping them... now if you gave me an 100% effective method I'd stop of course, but since I've yet to read of such I'll stick with the old ways.

by Duuuude Im Stoned » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:48 pm
I though it would end when we established that he had no legal grounds to hit that poor guy who was having a sensual shower with his stepdaughter 

by Senkaku » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:49 pm
The DG Elves wrote:Geilinor wrote:"The practice"? Beating people up is a "practice"?
Beating *KIDS* has been a practice (and not that long ago) in many countries (including Western countries).
So unless you can offer a better solution which actually works, I'd continue hitting and slapping them... now if you gave me an 100% effective method I'd stop of course, but since I've yet to read of such I'll stick with the old ways.

by Divair2 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:49 pm
Orvius wrote:Divair2 wrote:I assume you mean in the US, which is the major developed country with shit sex education. Kids fuck all the time, throughout the month. This covers the woman's cycle. Engaging in sex on any given day does not result in a 98% success rate.
You should still wrap your willie.


by Orvius » Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:50 pm
Duuuude Im Stoned wrote:Dang this is still going on!?I though it would end when we established that he had no legal grounds to hit that poor guy who was having a sensual shower with his stepdaughter
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