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Putin Annexes More Land!

Postby Shofercia » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:48 pm

Or water :P

http://rt.com/news/okhotsk-sea-shelf-russia-038/
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A UN maritime commission has confirmed that 52,000 square kilometers in the middle of the Sea of Okhotsk in the Far East is now Russian continental shelf, opening the way for massive oil and gas exploration. The enclave in the middle of the Okhotsk Sea has been recognized as part of Russia’s continental shelf in accordance with the UN Maritime Convention of 1982. So far the zone lay outside Russian jurisdiction because a part of the sea was not covered by the 200 nautical mile zone internationally recognized as area of exclusive economic interest. “This event has effectively taken place,” Russian Minister of Natural Resources and Environment Sergey Donskoy told journalists, stressing that the UN Commission on the Limits of the Continental Shelf had made a “unanimous decision" which is "unconditional and has no retroactive effect.”

The minister said that from now on Russian laws are applied to all natural resources under the Okhotsk seabed. The new enclave that has been integrated into Russia is comparable to a territory of a European state like Switzerland, Netherlands or Slovakia. The original application for the Okhotsk shelf was filed to the UN in 2001. In November 2013, when the UN agreed with arguments presented by Russia that 52,000 square kilometers of the Sea of Okhotsk, which borders Japan, is part of the country’s continental shelf, the Natural Resources and Environment Ministry described the enclave as a “real Ali Baba’s cave” since it has “plentiful precious minerals and natural resources.”


So, NSG, thoughts?

I think it's a good thing, as long as a good chunk of the money is going to be used to develop the Russian Far East. The area needs development funds, and this could be the ideal provider. On the other hand, I'm a bit apprehensive about environmental concerns.
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Postby Gauthier » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:50 pm

Did the Sea of Okhotsk vote to join the Russian Federation?
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Postby Shofercia » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:51 pm

Gauthier wrote:Did the Sea of Okhotsk vote to join the Russian Federation?


The Russian self defense forces kept it under protection from being overfished, so they were persuaded to join :P
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:54 pm

This is worse than when Caligula annexed the entire ocean.
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Postby Shofercia » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:54 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:This is worse than when Caligula annexed the entire ocean.


You haven't heard of the Poseidon rebellion? :P
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Postby Lyttenburgh » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:55 pm

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:56 pm

I feel the sovereignty of the local fish population must be recognised.
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Postby Stovokor » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:57 pm

Shofercia wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:This is worse than when Caligula annexed the entire ocean.


You haven't heard of the Poseidon rebellion? :P


Yeah but did little boots build a massive boat to row it to death?
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Postby Shofercia » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:58 pm

Stovokor wrote:
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You haven't heard of the Poseidon rebellion? :P


Yeah but did little boots build a massive boat to row it to death?


If you fought for Poseidon, you need not have rowed! He allegedly cheated :P
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Postby Verdum » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:58 pm

:rofl:
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Postby Gran Uruguay » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:58 pm

I seriously hope that the US doesn't get all angry and join other country's business and start a huge war, or, at least, another Cold War.
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Postby Funf » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:58 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel the sovereignty of the local fish population must be recognised.


Agreed.

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Postby West Afrika » Sat Mar 15, 2014 5:59 pm

How dare Putin infringe on the rights of the sea creatures of the Ohtosk Sea! America, rev your tanks!
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Postby Shofercia » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:00 pm

Funf wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I feel the sovereignty of the local fish population must be recognised.


Agreed.


The Autonomous Okrug of Fishistan?
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Postby Stormhound » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:00 pm

Verdum wrote::rofl:
He has whipped the sea into submission like many great Emperors before him!


Mr. Putin is certaily an interesting man.

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Postby East Ormania » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:02 pm

This is treated as another business completely different than that of Crimea. 'Murica hasn't yet converged Aircraft Carriers or Missile Destroyers in that area, and apparently are pretty much okay with it, compared to their response to the situation in Crimea.

I believe everyone is doing everything in their power to divert the attention from what's happening there.
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Shofercia wrote:
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Agreed.


The Autonomous Okrug of Fishistan?


Don't worry, they won't ask for their nukes back. Russia's probably dumped some in there anyway.
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Postby The North Polish Union » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:02 pm

This is horrible, Okhotsk was part of Poland first! :p
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:02 pm

Shofercia wrote:
Funf wrote:
Agreed.


The Autonomous Okrug of Fishistan?

Sure.

But we're all aware of the conflicts between the Jewish Autonomous Oblast and the unrecognised nation of Fishistan, I'm sure.
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Postby Shofercia » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:06 pm

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The Autonomous Okrug of Fishistan?

Sure.

But we're all aware of the conflicts between the Jewish Autonomous Oblast and the unrecognised nation of Fishistan, I'm sure.


Hmm, is there a conflict? Sounds fishy :P
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Postby Costa Fierro » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:14 pm

Shofercia wrote:I think it's a good thing, as long as a good chunk of the money is going to be used to develop the Russian Far East. The area needs development funds, and this could be the ideal provider. On the other hand, I'm a bit apprehensive about environmental concerns.


Vladivostok is quite the boom town I hear, but it appears to be the only place there. To be honest, I'd also be quite concerned about the environment there as there are some very pretty places in eastern Russia on the Pacific coast that could be severely affected by environmental damage, not to mention issues arising with oil exploration and possible drilling in an area well known for seismic activity. If an oil spill occurred there, it wouldn't be the only country to be potentially affected by a major oil spill.
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Postby Whiteshore » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:16 pm

Never knew Vladimir Putin was a 21st Century Caligula(the part about him declaring war on the sea).
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Postby The Scientific States » Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:18 pm

Because this is totally equivalent to annexing Crimea. :p
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