Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 12:01 pm
All this reminds me of is that one Horrible Histories book that said Inca women washed their hair in pee to attract a man.
Because sometimes even national leaders just want to hang out
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Divair wrote:Soldati senza confini wrote:
I would not think that in their youth they were over-exaggerated.
I mean, Charlotte Bronte's descriptions are convincing enough to want to go back in time and shag her.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... Bronte.jpg
You and I have different tastes.
Mirkana wrote:This is just an excuse for you to sleep with lots of hot Inca women.
Soldati senza confini wrote:
She's fine enough for a one-night stand.
I am not sure I would prefer her for a relationship though (which isn't the point of time travel in the first place. I mean, who would want to be stuck in 19th century England or in a relationship with a potential ancestor? Although make sure you carry a lot of condoms and whatnot with you to the past, you'll need them.)
Reploid Productions wrote:
Well, with sufficient time-management skills, maybe some spreadsheets or a database to keep track of the numbers... I'm sure it could be done, but it'd take an awful lot of time given the equipment involved has a biologically-enforced cooldown period.
Reploid Productions wrote:
Well, with sufficient time-management skills, maybe some spreadsheets or a database to keep track of the numbers... I'm sure it could be done, but it'd take an awful lot of time given the equipment involved has a biologically-enforced cooldown period.
Tagmatium wrote:Reploid Productions wrote:Well, with sufficient time-management skills, maybe some spreadsheets or a database to keep track of the numbers... I'm sure it could be done, but it'd take an awful lot of time given the equipment involved has a biologically-enforced cooldown period.
Time.
Machine.
It's a magical solution to all of these problems.
Farnhamia wrote:Soldati senza confini wrote:
She's fine enough for a one-night stand.
I am not sure I would prefer her for a relationship though (which isn't the point of time travel in the first place. I mean, who would want to be stuck in 19th century England or in a relationship with a potential ancestor? Although make sure you carry a lot of condoms and whatnot with you to the past, you'll need them.)
Charlotte had a lovely smile but that family ... *shudders* Miss Austen was much livelier, an excellent dancer. I rather liked Miss Evans, George Eliot, that is. Mrs. Carlyle was a true character, though not unlikeable. Mr. Butler said, "It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another, and so make only two people miserable and not four."
Soldati senza confini wrote:Farnhamia wrote:Charlotte had a lovely smile but that family ... *shudders* Miss Austen was much livelier, an excellent dancer. I rather liked Miss Evans, George Eliot, that is. Mrs. Carlyle was a true character, though not unlikeable. Mr. Butler said, "It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another, and so make only two people miserable and not four."
You sure were social back then.
Tagmatium wrote:Reploid Productions wrote:Well, with sufficient time-management skills, maybe some spreadsheets or a database to keep track of the numbers... I'm sure it could be done, but it'd take an awful lot of time given the equipment involved has a biologically-enforced cooldown period.
Time.
Machine.
It's a magical solution to all of these problems.
Dakran wrote:
If you use the time machine to wait for the cool down to end where would you go? If you go to the time before you shag the one person only to do another person would that not cause a paradox since there's more than one of you in that part of time? And if it repeats tht would tear apart the universe and THEN where would we be?
Farnhamia wrote:Dakran wrote:If you use the time machine to wait for the cool down to end where would you go? If you go to the time before you shag the one person only to do another person would that not cause a paradox since there's more than one of you in that part of time? And if it repeats tht would tear apart the universe and THEN where would we be?
Hmmm ... the universe would be filled with eternally tumescent men, all of whom look the same. Not a good image, no.
Dakran wrote:
If you use the time machine to wait for the cool down to end where would you go? If you go to the time before you shag the one person only to do another person would that not cause a paradox since there's more than one of you in that part of time? And if it repeats tht would tear apart the universe and THEN where would we be?
Liberonscien wrote:Intelligence however... And alcohol enhances all the good and minimizes the bad...
Tagmatium wrote:Liberonscien wrote:I don't get turned on by power.
Personally, I don't know - I've never been in the position where I might have power, nor do I know anyone who might be considered "powerful".
Well, bar superiors at work.Liberonscien wrote:Intelligence however... And alcohol enhances all the good and minimizes the bad...
I like the cut of your jib!