UK general election poll

[The Joseon Dynasty]

>No BNP on the poll

Blatant bias is blatant.

The only party making Britain British again. I shed a single British tear for this poll.

[The Matthew Islands]

Probably Conservative. I live in a Labour safe seat so it don't matter really.

[Mad Jack]

The right is only at 36%.

Alright fine NS huge lean to the left... But it'll work out Us conservatives must be working and not on the benefit...

JOKES BEFORE WWIII STARTS

You may say it's a joke, but it's that type of attitude that makes the Tories toxic in the north, midlands, Scotland and Wales.

[Alf Landon]

Alright fine NS huge lean to the left... But it'll work out Us conservatives must be working and not on the benefit...

JOKES BEFORE WWIII STARTS

You may say it's a joke, but it's that type of attitude that makes the Tories toxic in the north, midlands, Scotland and Wales.

Meh, Wales and the Midlands is abit of a stretch. The Conservatives still managed to gain a good number of seats. Nevertheless, they are indeed most certainly toxic in the North and in Scotland.

[L Ron Cupboard]

Alright fine NS huge lean to the left... But it'll work out Us conservatives must be working and not on the benefit...

JOKES BEFORE WWIII STARTS

You may say it's a joke, but it's that type of attitude that makes the Tories toxic in the north, midlands, Scotland and Wales.

It is the Tories past behaviour and their policies that make them toxic in the north - if people don't vote for a party it is the party's fault not the voters.

[Alf Landon]

I would not be voting, as there isn't a party that is saying what I want to hear.

Without trying to sound like I'm preaching, there were countless parties competing in the last general election, and there will be countless still competing in 2015. Whilst some constituencies will have more parties on offer than others, I can't really believe that there isn't one single party that broadly mirrors your own views.

[L Ron Cupboard]

I would not be voting, as there isn't a party that is saying what I want to hear.

Without trying to sound like I'm preaching, there were countless parties competing in the last general election, and there will be countless still competing in 2015. Whilst some constituencies will have more parties on offer than others, I can't really believe that there isn't one single party that broadly mirrors your own views.

The Liberal Democrats are the closest, but I will not vote for them while they are propping up Cameron's government.

[Socialist Tera]

I'm not British but if I could vote it would be: British Socialist Workers Party. Workers of the world unite!

[The Nihilistic view]

I'm not British but if I could vote it would be: British Socialist Workers Party. Worker of the world unite!

This is the problem with socialisum, it make's people work shy! I mean how are we supposed to provide for the entire worlds population with one worker?

[Socialist Tera]

I'm not British but if I could vote it would be: British Socialist Workers Party. Worker of the world unite!

This is the problem with socialisum, it make's people work shy! I mean how are we supposed to provide for the entire worlds population with one worker?

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. Good one, I didn't even notice it.

[Eurofasces]

I'm not British either, but the British National Party would receive my vote if I were.

[The Nihilistic view]

You may say it's a joke, but it's that type of attitude that makes the Tories toxic in the north, midlands, Scotland and Wales.

Meh, Wales and the Midlands is abit of a stretch. The Conservatives still managed to gain a good number of seats. Nevertheless, they are indeed most certainly toxic in the North and in Scotland.

There are large Tory area's in the north. It's in the cities they don't win. So it's a bit of a generalisation to say the entire north.

[Trotskylvania]

If you voted for the Lib Dems last time around, you got exactly what you deserved.

[Alf Landon]

Meh, Wales and the Midlands is abit of a stretch. The Conservatives still managed to gain a good number of seats. Nevertheless, they are indeed most certainly toxic in the North and in Scotland.

There are large Tory area's in the north. It's in the cities they don't win. So it's a bit of a generalisation to say the entire north.

Of course I wasn't suggesting the entire North, but it is most certainly fair to say that, overall, the Tories have a real brand problem in the North and in Scotland; a brand problem which most definitely extends outside the cities. To take an extreme example, the North-East has only two Conservative constituencies, and they're very much outnumbered in the North-West, and in Yorkshire and the Humber.

[The Nihilistic view]

There are large Tory area's in the north. It's in the cities they don't win. So it's a bit of a generalisation to say the entire north.

Of course I wasn't suggesting the entire North, but it is most certainly fair to say that, overall, the Tories have a real brand problem in the North and in Scotland. To take an extreme example, the North-East has only two Conservative constituencies, and they're very much outnumbered in the North-West, and in Yorkshire and the Humber.

To be honest they have never been strong up there. I think really there is no point trying to satisfy people that are not going to vote for you anyway, that will just lead one to lose voters that would.

[Alf Landon]

Of course I wasn't suggesting the entire North, but it is most certainly fair to say that, overall, the Tories have a real brand problem in the North and in Scotland. To take an extreme example, the North-East has only two Conservative constituencies, and they're very much outnumbered in the North-West, and in Yorkshire and the Humber.

To be honest they have never been strong up there. I think really there is no point trying to satisfy people that are not going to vote for you anyway, that will just lead one to lose voters that would.

Not true. In Scotland, the Conservatives used to be getting near half the seats even till the 1960s at least. They were certainly doing better then in the North as well. It was only when Thatcher came along that Conservative fortunes really plummeted in these areas, and even Conservatives concede as much.

[British Prussia]

Alright fine NS huge lean to the left... But it'll work out Us conservatives must be working and not on the benefit...

JOKES BEFORE WWIII STARTS

You may say it's a joke, but it's that type of attitude that makes the Tories toxic in the north, midlands, Scotland and Wales.

Well yeah. Hence the joke... Politics is like football... Whole lot of fighting and BS is churned out whichever side you're on

[Densaner]

I used to vote Labour. This time it depends on the result of the referendum in Scotland. In the unlikely event of a YES vote it will be SNP. If Scotland votes NO I might go for UKIP. Both parties are offering change of one degree or another, unlike lib/lab/con.

[Quintium]

UKIP!

[New Socialist South Africa]

Green Party, definitely Green Party.

[Forsakia]

You may say it's a joke, but it's that type of attitude that makes the Tories toxic in the north, midlands, Scotland and Wales.

Meh, Wales and the Midlands is abit of a stretch. The Conservatives still managed to gain a good number of seats. Nevertheless, they are indeed most certainly toxic in the North and in Scotland.

The Conservatives' main problem in Scotland is where there votes are rather than the numbers of them.

At the last GE they were pretty close behind both the SNP and the Lib Dems in total vote numbers, the votes were just too widely spread to get many seats.

[Priory Academy USSR]

If you voted for the Lib Dems last time around, you got exactly what you deserved.

What does someone deserve for voting for a centrist party with actually quite good policies?

[Forsakia]

I used to vote Labour. This time it depends on the result of the referendum in Scotland. In the unlikely event of a YES vote it will be SNP. If Scotland votes NO I might go for UKIP. Both parties are offering change of one degree or another, unlike lib/lab/con.

So either the pro-EU, pro-independence, somewhat leftish party, or the anti-EU anti-independence fairly rightish party?

That's an odd pairing.

[Mollary]

Well, I guess I'd have to vote Labour as I joined them and all. But, I'd probably tactically vote Lib Dem as my constituency split between Lib Dems and Tories.

[Quintium]

If you voted for the Lib Dems last time around, you got exactly what you deserved.

What does someone deserve for voting for a centrist party with actually quite good policies?

- Getting rid of nuclear weapons that currently act as a deterrent;
- Raising property taxes;
- Extending parental leave at the expense of businesses;
- An amnesty with British citizenship (a 'general pardon') for all illegal immigrants;
- A "strong and positive commitment to Europe";
- Putting limits on British companies selling chemicals abroad.

What am I reading, Labour's party programme?