Philippines Discussion Thread

by **Devernia** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:57 am

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Devernia wrote:Literally Hitler, OK

Hitler was cloned through a secret Nazi science program (Hitler died in 1945, Duterte was born in 1945) that somehow failed and grew a big nose, and now he's here

Duterte is obviously a Chinese android.

The real Duterte was murdered and replaced with the epitome of Chinese robotics shortly before the davao death squads began

The Philippines is actually a puppet government controlled by the Vatican, which explains the political power the Catholic Church has over the "secular" government

by **Pranovia** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 5:58 am

So has anybody here heard of the new version of Tokhang?
Clubhouse seminar you HAVE to attend, if noone from Unit X attends then the police will go to unit X to search for drugs.

by **Yugoslav Memes** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:02 am

Devernia wrote:
Yugoslav Memes wrote:Duterte is obviously a Chinese android.

The real Duterte was murdered and replaced with the epitome of Chinese robotics shortly before the davao death squads began

The Philippines is actually a puppet government controlled by the Vatican, which explains the political power the Catholic Church has over the "secular" government

what if all those theories were simultaneously true

this was the real reason why phil was shitty all along

by **Devernia** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:16 am

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Devernia wrote:The Philippines is actually a puppet government controlled by the Vatican, which explains the political power the Catholic Church has over the "secular" government

what if all those theories were simultaneously true

this was the real reason why phil was shitty all along

Coincidence? I think not.

*wears tinfoil hat*

by **Ashkera** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:18 am

The Republic of Pantalleria wrote:
Arachno-Satinism wrote:Duterte is increasingly getting more and more hilarious.

And to think, I'll be saying the same thing about President Trump this Christmas.

Some Trumpists like Duterte.

by **Asigna** » Sun Oct 02, 2016 6:54 pm

Nope, rather, Duterte is the fulfillment of my prophecies that is the Asigna canon, albeit very very distorted.

by **Victoriala II** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:30 am

I'd rather snort rock salt in public with the hopes of someone killing me then live in your fantasy idealizations of this country smh

by **Dahon** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:47 am

Victoriala II wrote:I'd rather snort rock salt in public with the hopes of someone killing me then live in your fantasy idealizations of this country smh

Same here. Progress at gunpoint? No thanks.

by **Asigna** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:51 am

*Begins to recite incantations to the spirits.*

by **Dahon** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:55 am

Asigna wrote:*Begins to recite incantations to the spirits.*

You're banking on the sort of progress that would make future generations gag and froth.

I'm so glad I don't like rearing kids.

by **Asigna** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:59 am

Dahon wrote:
Asigna wrote:*Begins to recite incantations to the spirits.*

You're banking on the sort of progress that would make future generations gag and froth.

I'm so glad I don't like rearing kids.

There's no point in arguing with me especially if one is firm in his perspective. I'm never going to be a politician anyway so there's no need to worry.

by **Devernia** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:39 am

perkele

by **Azenyanistan** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:47 am

I am feeling so angry and feel like I have lost my faith in humanity over the news that Rodrigo is making with his actions and words. Just sharing this. I have no more faith in my own country.

by **Ashkera** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:04 am

Azenyanistan wrote:I am feeling so angry and feel like I have lost my faith in humanity over the news that Rodrigo is making with his actions and words. Just sharing this. I have no more faith in my own country.

Things will change, in time.

Though I will start calling America the Democratic Republic of Eaglestan if the orange hair guy gets elected.

by **The Gamindustrian Union** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:45 am

Rodrigo Duterte begins to act like a dictator. Here are what I don't like about him:

1. He wants to defect from the American side and go to the Chinese side.
2. His actions are indirectly inflating the Peso.

Both of those are, in my book, BAD.

I know I might spew horse radish, but I really want to say this: THE 39% BETRAYED ME!!

by **Geilinor** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:57 am

The Gamindustrian Union wrote:Rodrigo Duterte begins to act like a dictator. Here are what I don't like about him:

1. He wants to defect from the American side and go to the Chinese side.
2. His actions are indirectly inflating the Peso.

Both of those are, in my book, BAD.

I know I might spew horse radish, but I really want to say this: THE 39% BETRAYED ME!!

This is why the Philippines should have a two-round system for presidential elections like France. So a minority can't give the people something they will eventually regret.

by **Dahon** » Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:54 pm

Ashkera wrote:Though I will start calling America the Democratic Republic of Eaglestan if the orange hair guy gets elected.

You mean the Duterte of the West?

by **Devernia** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:31 am

VIVA LA DUTERTE

REMOVE YELLOW FROM PREMISES

by **Asigna** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 3:50 am

Geilinor wrote:
The Gamindustrian Union wrote:Rodrigo Duterte begins to act like a dictator. Here are what I don't like about him:

1. He wants to defect from the American side and go to the Chinese side.
2. His actions are indirectly inflating the Peso.

Both of those are, in my book, BAD.

I know I might spew horse radish, but I really want to say this: THE 39% BETRAYED ME!!

This is why the Philippines should have a two-round system for presidential elections like France. So a minority can't give the people something they will eventually regret.

No. I endorse a pure Partisan system.

In which a country elects a parliament and the majority party elects a president.

That way, we have a president that could pass laws easily and the decision to choose a leader is based on shared principles amongst party or coalition members. The president rules uninterrupted for six years unless an impeachment is needed. Every six years, the congress has to choose a leader. HEED MY PROPOSAL OH HEAVENS.

by **Novus America** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:48 am

Dahon wrote:
Ashkera wrote:Though I will start calling America the Democratic Republic of Eaglestan if the orange hair guy gets elected.

You mean the Duterte of the West?

Trump is not Duterte. Trump also has a big mouth and also says stupid stuff, but unlike Duterte, Trump has no convictions or real beliefs in anything but self aggrandizement. He is an entitled egotistical playboy who delegates everything and mostly just wants to play golf and chase skirts. Mike Pence would be the De Facto US president.

by **The Posthuman Coalition** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:02 am

Novus America wrote:
Dahon wrote:
You mean the Duterte of the West?

Trump is not Duterte. Trump also has a big mouth and also says stupid stuff, but unlike Duterte, Trump has no convictions or real beliefs in anything but self aggrandizement. He is an entitled egotistical playboy who delegates everything and mostly just wants to play golf and chase skirts. Mike Pence would be the De Facto US president.

This guy may as well be the de-facto US pres.

or maybe him

by **Asigna** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:06 am

Novus America wrote:
Dahon wrote:
You mean the Duterte of the West?

Trump is not Duterte. Trump also has a big mouth and also says stupid stuff, but unlike Duterte, Trump has no convictions or real beliefs in anything but self aggrandizement. He is an entitled egotistical playboy who delegates everything and mostly just wants to play golf and chase skirts. Mike Pence would be the De Facto US president.

And unlike Trump, Duterte is not a schemer at all. He acts more on his own impulses, if the MBTI is to be invoked, he is an "S" type person. Trump is more of an "N" hence, he is able to see through the long term, although the man is using pretty overused tactic of demagoguery to appeal to the "masses" (although unfortunately for him, the US population is a much smarter flock than he thinks) without something to backup in battling or at least the educated and wise elite that guards the gates to the White house (top notch intellectuals, media men and others) into his favor. He has failed at his race to the White house. I can only be surprised if he has something in his sleeve to get a small margin to influence his victory at this point.

by **Novus America** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:08 am

The Posthuman Coalition wrote:
Novus America wrote:
Trump is not Duterte. Trump also has a big mouth and also says stupid stuff, but unlike Duterte, Trump has no convictions or real beliefs in anything but self aggrandizement. He is an entitled egotistical playboy who delegates everything and mostly just wants to play golf and chase skirts. Mike Pence would be the De Facto US president.

This guy may as well be the de-facto US pres.

or maybe him

Mike Pence is just a boring conservative.

by **The Posthuman Coalition** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:10 am

Novus America wrote:
The Posthuman Coalition wrote:
This guy may as well be the de-facto US pres.

or maybe him

Mike Pence is just a boring conservative.

#Underwood2016

by **Novus America** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:12 am

The Posthuman Coalition wrote:
Novus America wrote:
Mike Pence is just a boring conservative.

#Underwood2016

He is no Underwood either. Just your typical Conservative, not some brilliant madman.

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