We are the secular agenda.

[Allied Governments]

Where's the stuff about killing old people and sick people via euthanasia after we institute a universal health care system that forces people to live a healthy lifestyle by literally banning anything that an arbitrary committee deems unhealthy?

Also, where's the part about making it so that the government's laws and rulings can never be overturned in order to make it so that the government can't change or adapt to new situations? That's a really secular idea.

Shh, with time.

[Straughn]

Where's the part about eating priests?

Eating certain parts of them? That's in other groups.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

1. Increase tax rates to 100%
2. Use increased taxes to increase the size of government.
3. Create a whole bunch of useless and redundant departments in government that do nothing at all.
4. Create useless and redundant clone departments of every useful government department that actually does something.
5. Disband the useful government departments.
6. Have the people that were working at the useful departments work at new departments that are also redundant and useless.
7. Pass laws that make it illegal for the government to change it's mind on anything, so that society stagnates completely.
8. ???
9. PROFIT (Government Inefficiency)

[Straughn]

Where's the part about eating priests?

Eating certain parts of them? That's in other groups.

So how's the work on that editorial coming?

Logging in now. Screwing off like usual, as one would expect.
If that's not bad enough, TruTV's got Most Shocking: Lawless Ladies 2, and i have to necessarily review that. And Star Trek's on.
It takes a village, not a village idiot, you know.

[Straughn]

1. Increase tax rates to 100%
2. Use increased taxes to increase the size of government.
3. Create a whole bunch of useless and redundant departments in government that do nothing at all.
4. Create useless and redundant clone departments of every useful government department that actually does something.
5. Disband the useful government departments.
6. Have the people that were working at the useful departments work at new departments that are also redundant and useless.
7. Pass laws that make it illegal for the government to change it's mind on anything, so that society stagnates completely.
8. ???
9. PROFIT (Government Inefficiency)

Virtual government? Is this like promissory notes as currency, not being real but representing some other thing of value?
Shadow government? Figurehead?

[Straughn]

bump

Reproduction by Petri Dish? Does that mean masturbating with one? Or are we taking the fun out of it and leaving reproduction solely to cold and mechanical ends?
I was thinking we could do some genetic manipulation and increase the instance of parthenogenesis.
Hell, if everyone were bisexual and reproduced without anyone's help, or at least kinda like banana slugs do, then we'd have a much better level of control.
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-Oed

[Risottia]

OMG snail pr0n! Think of the children!

[Takaram]

Suggestion for the Penile system:
1. End the Death Penalty
2. Close all prisons.
3. ???
4. Profit

[Kobrania]

Suggestion for the Penile system:
1. End the Death Penalty
2. Close all prisons.
3. ???
4. Profit

Already done.

SECTION NINE: CRIME STUFF

1. Legalize victimless crimes that do not hurt the perpetrator or others.
2. End capital punishment.
3. Destroy the criminal justice system.
4. Legalize crime.
5. Kill the dissenters.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (All of the former prisons can be turned into brothels).

[Takaram]

Suggestion for the Penile system:
1. End the Death Penalty
2. Close all prisons.
3. ???
4. Profit

Already done.

Yeah, just saw that.

[Kobrania]

Suggestion for the Penile system:
1. End the Death Penalty
2. Close all prisons.
3. ???
4. Profit

Already done.

Kobrania, nice to see you.

Sorry I havent been on the site, I have a BIG project due in Tuesday.

[CanuckHeaven]

Forum!
Facebook!
Working on newsletter, contribute an editorial or something.

We control the media. We control what you think.

~~~~SNIP~~~~

Wow!! Heavy dose of Stalin with a side of Hitler.

Cut back on the mind altering drugs.

[CanuckHeaven]

Forum!
Facebook!
Working on newsletter, contribute an editorial or something.

We control the media. We control what you think.

~~~~SNIP~~~~

Wow!! Heavy dose of Stalin with a side of Hitler.

Cut back on the mind altering drugs.

It's satire. Are you going to contribute or are you just here to put down the crushing verdict?

No thanks....it is a terrible waste of bandwidth!!

[Roten]

1. Ban discrimination against gays.
2. Allow gay marriage.
3. Ban straight marriage.
4. Make everyone reproduce by Petri dish.
5. Ban straight sex.
6. Stone the straights.
7. ?????
8. PROFIT! (Due to reduced medical bills and birthrate.)

The real profit: no more human race. Which side consists of more people, I wonder? If stoning was the method, couldn't straights pick up more rocks if there are more of them?

SECTION TWO
1. Make discrimination against atheists illegal.
2. Outlaw religion.
3. Burn all holy books.
4. Make everyone deconvert by logical and rational debate.
5. Stone the more stubborn believers who believe on faith alone.
6. The professors will be spared if they can deconvert in time. They have priority in the deconversion services.
7. ?????
8. PROFIT! (Due to lack of ideological differences, indeed due to lack of religion at all, there will be fewer hate crimes.)

regarding 4: Rational, Logical debate produces believers. Pope Benedict could take anyone in an argument. I could take you in an argument about anything, based upon your inability to reason, displayed here.

regarding 8: weren't 2,3, and 5 all sanctioned hate crimes? And what about the biggest contributor of hate crimes, racism (or, since there are no humans in your GWO, was that solved)?

SECTION THREE
1. Legislate mandatory abortions for those who's babies are at serious risk for eventually and definitely fatal genetic disease.
2. Force donation of umbilical stem cells.
3. Make effective insta-abortion pills.
4. Make abortion mandatory if your income is under 500k a year.
5. Chop up the dead fetuses that result and serve them to poor people.
6. Kill the dissenters.
7. ?????
8. PROFIT! (Lower birth rate, easy abortions, world hunger solved)

Sure, kill all the poor people, then we wouldn't have any. Never mind that there would be new poor people, since wealth is relative? Suggestion for 7 - feed the dissenters to any remaining creatures. 8 - real reason world hunger is solved - no humans. I'm glad I'm not one.

SECTION FOUR
1. Increase taxes and divert funds towards free healthcare and welfare.
2. Make all education free.
3. Redistribute the wealth.
4. Declare a communist government.
5. Establish a dictatorship of the proletariat.
6. Ban non-governmental movement or selling or purchase of goods.
7. Kill the dissenters.
8. Make the dictatorship of the proletariat both fascist and communist at the same time.
9. ?????
10. PROFIT! (The redistribution of the wealth will make free healthcare a reality and the poor will become middle class)

regarding 8, they're the same thing, almost. Regarding 3, what wealth? Regarding 10, don't you mean the middle class become poor (you already killed the working class)?

SECTION FIVE
1. Make illegal the usage of firearms in defense of property.
2. Burn the Second Amendment.
3. Make firearms illegal.
4. Try to kill all who resist.
5. Put down the resulting rebellion with ballistic weapons and mustard gas.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (No more guns!)

Watch you don't get killed after #1 goes through. 7. PROFIT! (Now everyone will use swords, rocks, and kitchen knives to murder each other!)

SECTION SIX
1. Enact legislation on CO² emission limits.
2. Put a huge tax on fossil fuels.
3. Shut down all industry that has anything to do with fossil fuels.
4. Put down the ensuing rebellion with eco-friendly weapons.
5. Refer to section four.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (No more damage to the environment!)

7. PROFIT! (No more civilized amenitied, back to the stone age with you! You just banned plastic, computers, metal, wood, fire, dinosaurs, and things that eat!)

SECTION SEVEN: MEDIA STUFF
1. Enact legislation ensuring that fact-checking must always be used in news or informational programs.
2. Ban conservative media.
3. Make all shows have liberal propaganda that smashes on religion.
4. Murder former televangelists.
5. Murder former conservative talk show hosts.
6. Kill all former conservative media personalities.
7. Kill Chuck Norris.
8. ?????
9. PROFIT! (No more conservative propaganda)

Regarding 1, with respect to 2: didn't you just ban all media? Regarding 7, I'm under the impression you can't. Regarding 9, as long as it agrees with me, it's ok, right! I wouldn't wan't actual information to interfere with your special worldview and self-esteem!

SECTION EIGHT
1. Limit energy usage.
2. Kill anyone who uses too much energy.
3. Throw the bodies in the mass/energy convertor.
4. Murder all dissenters.
5. Put down the ensuing rebellion with energy-efficient missiles.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (Less energy used)

I think section 6 took care of all energy produced or consumed, since it banned eating, fire, and plastic.

SECTION NINE
1. Legalize victimless crimes that do not hurt the perpetrator or others.
2. End capital punishment.
3. Destroy the criminal justice system.
4. Legalize crime.
5. Kill the dissenters.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (All of the former prisons can be turned into brothels).

With regard to 1: like what? Regarding 2, didn't you apply capital punishment to everyone in 5? And all those who disagree with any previous Section? Hypocrite. How about something more humane, like sending all us dissenters to an inhospitable world? Oh, you can't, you banned technology. How are you going to kill me in a way that I can't fight back without any technology?

SECTION TEN: SEX STUFF
1. Legalize all victimless sexual acts. (Bestiality, incest etc.)
2. Ban the usage of the word sexual deviancy because it's fucking annoying.
3. Legalize public sex.
4. Abolish age of consent laws.
5. Ban missionary position.
6. Sexually torture to death all dissenters.
7. ?????
8. PROFIT! (Sexual deviancy for all!)

Regards to number 2, alright, if it is too annoying, I'll just use the umbrella term "idiot" to refer to your kind.

SECTION ELEVEN: FOOD STUFF
1. Mandate the death penalty for poaching highly endangered species.
2. Make endangered species illegal to farm.
3. Ban meat from schools.
4. Ban meat everywhere.
5. Ban eggs and force everyone to take vitamin supplements instead.
6. Ban eating vegetables and make artificial substitutes the norm.
7. Kill anyone that resists, including the food industry workers.
8. ?????
9. PROFIT! (No more damage to the ecosystem, in conjunction with Section Six)

How will you make artificial substitutes? You already banned technology.

SECTION TWELVE: EDUCATION STUFF
1. Demand comprehensive sexual education in school.
2. Ban religion in schools.
3. Make that 'comprehensive sexual education in school' like that Monty Python skit in The Meaning of Life.
4. Require teachers to teach that masturbation is healthy and wholesome.
5. Make teachers teach that homosexuality is healthy and wholesome as heterosexuality.
6. Provide a mandatory 'hands-on' course on masturbation.
7. Brainwash all parents who don't agree; can't kill them, the children will be sad.
8. Provide a mandatory 'hands-on' course on sex, provided by the finest prostitutes.
9. Make teachers teach that conservatives are horrible people who deserve to be stoned by rocks, along with theists.
10. Provide a mandatory 'hands-on' course on stoning theists and conservatives.
11. Allow sex in the middle of class, as long as the little children pay attention.
12. ?????
13. PROFIT! (Children will go out into the world knowing the things they need to know.)

What children? Didn't we already abort them all and raise the petri-dish (which you banned) children in a government propaganda, free-sex anti-technological pre-lithic starvationalistic society?

SECTION THIRTEEN: EVOLUTION STUFF
1. Force the Creationist Museum to have an age limit for misleading children.
2. Plant a shitload of evidence in the ground to fake evolution.
3. Arrest every single creationist or conservative or religious professor in the world and debate them until they lose their faith. For each time they refuse to talk or refuse to be convinced by reason, shoot them in the foot. The reason why we're not just killing them is because they provide a vital service to society, you and me. Scientists! Making the world a better place! Making the world a better place to be! S-C-I-E-N-T-I-S-T-S!
4. Kill the rest.
5. Blow the fuck out of the Creationist Museum.
6. Plant even more evidence.
7. Kill the dissenters.
8. Announce that all creationists must convert. There will be a service of debaters for this.
9. Kill the other creationists, the ones who didn't listen.
10. ?????
11. PROFIT! (No more creationist stupidity.)

2 - if you have to plant evidence to prove you're right, doesn't that mean you're wrong? 3 - You lose. I could take you on in an argument. Will you shoot yourself in the foot every time you deny reason? Refer to my comment on section 12 for your society. 4 - you banned capital punishment, right? That contradicts reason. 5 - why didn't you do that in 1? 6- refer to 2. 7 - refer to 4. 8 - refer to 3. 9 - you mean all the rationalists, since you forced everyone to use reason during their debates, and now they're all creationists, having lost arguments to Pope Benedict? 10 - No more idiots, right? You just killed about everyone in the world except you, since I assume you are above your own declarations. That leaves just one idiot to kill! Good job!

SECTION FOURTEEN
1. Ensure no discrimination against people based on nationality happens.
2. Ban flag-waving.
3. Ban public displays of flags.
4. Ban all private ownership of flags.
5. Stop all nationalistic holidays.
6. Bomb all figures of things and persons that are associated with the country.
7. Kill all dissenters.
8. Destroy all borders.
9. Allow the people to flow and start issuing international credits.
10. Ban all mention of the former existing nation-states.
11. Consolidate the somehow both communist and fascist-nazi Grand World Order.
12. Kill that guy who plays Grand World Order if he wasn't killed in the first series of purges if he doesn't let me use his nation's name.
13. Remove all mention that there was ever any government than the Grand World Order.
14. ?????
15. PROFIT! (The world is now easier to manage.)

You already banned flags, along with all other technology in section 6. You also banned bombs. You also banned Capital punishment, which makes you in violation of your own rules, again. 5 - except for world day, right? You banned all holidays, I believe, since you banned all religion, and have now banned anything nationalistic. That would be every holiday, right? 12 - what if he kills you, and was behind everything? 9 - money is techology, officially banned. 15 - since you are the only person still alive, of course it'll be easier to manage.

SECTION FIFTEEN
1. Outlaw vigilante militia.
2. Open all borders to immigration.
3. Abolish immigration security.
4. Kill all dissenters.
5. Abolish all security around the borders destroyed in Section Fourteen, which should be underway.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (No more immigration problems.)

You mean you can travel freely through the humanless wasteland.

SECTION SIXTEEN
1. Make all information on the internet free.
2. Make the internet the basis of all communication and stuff, except for government shit that's too fucking sensitive to get out.
3. Demolish and eradicate all members, figureheads, and supporters of obfuscation of information on the internet.
4. Stiffle and congest all attempts to rebuild or feasible actions to inevitably reconstruct the institution of internet information obfuscation.
5. Kill all dissenters.
6. Build a stable platform for the Cybercontinumm, to be completed in 138 A.T.
7. Hook up all Military equipment directly to the Internet, secured behind seven proxies and 7³ Onion Encryption layers.
8. Demand all living be done in the confines of heavily secure basements, with
9. Replace all currency with bandwidth and information on h4><><0r1|\|g your computer to work better.
10. Insert compulsory Internet education classes into the school curriculum, including:
-Internet History.
-Basic Internet Mathematics.
-Basic and Extensive Internet Theory.
-The Laws of the Internet.
-The Study of Memes.
-Forum Sociology
-The Prevention of Internet Information Obfuscation
11. ?????
12. PROFIT! (Free porn for all and sweet, cyberspace!)

You already banned technology, how do you plan on getting internet?

SECTION SEVENTEEN
1. Enforce income tax on churches.
2. Convert churches into more useful buildings.
3. Break the faith of or kill the priests.
4. Kill the dissenters.
5. Convert Vatican City into a massive Administratium complex.
6. ?????
7. PROFIT! (No more lies propagated and the world will be more productive.)

You already killed and bombed all the churches, more useful buildings would be anything, since all you've got ia a pile of rubble, which is technologiaclly equivalent to your highest equipment. Yay, a massive Administratum complex, constructed out of rubble for the grand archduke of the world (the only one left) to reside!

SECTION EIGHTEEN
1. Institute universal healthcare.
2. Legalize euthanasia.
3. Ban private healthcare.
4. Set up a committee of doctors to choose what is right for YOU!
5. Euthanize anyone with horrible, terminal, incurable, painful disease.
6. Euthanize anyone with terminal, incurable disease.
7. Euthanize anyone with chronic diseases.
8. Euthanize anyone that the committee deems fit.
9. Make hospitals operating pits in the ground.
10. ?????
11. PROFIT! (Healthcare!)

You men, stave off starvation, since you banned eating.

SECTION NINETEEN
1. Increase tax rates to 100%
2. Use increased taxes to increase the size of government.
3. Create a whole bunch of useless and redundant departments in government that do nothing at all.
4. Create useless and redundant clone departments of every useful government department that actually does something.
5. Disband the useful government departments.
6. Have the people that were working at the useful departments work at new departments that are also redundant and useless.
7. Pass laws that make it illegal for the government to change it's mind on anything, so that society stagnates completely.
8. ?????
9. PROFIT! (Government collapses, allowing anarcho-communism to take over.)

You're not allowed to change your mind? But crime is legal, so maybe you'll change your mind about banning eating when you start to get really hungry. If you do, then I call you Hypocrite (again).

Are there any suggestions for further additions to the manifesto?

Just kill yourself, and get it overwith already. No need to take the rest of the world with you.

[Bavin]

Roten, I don't think you got the funny...

[Lackadaisical2]

snip

You know what, Roten? You're a complete imbecile.

If you can't take satire, shove it up your ass.

There's a reason they're called Sections instead of Phases.

It doesn't help to flame someone back, especially if you're going to report it to the mods.

[Lackadaisical2]

snip

You know what, Roten? You're a complete imbecile.

If you can't take satire, shove it up your ass.

There's a reason they're called Sections instead of Phases.

It doesn't help to flame someone back, especially if you're going to report it to the mods.

Is it a bad idea to say that he asked for it?

Probably, It doesn't excuse what you wrote.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

Just kill yourself, and get it overwith already. No need to take the rest of the world with you.

This is the sound of the point flying way over your head.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

This is the sound of the point flying way over your head.

I'd also like to point out that, even if you were to take his post seriously, your refutations of his points suck ass and are terrible.

[Roten]

I probably shouldn't even bother trying to debate you, so I won't continue.

However, if this was sarcasm, I apologize for intruding. It is difficult to tell tone of voice from straight text. It sure doesn't read like [good] satire [at least I don't think so...], so I took it at face value. Since there are many people here that seem to believe exactly that which was divulged in the opening post, I hope you can understand how I would misunderstand that.

[UnhealthyTruthseeker]

I probably shouldn't even bother trying to debate you, so I won't continue.

However, if this was sarcasm, I apologize for intruding. It is difficult to tell tone of voice from straight text. It sure doesn't read like [good] satire [at least I don't think so...], so I took it at face value. Since there are many people here that seem to believe exactly that which was divulged in the opening post, I hope you can understand how I would misunderstand that.

Nobody believes what was stated in the opening post. They are all deliberately extreme exaggerations of actual secular positions.

[Roten]

I probably shouldn't even bother trying to debate you, so I won't continue.

However, if this was sarcasm, I apologize for intruding. It is difficult to tell tone of voice from straight text. It sure doesn't read like [good] satire [at least I don't think so...], so I took it at face value. Since there are many people here that seem to believe exactly that which was divulged in the opening post, I hope you can understand how I would misunderstand that.

Nobody believes what was stated in the opening post. They are all deliberately extreme exaggerations of actual secular positions.

Well, thank you for clearing that up. Although I wouldn't say 'no-one'. It is my second rule of humanity (all of which are unfortunately true) that there's always SOMEONE.

[Sgt Toomey]

I wonder if we could start a Q&A thing...

Isn't Straughn on that, or is that you?
I might have a question or two. Or better, an answer or two.

[Straughn]

I wonder if we could start a Q&A thing...

Isn't Straughn on that, or is that you?
I might have a question or two. Or better, an answer or two.

I'm the Oeditor, not ... well, come to think of it, i usually do ask a bunch of questions.

Latest current NSG dvpmnt pertinent to the charter:
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[Kobrania]

Sorry mate, I won't be on till after crimbo, I only have time for one forum and a research paper atm.