What if the NSA used NS

by **Beta Test** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:49 pm

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Beta Test wrote:Oh my...

They might be watching me, after all I have orbital weapons :|

I bet they probably have someone assigned to monitor certain things of interest. I doubt the RPing is one of them.

by **Mandicoria** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:50 pm

Kinitaria wrote:They do. Bonus points if you can figure out how the Freemasons and/or lizard people are helping them.

Add in Cthulhu.

by **Official Puppet of the NSA** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:50 pm

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Beta Test wrote:Oh my...

They might be watching me, after all I have orbital weapons :|

Continue... I have my note pad in hand.

by **Beta Test** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:52 pm

Oh crap I hope they aren't watching my IRC chats.

by **Imperium of Tanith** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:52 pm

They probably do, but it'd be like this... (Just replace 4chan with NS)

by **Darwinish Brentsylvania** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:53 pm

I'd hate that, I want a free site

by **-The Unified Earth Governments-** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:53 pm

Official Puppet of the NSA wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:They might be watching me, after all I have orbital weapons :|

Continue... I have my note pad in hand.

Don't worry, ONI already knows where you all live and have an A.I preparing to give your computers cpu aids.

They know where you live.......

.......Holy shit ONI is space NSA/CIA.........

by **Official Puppet of the NSA** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:55 pm

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:
Official Puppet of the NSA wrote:Continue... I have my note pad in hand.

Don't worry, ONI already knows where you all live and have an A.I preparing to give your computers cpu aids.

They know where you live.......

.......Holy shit ONI is space NSA/CIA.........

We've been brainwashing them.

by **-The Unified Earth Governments-** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:57 pm

Official Puppet of the NSA wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Don't worry, ONI already knows where you all live and have an A.I preparing to give your computers cpu aids.

They know where you live.......

.......Holy shit ONI is space NSA/CIA.........

We've been brainwashing them.

Thats what they want you to think.

by **Draakonite** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:14 pm

Its actually pretty funny.
Hey average american, guess where your tax dollars go.

Education? No.
Police? Not even close.
Army? Its getting warmer.
Monitoring random 0nline games and internet sites? Ding ding ding ding ding ding.

by **Neo Industrium** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:16 pm

How would the NSA differentiate the people who are actually radicals from the people who just screw around and try to make their people as oppressed as possible, but who are actually Centrist IRL?

by **-The Unified Earth Governments-** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:18 pm

Neo Industrium wrote:How would the NSA differentiate the people who are actually radicals from the people who just screw around and try to make their people as oppressed as possible, but who are actually Centrist IRL?

Am I free to make them piss themselves?

by **The Orson Empire** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:19 pm

I doubt they even know Nationstates exists.

by **Norstal** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:35 pm

Vorkova wrote:
Norstal wrote:Having a knife means you support knife stabbing.

Stop having knifes people.

You can't compare a knife to an ICBM. Knives have many uses, where as ICBMs only have one.

I'm not complaining about ICBMs themselves though, they have their uses in deterrence.

...That's two uses of ICBMs then isn't it?

Guess what the U.S uses ICBMs for. And if you answered something along the lines of "blow everyone up", well, you're quite wrong.

by **Beta Test** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:38 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:I doubt they even know Nationstates exists.

Well that's silly. We're one of the Internet's more active forums.

by **Miyager** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:38 pm

Everything you post here is public and open for view anyway. The NSA wouldn't have to use NS for anything.

by **Luveria** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:39 pm

by **Leningrad Union** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:40 pm

I am an NSA agent. :twisted:

by **Luveria** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:41 pm

Leningrad Union wrote:I am an NSA agent.

How long have you been working for the NSA?

by **Imbrinium** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:42 pm

Who says we don't use it already.

by **Gyrenaica** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:43 pm

There would be a nuclear war between Lesotho and Vatican City.

by **Luveria** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:43 pm

Imbrinium wrote:Who says we don't use it already.

Caninope seems like the type of person who would be an NSA agent and post on NS.

by **Leningrad Union** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:52 pm

Luveria wrote:
Leningrad Union wrote:I am an NSA agent.

How long have you been working for the NSA?

Years. When I was 11, I lived in peace in a small French village and there was a suspected terrorist so Team America came in and they saw that I was a good actor and I could speak Arabic. So they put me on my first mission, to infiltrate a terror group in Cairo. I succeeded and then I moved up the ranks and I ended up as the director of the NSA!

by **Vetalia** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:59 pm

It would be a lot more respectable than the SEC, whose employees spent their time watching porn while the global financial crisis exploded around them.

by **Luveria** » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:01 pm

Vetalia wrote:It would be a lot more respectable than the SEC, whose employees spent their time watching porn while the global financial crisis exploded around them.

Are you implying you wouldn't be doing the same thing? :unsure:

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