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Postby Stormwind-City » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:24 pm

Most likely they're spying on any nation in NS with the "I support thermonuclear warfare" under their forum posts...just saying.
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Postby Risottia » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:24 pm

Vorkova wrote:
Confederate States 0f America wrote:
Apparently the United Nations did care.

I actually forgot that happened. Still though, it's not like NS is full of radicals.

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Postby Vorkova » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:27 pm

Stormwind-City wrote:Most likely they're spying on any nation in NS with the "I support thermonuclear warfare" under their forum posts...just saying.

The US government supports thermonuclear warfare by operating ICBMs, so I don't think they'd care about that.

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Postby Slarvainian » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:27 pm

There are so many spy agencies that have NS on their watch list that I bet you their actually countering each other. The Russian spy is trying to fake out the Finnish spy while Germany is over in the arts forum playing a spy game of cat and mouse with the dude from the NSA.
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Postby Norstal » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:28 pm

Vorkova wrote:
Stormwind-City wrote:Most likely they're spying on any nation in NS with the "I support thermonuclear warfare" under their forum posts...just saying.

The US government supports thermonuclear warfare by operating ICBMs, so I don't think they'd care about that.

Having a knife means you support knife stabbing.

Stop having knifes people.
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Postby Vistany » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:28 pm

Confederate States 0f America wrote:
Vorkova wrote:I actually forgot that happened. Still though, it's not like NS is full of radicals.


If they read half the post/threads in NSG I can see how they could come to the opinion that NS is full of radicals.

I would consider it a honor if NSA labelled me as a radical in their secret files :p
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Postby Greater Mackonia » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:30 pm

They would be quite scared.
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Postby Bromblerg » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:30 pm

Ravenflight wrote:
Kinitaria wrote:They do. Bonus points if you can figure out how the Freemasons and/or lizard people are helping them.

I offer an idea and I get a comment like that. Honestly if you we're in place how do you think that would make you feel.

I think it's quite funny :D

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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:35 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:I don't think the NSA remotely even cares about NS.

They look at everything people visit for crying out loud of course they care about NS. The question is do they care enough to set a NSA puppet to spy on people?
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Postby Vorkova » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:42 pm

Norstal wrote:
Vorkova wrote:The US government supports thermonuclear warfare by operating ICBMs, so I don't think they'd care about that.

Having a knife means you support knife stabbing.

Stop having knifes people.

You can't compare a knife to an ICBM. Knives have many uses, where as ICBMs only have one.

I'm not complaining about ICBMs themselves though, they have their uses in deterrence.

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Postby Lemanrussland » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:42 pm

Max Barry is really a PRC agent who was inserted into Australia to create a website to gather information on Western political opinion.

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Postby Nazi Flower Power » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:58 pm

What makes you think the NSA isn't on NS?

It's probably not the most useful place on the web for them to do counter-terrorism since the mods delete people who seem like a threat. NSA would do better on an unmoderated forum. But there's nothing to stop them reading NS if they are interested.
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:05 pm

Hackleberry Islands wrote:Nothing much'd happen.


Pretty much.

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Postby Official Puppet of the NSA » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:14 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:I don't think the NSA remotely even cares about NS.

They look at everything people visit for crying out loud of course they care about NS. The question is do they care enough to set a NSA puppet to spy on people?

I don't know, do they?

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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:37 pm

Hey NSA

Suck it

There, if my estimation is correct, they will arrive in black helicopters :P
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:37 pm

Official Puppet of the NSA wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:They look at everything people visit for crying out loud of course they care about NS. The question is do they care enough to set a NSA puppet to spy on people?

I don't know, do they?

That actually would make sense.

Hm...perhaps the NSA can be RL ONI?

Just merge them with the CIA and we get ONI, but less cool, and without space ships :P
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Postby Official Puppet of the NSA » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:38 pm

-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Hey NSA

Suck it

There, if my estimation is correct, they will arrive in black helicopters :P

Excuse me?

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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:41 pm

Official Puppet of the NSA wrote:
-The Unified Earth Governments- wrote:Hey NSA

Suck it

There, if my estimation is correct, they will arrive in black helicopters :P

Excuse me?

The fact that Black Helicopters are not yet at my.....hold on a second.

.........Ah piss.....you with this time NSA.

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The Most Important Issue Result - "Robosexual marriages are increasingly common."

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Postby Official Puppet of the NSA » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:44 pm

This topic is complete rubbish.

Why on Earth would the NSA spy on NationStates?

We'd rather scan your emails.

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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:45 pm

Official Puppet of the NSA wrote:This topic is complete rubbish.

Why on Earth would the NSA spy on NationStates?

We'd rather scan your emails.

If that is the case I feel soooooo sorry for you when the NSA reads mine.

Sooooooooo much spam.
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The Most Important Issue Result - "Robosexual marriages are increasingly common."

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Postby The Ben Boys » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:45 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:I don't think the NSA remotely even cares about NS.

Well the UN did.


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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:46 pm

The Ben Boys wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:I don't think the NSA remotely even cares about NS.

Well the UN did.

The UN sucks......wait....did I flip myself off a bit?

:| I wish this was IC or something....
FactbookHistoryColoniesEmbassy Program V.IIUNSC Navy (WIP)InfantryAmmo Mods
/// A.N.N. \\\
News - 10/27/2558: Deglassing of Reach is going smoother than expected. | First prototype laser rifle is beginning experimentation. | The Sangheili Civil War is officially over, Arbiter Thel'Vadam and his Swords of Sanghelios have successfully eliminated remaining Covenant cells on Sanghelios. | President Ruth Charet to hold press meeting within the hour on the end of the Sangheili Civil War. | The Citadel Council official introduces the Unggoy as a member of the Citadel.

The Most Important Issue Result - "Robosexual marriages are increasingly common."

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Postby Beta Test » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:46 pm

Stormwind-City wrote:Most likely they're spying on any nation in NS with the "I support thermonuclear warfare" under their forum posts...just saying.

Oh my...
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Postby -The Unified Earth Governments- » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:48 pm

Beta Test wrote:
Stormwind-City wrote:Most likely they're spying on any nation in NS with the "I support thermonuclear warfare" under their forum posts...just saying.

Oh my...

They might be watching me, after all I have orbital weapons :|
FactbookHistoryColoniesEmbassy Program V.IIUNSC Navy (WIP)InfantryAmmo Mods
/// A.N.N. \\\
News - 10/27/2558: Deglassing of Reach is going smoother than expected. | First prototype laser rifle is beginning experimentation. | The Sangheili Civil War is officially over, Arbiter Thel'Vadam and his Swords of Sanghelios have successfully eliminated remaining Covenant cells on Sanghelios. | President Ruth Charet to hold press meeting within the hour on the end of the Sangheili Civil War. | The Citadel Council official introduces the Unggoy as a member of the Citadel.

The Most Important Issue Result - "Robosexual marriages are increasingly common."

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