2016 NFL Offseason

[Outer Sparta]

nah, not enough coordination.

They just need to get rid of Flacco, then they will be fine.

[Luminesa]

LETS GO FALCONS, 7-1 HERE WE COME!

RISE UP!

No.

LOOK AT DREW BREES CHUCKING THEM TDs!!! 3 IN TWO QUARTERS!!! WOOOO!!!

[Bythyrona]

lions

seriously

what the fuck

[New Jerzylvania]

From the looks of it, Steve Smith just had his Achilles go on him. Jeez! We can't get any breaks this year, except of body parts.

[The Sword Bloke]

Hayne Planes been cut by Niners

[New Jerzylvania]

They just need to get rid of Flacco, then they will be fine.

KC 45 Detroit 10

As for the Lions.... they just need to get rid of the Lions.

[Luminesa]

So who has Drew Brees on their fantasy team?

[New Jerzylvania]

This is probably Baltimore's last season as an NFL team.

Quacksonville Quagmires,perennial doormats of the AFC South.
As bad as the Ravens have had it this year, they'll still kick the Quag's ass in two week. Probably cost us the second or top pick in the draft. The only thing they ever won from us was the right to exist before we did.
Twenty+ years later, no Super Bowl appearances in the Quagmire. Baltimore two Lombardis. I rest my case.

[New Jerzylvania]

So who has Drew Brees on their fantasy team?

Go for the whole banana Drew. Break the record.

Ravens just took the lead versus the Chargers with 4:30 left 26-23. Kicking off to SD.
I think I know how this movie ends. I'm going to watch anyway.

EDIT: Nice job Ravens! 29-26 winners on last second FG! How could I have doubted you....

[Luminesa]

So who has Drew Brees on their fantasy team?

Go for the whole banana Drew. Break the record.

Ravens just took the lead versus the Chargers with 4:30 left 26-23. Kicking off to SD.
I think I know how this movie ends. I'm going to watch anyway.

If New Orleans crashes now, I am...done. This is insane. We did so well in the first half!

[Luminesa]

So who has Drew Brees on their fantasy team?

Go for the whole banana Drew. Break the record.

Ravens just took the lead versus the Chargers with 4:30 left 26-23. Kicking off to SD.
I think I know how this movie ends. I'm going to watch anyway.

Balti won! Yay!

Usually I go for the Chargers here, but I'm happy for Balti.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Go for the whole banana Drew. Break the record.

Ravens just took the lead versus the Chargers with 4:30 left 26-23. Kicking off to SD.
I think I know how this movie ends. I'm going to watch anyway.

If New Orleans crashes now, I am...done. This is insane. We did so well in the first half!

you can always count on the Giants to crash.

Which happened.

[New Jerzylvania]

Go for the whole banana Drew. Break the record.

Ravens just took the lead versus the Chargers with 4:30 left 26-23. Kicking off to SD.
I think I know how this movie ends. I'm going to watch anyway.

Balti won! Yay!

Usually I go for the Chargers here, but I'm happy for Balti.

NO won! 52-49, totally wack ending as referees aren't sure of fumble rule! Nice job Saints. A Catholic kiss

13 TD passes in one game? Defense appears outlawed in the NFL.

[Luminesa]

If New Orleans crashes now, I am...done. This is insane. We did so well in the first half!

you can always count on the Giants to crash.

Which happened.

And Brees tied the TD record!

WHEEEEE! *Grabs Outer Sparta by the arm and dosie-does.* XD

[New Jerzylvania]

Atlanta completes the choke they couldn't pull off last week versus Titans. Losing at home to the Buccaneers. Time to reach for the Mylanta in Atlanta.

Also, the Bengals look for real (7 - 0), winning at Heinz Field.

[Idzequitch]

Atlanta completes the choke they couldn't pull off last week versus Titans. Losing at home to the Buccaneers. Time to reach for the Mylanta in Atlanta.

Also, the Bengals look for real (7 - 0), winning at Heinz Field.

The fates look fondly upon the Bengals this year, and seem to be strongly against the rest of the AFC North. If Bell's injury is as bad as n it looked, the Steelers are in deep trouble.

[Bhikkustan]

When I came out of my maths exam and saw we won!
Maybe god finally got over me becoming buddhist!

[Greater vakolicci haven]

you can always count on the Giants to crash.

Which happened.

And Brees tied the TD record!

WHEEEEE! *Grabs Outer Sparta by the arm and dosie-does.* XD

*sigh* shhhhhhhhhhh

[New Jerzylvania]

When I came out of my maths exam and saw we won!
Maybe god finally got over me becoming buddhist!

If god can't get over people being Buddhists, then I 'd be really scared overall about everything.

Looks like the Black Hole is back as a hellhole for visiting teams. Ravens were first to find this out in week 2.

[Kractero]

Ouch.

Feel bad for Lockette.

[Idzequitch]

Not a good day for legs. Steve Smith tore his Achilles' Tendon, Reggie Bush tore his ACL, and LeVeon Bell most likely tore something in his right knee.

[Outer Sparta]

Lions got to tank. Clean office and fire Caldwell.

[Luminesa]

Go to watch Saints v Giants highlight reel, since I missed the game, this happens:

"You know, Drew Brees had some sweet TDs and all, but we're just gonna show all the
Giants highlights, except for the occasional Benjamin Watson."

You can't tell me the NFL doesn't hate New Orleans.

[Bythyrona]

Lions got to tank. Clean office and fire Caldwell.

Losing like that isn't tanking?

lol

[Outer Sparta]

Go to watch Saints v Giants highlight reel, since I missed the game, this happens:

"You know, Drew Brees had some sweet TDs and all, but we're just gonna show all the
Giants highlights, except for the occasional Benjamin Watson."

You can't tell me the NFL doesn't hate New Orleans.

Do the haunting memories of 2012 still haunt you, after the NFL purposely suspended Sean Payton and the defense surrendered 7,027 yards and the Saints missed the playoffs, in which the Superbowl was held at the Superdome?