2016 NFL Offseason

by **Outer Sparta** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:12 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Here are your keys to the commish office. Proudly take them. Now ban Goodell from the NFL once and for all and do the right thing!

If you're willing to drive me to New York to lead in a protest, let's do this.

Get a Uber. I'm not available for driving. But you do get the keys, though.

by **New Jerzylvania** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:34 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
If you're willing to drive me to New York to lead in a protest, let's do this.

Get a Uber. I'm not available for driving. But you do get the keys, though.

Try Rent-a-Segway. I love the image I have of you headed up I-75 on it with a Saints helmet on.

by **Bhikkustan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:44 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Get a Uber. I'm not available for driving. But you do get the keys, though.

Try Rent-a-Segway. I love the image I have of you headed up I-75 on it with a Saints helmet on.

That would be amazing.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:51 pm

New Jerzylvania wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Get a Uber. I'm not available for driving. But you do get the keys, though.

Try Rent-a-Segway. I love the image I have of you headed up I-75 on it with a Saints helmet on.

My truck is literally covered in Saints paraphernalia. Goodell would spot me from a mile off. It'd be awesome.

We'll bring Ameri for good measure. Pick him up from his place at 3 in the morning (and if he
won't get up, Sparta and I will just carry out his mattress and stick it in the bed of my truck.) :lol:

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:53 pm

Luminesa wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:Try Rent-a-Segway. I love the image I have of you headed up I-75 on it with a Saints helmet on.

My truck is literally covered in Saints paraphernalia. Goodell would spot me from a mile off. It'd be awesome.

We'll bring Ameri for good measure. Pick him up from his place at 3 in the morning (and if he
won't get up, Sparta and I will just carry out his mattress and stick it in the bed of my truck.)

Me asleep at 3:00 AM? HA! I usually go to bed around 6:30.

by **New Jerzylvania** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:01 pm

Luminesa wrote:
New Jerzylvania wrote:
Then there was the purple crayon eating fan... http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/ ... ot-do-this

Ya know, Gummy Tums come in a couple of other flavors. Banana is one, shaped as Drew Brees. Quite popular last year.

I owe ya that one, at minimum.

Poor kid...

In all truth, I should have brought home some groceries for Junior during the last two months. :eyebrow:

by **Baltimore-Ravens** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:12 pm

The Baltimore Ravens will have a food drive for you and Junior. Just hide the rest of the crayons.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:15 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
My truck is literally covered in Saints paraphernalia. Goodell would spot me from a mile off. It'd be awesome.

We'll bring Ameri for good measure. Pick him up from his place at 3 in the morning (and if he
won't get up, Sparta and I will just carry out his mattress and stick it in the bed of my truck.)

Me asleep at 3:00 AM? HA! I usually go to bed around 6:30.

Okay, so you'll be up when we come to bring you to New York.

by **Idzequitch** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:18 pm

As much as I hate the Patriots, Tom Brady is killing it for my fantasy team tonight.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:20 pm

Idzequitch wrote:As much as I hate the Patriots, Tom Brady is killing it for my fantasy team tonight.

Went to check the score...

DANG IT, TOM!!! I GO AWAY AND YOU SCORE 5 TDS WHILE I'M GONE!!!
Meanie! NO KLONDIKE BAR FOR YOU!!! :lol:

Just kidding. This is legit. Loving it.

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:53 pm

Miami didn't even put up a fight.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:56 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Miami didn't even put up a fight.

Yeah, really. And I actually like Dan Campbell...I don't want him to get fired, he's cool.

I wanted New England to win tonight, but c'mon, Miami, TRY to put up a fight?

by **Patvarus** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 8:56 pm

That safety though... Tannehill wasn't even looking!

by **Idzequitch** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:16 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Miami didn't even put up a fight.

Yeah, really. And I actually like Dan Campbell...I don't want him to get fired, he's cool.

I wanted New England to win tonight, but c'mon, Miami, TRY to put up a fight?

When your team is as overmatched as the Dolphins were tonight, no coach could have done anything.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:38 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
Yeah, really. And I actually like Dan Campbell...I don't want him to get fired, he's cool.

I wanted New England to win tonight, but c'mon, Miami, TRY to put up a fight?

When your team is as overmatched as the Dolphins were tonight, no coach could have done anything.

True. Pats are gonna go to the Super Bowl again. Angry Brady won't take no less. :lol2:

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:42 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:When your team is as overmatched as the Dolphins were tonight, no coach could have done anything.

True. Pats are gonna go to the Super Bowl again. Angry Brady won't take no less.

And like last time Angry Brady went, he'll lose.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:44 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
True. Pats are gonna go to the Super Bowl again. Angry Brady won't take no less.

And like last time Angry Brady went, he'll lose.

Wait...they beat the Seahawks last year...

You're not saying the Giants are gonna go all the way, are you? :unsure:

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:47 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:And like last time Angry Brady went, he'll lose.

Wait...they beat the Seahawks last year...

You're not saying the Giants are gonna go all the way, are you?

He wasn't Angry Brady when they beat the Seahawks. All this Deflategate hullabaloo didn't start until after they beat them.

And no. The Giants are most assuredly not going to the Superbowl.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:48 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
Wait...they beat the Seahawks last year...

You're not saying the Giants are gonna go all the way, are you?

He wasn't Angry Brady when they beat the Seahawks. All this Deflategate hullabaloo didn't start until after they beat them.

And no. The Giants are most assuredly not going to the Superbowl.

Yeah he was. Because Sherman wouldn't shut up on the other sideline. Also because he's Angry Brady a good 75% of the time.

GOOD. I was about to say...

by **Ugandavitz** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:49 pm

Unrelated to the last few posts, but the Steelers will beat the Bengals Sunday.

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:51 pm

Luminesa wrote:Yeah he was. Because Sherman wouldn't shut up on the other sideline. Also because he's Angry Brady a good 75% of the time.

Nah. Angry Brady is when him/the Patriots/Belledickhead/etc. are called cheaters. Then he comes out the next year and skullfucks every team in his way.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:59 pm

Ugandavitz wrote:Unrelated to the last few posts, but the Steelers will beat the Bengals Sunday.

I actually hope so...I hate both teams, but it would kill the ESPN hype-machine if the Bengals lost a game, and that'd be good for me.
And everyone else. :lol:

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:03 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Ugandavitz wrote:Unrelated to the last few posts, but the Steelers will beat the Bengals Sunday.

I actually hope so...I hate both teams, but it would kill the ESPN hype-machine if the Bengals lost a game, and that'd be good for me.
And everyone else.

What hype machine? I watch ESPN daily, and even they barely mention the Bengals.

by **Luminesa** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:21 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Luminesa wrote:
I actually hope so...I hate both teams, but it would kill the ESPN hype-machine if the Bengals lost a game, and that'd be good for me.
And everyone else.

What hype machine? I watch ESPN daily, and even they barely mention the Bengals.

Sports Center. Somebody on there was saying they'd rather have Andy Dalton over Russell Wilson,
if they were starting a franchise. REALLY?! (I hate the Seahawks, but I love Wilson.)

by **Trumpostan** » Fri Oct 30, 2015 4:00 am

New Jerzylvania wrote:
Arkinesia wrote:Well yeah the Glazers suck too. But it's not like we can fire them.

The Buccaneers were flirting with moving to Baltimore once in 1994. Thank God they didn't.

BTW, today is the 20th anniversary of Modell announcing the Browns were moving to Baltimore. No other moved franchise or expansion franchise (since Super Bowl I in 1966) has been as successful. Yes, the Ravens are 2 for 2 in Super Bowl games. In fact, nine of these fifteen teams have zero, five more have just one. That list includes.... Saints, Falcons, Bucs, Panthers, LA/Oak. Raiders, Tenn. Titans, Indy Colts, Texans, Jags, St. Louis Rams, AZ Cardinals, Browns, Seahawks, Bengals! The Dolphins have 2 but also lost one and are in their 50th season. Only 3 of the listed teams are younger than the Ravens, the Titans(1997), Texans(2002) and Browns (1999).

Baltimore is the King of the NFL newbies!!! So we get to have a bad season this year, we earned the right... so all you fans of these slacker teams need to get over it!

The Patriots moving from Boston to Foxborough doesn't count, then?*

* the Pats rebranded from Boston Pats to New England Pats when that happened, after the NFL rejected the suggestion of Bay State Pats**
** this proves the NFL have had it in for the Pats right from the get go

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