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New Jerzylvania wrote:

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Never smile as a Giants fan until the game is very much over. This is the quarter that doesn't exist to the defence.

Doing the Raven's 2015 Defensive scheme are we?

Good.
You corrected your dick joke.

Librica wrote:

Trumpostan wrote:The Colts lost, the Bills lost, the Jets lost, the Pats won...

Now all we need to complete this picture is Baltimore losing at Arizona tomorrow.

Baltimore losing is a foregone conclusion.

Hooray to your Jags!

Ravens? Yeah, they got Jeremy Ross returning kicks, doing a good job lately. But most kicks go outta the end zone these days.

Cowboys just muffed punt.

God, I love watching the Cowboys implode.

The Danish Confederacy wrote:

New Jerzylvania wrote:Doing the Raven's 2015 Defensive scheme are we?

Good.
You corrected your dick joke.

What joke where?

Now I can smile.

Ameriganastan wrote:God, I love watching the Cowboys implode.

Schadenfruede, eh?

Ameriganastan wrote:God, I love watching the Cowboys implode.

As do I.

NEXT WEEK. PACKERS GONNA TEAR YOUR BRONCOS DOWN!!!

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Now I can smile.

And that's why the cops know the peak day for domestic abuse calls in the year is Super Bowl Sunday.

Luminesa wrote:

Ameriganastan wrote:God, I love watching the Cowboys implode.

As do I.

NEXT WEEK. PACKERS GONNA TEAR YOUR BRONCOS DOWN!!!

But the schedule makers conveniently gave the Donkos a bye this week and put hte game at Mile High.
Goodell is desperate to have Peyton go out an SB winner, especially with all the junk he's shilling for, meaning their sponsors, he's on too many fucking ads.

What can Beckham do to the saints defence?

New Jerzylvania wrote:

Luminesa wrote:
As do I.

NEXT WEEK. PACKERS GONNA TEAR YOUR BRONCOS DOWN!!!

But the schedule makers conveniently gave the Donkos a bye this week and put hte game at Mile High.
Goodell is desperate to have Peyton go out an SB winner, especially with all the junk he's shilling for, meaning their sponsors, he's on too many fucking ads.

Oh, take your conspiracy crap elsewhere.

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:What can Beckham do to the saints defence?

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I don't think I wanna know. Delvin Breaux better be ready for next week. Maybe he
should take some aerobics classes, cause he's gonna have to do some stretching and
some craziness to keep up with OBJ...

Luminesa wrote:

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:What can Beckham do to the saints defence?

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I don't think I wanna know. Delvin Breaux better be ready for next week. Maybe he
should take some aerobics classes, cause he's gonna have to do some stretching and
some craziness to keep up with OBJ...

And Ruuben Randle getting better every week.

New Jerzylvania wrote:

Luminesa wrote:
As do I.

NEXT WEEK. PACKERS GONNA TEAR YOUR BRONCOS DOWN!!!

But the schedule makers conveniently gave the Donkos a bye this week and put hte game at Mile High.
Goodell is desperate to have Peyton go out an SB winner, especially with all the junk he's shilling for, meaning their sponsors, he's on too many fucking ads.

Goodell don't get none. If the Pack doesn't deal with them, New England's gonna shred 'em like
Belicheck shredded his contract with the Jets 15 years ago.

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:

Luminesa wrote:
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I don't think I wanna know. Delvin Breaux better be ready for next week. Maybe he
should take some aerobics classes, cause he's gonna have to do some stretching and
some craziness to keep up with OBJ...

And Ruuben Randle getting better every week.

Keenan Lewis better get that knee ready...ugh.

And we need to figure-out how to play in the 4th quarter...oh gosh,
that was TOO close...

Luminesa wrote:

New Jerzylvania wrote:
But the schedule makers conveniently gave the Donkos a bye this week and put hte game at Mile High.
Goodell is desperate to have Peyton go out an SB winner, especially with all the junk he's shilling for, meaning their sponsors, he's on too many fucking ads.

Goodell don't get none. If the Pack doesn't deal with them, New England's gonna shred 'em like
Belicheck shredded his contract with the Jets 15 years ago.

Goodell is Jar Jar Binks.

Outer Sparta wrote:

Luminesa wrote:
Goodell don't get none. If the Pack doesn't deal with them, New England's gonna shred 'em like
Belicheck shredded his contract with the Jets 15 years ago.

Goodell is Jar Jar Binks.

I like Goodell better than Jar Jar Binks and Episode I.

Luminesa wrote:

New Jerzylvania wrote:
But the schedule makers conveniently gave the Donkos a bye this week and put hte game at Mile High.
Goodell is desperate to have Peyton go out an SB winner, especially with all the junk he's shilling for, meaning their sponsors, he's on too many fucking ads.

Goodell don't get none. If the Pack doesn't deal with them, New England's gonna shred 'em like
Belicheck shredded his contract with the Jets 15 years ago.

That's how we know it's a Goodell plan. It won't work.
Donkos will be one and done on the weakness of their QB's arm. That is easy to see.

Bythyrona wrote:

Outer Sparta wrote:Goodell is Jar Jar Binks.

I like Goodell better than Jar Jar Binks and Episode I.

Goodell: Mesa suspend Tom Brady for mesa four games.
Tom Brady: That is irrelevant. Now go or else you know what.
Goodell: Mesa what?
Bill Belichick: *uses Force lightning on Goodell*

New Jerzylvania wrote:

Bythyrona wrote:You know, there's nothing like living in Maryland and seeing the Ravens lose. I love it.

Schadenfruede is your pleasure, eh? Must be tough living in Maryland and missing out on all the fun going on in Massachusetts. Perhaps you couldn't enjoy it anyway... because it's what normal people are like.

Oh its way more than just schadenfreude... Indy and Baltimore thought they could create stories about the Pats cheating... one case disproven and one case turned out to be Harbaugh not knowing the rules.
This is revenge! Its come to the point many Pats fans hate those two teams more than any others. Especially Jim Irsay who is a convicted criminal (driving when under influence of drugs and alcohol). And Bob Kravitz and Gregg Doyel (both of the Indystar) can also go to hell.

And where is the former Jets employee Roger Goodell? Ain't seen him at all, this year

But the NFL is finding out this year it made a mistake pissing off Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. #5 here we come!

Outer Sparta wrote:

Bythyrona wrote:I like Goodell better than Jar Jar Binks and Episode I.

Goodell: Mesa suspend Tom Brady for mesa four games.
Tom Brady: That is irrelevant. Now go or else you know what.
Goodell: Mesa what?
Bill Belichick: *uses Force lightning on Goodell*

Peyton Manning: *uses Papa John's for free delivery of special E-coli Pie to Packers Hotel rooms next Saturday night in Denver*

Outer Sparta wrote:

Bythyrona wrote:I like Goodell better than Jar Jar Binks and Episode I.

Goodell: Mesa suspend Tom Brady for mesa four games.
Tom Brady: That is irrelevant. Now go or else you know what.
Goodell: Mesa what?
Bill Belichick: *uses Force lightning on Goodell*

*Belicheck walks out of the shadows.*

Belicheck: Did I get him?
Brady: Yep. He's a goner.
Belicheck: Excellent. Next, to go take down Luke and his
pesky Giants team. Are you ready, Anakin?
Brady: Yessir.
Belicheck: Alright then. To war! *Evil laugh.*

*Meanwhile, in Indy...*

Brees:...And the Falcons just won...*Sigh.* Marques!
Colston: Whut?
Brees: I think someone stole your Falcons voodoo dolls.
Colston:...You're kidding.
Ingram: Nope. Found this in your locker a few minutes ago.
*Hands him a note.*
Colston: *Reads it.* 'Dear Marques, we here in Atlanta do not
appreciate your use of hoodoo craziness to throw us off our
game. So we confiscated your dolls and we are now keeping
them under lock. Except I think we lost Devonta's doll. In the
Potomac River. So yeah, that's a problem, but I think Devonta
will be okay. RISE UP! Love, Roddy White.
#Riseup #FollowRoddyonTwitter #2Good4U'...*Crushes note in his
hand.*
Brees: Roddy White?
Colston: Yes...*Grins evilly.* And that is why I kept a backup. *Pulls
out three Roddy White dolls.* OR THREE!!!
Ingram: *Creeped-out, backs away.*...
Brees: *Whispers to Ingram.* This is what happens when we don't
give him the ball. He goes kinda cray-cray.
Ingram: So I've noticed...so why don't you give him the ball more?
Brees: Because...
*Willie Snead runs by.*
Snead: FREE WILLY!!!
Brees: That's why.
Ingram: You have too many crazy people on this team.
Brees: I've been here 9 years, you don't think I know that by now?!

Trumpostan wrote:

New Jerzylvania wrote:Schadenfruede is your pleasure, eh? Must be tough living in Maryland and missing out on all the fun going on in Massachusetts. Perhaps you couldn't enjoy it anyway... because it's what normal people are like.

Oh its way more than just schadenfreude... Indy and Baltimore thought they could create stories about the Pats cheating... one case disproven and one case turned out to be Harbaugh not knowing the rules.
This is revenge! Its come to the point many Pats fans hate those two teams more than any others. Especially Jim Irsay who is a convicted criminal (driving when under influence of drugs and alcohol). And Bob Kravitz and Gregg Doyel (both of the Indystar) can also go to hell.

And where is the former Jets employee Roger Goodell? Ain't seen him at all, this year

But the NFL is finding out this year it made a mistake pissing off Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. #5 here we come!

Don't be counting your rings before they hatch. Pete Carroll was doing that at the one yard line with 25 seconds to go in the SB last February. There is a lesson on inevitability for everybody in that. Fate is her own girl.

Outer Sparta wrote:

Luminesa wrote:
Goodell don't get none. If the Pack doesn't deal with them, New England's gonna shred 'em like
Belicheck shredded his contract with the Jets 15 years ago.

Goodell is Jar Jar Binks.

More like Jabba the Hutt.