2016 NFL Offseason

[Luminesa]

So wrong...but so funny. XD

Anyway...

*Crawls out from under bed.* Is the ride over?

Colston: Yeah, I got us a first down to win the game.

Me: *Hugs.*

Colston:...Erm...you're not crying on my jersey, are you?

Me: *Sniffle.* Mehbeh...

#RespectColston

Colston: Are those dust bunnies in your hair or did you go gray under there??

I think a little bit of both.

[New Jerzylvania]

Colston: Well, this week the Just For Men is on me then. *rubs your hair* Some dust bunnies hop off.

[Trumpostan]

The Colts lost, the Bills lost, the Jets lost, the Pats won...

Now all we need to complete this picture is Baltimore losing at Arizona tomorrow.

[New Jerzylvania]

Consider it done, on my proviso. Then later beware of the Cincy jungle. It's deep and dark in there.

[Bythyrona]

The Colts lost, the Bills lost, the Jets lost, the Pats won...

Now all we need to complete this picture is Baltimore losing at Arizona tomorrow.

You know, there's nothing like living in Maryland and seeing the Ravens lose. I love it.

[Librica (Ancient)]

The Colts lost, the Bills lost, the Jets lost, the Pats won...

Now all we need to complete this picture is Baltimore losing at Arizona tomorrow.

Baltimore losing is a foregone conclusion.

[New Jerzylvania]

The Colts lost, the Bills lost, the Jets lost, the Pats won...

Now all we need to complete this picture is Baltimore losing at Arizona tomorrow.

You know, there's nothing like living in Maryland and seeing the Ravens lose. I love it.

Schadenfruede is your pleasure, eh? Must be tough living in Maryland and missing out on all the fun going on in Massachusetts. Perhaps you couldn't enjoy it anyway... because it's what normal people are like.

[New Jerzylvania]

The Colts lost, the Bills lost, the Jets lost, the Pats won...

Now all we need to complete this picture is Baltimore losing at Arizona tomorrow.

Baltimore losing is a foregone conclusion.

I think so. Arizona is pissed after their poor performance versus undermanned Pittsburgh. Plus the Ravens have 4 cornerbacks listed as at least doubtful. Bad tea leaves for Baltimore on Monday night.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

When the giants make me feel optimistic, their's always been the O-line to let us down.

[New Jerzylvania]

When the giants make me feel optimistic, their's always been the O-line to let us down.

But the two SB wins in the last eight years were good, no?

Beats any other team over that same period. Especially the one.

[Luminesa]

Colston: Well, this week the Just For Men is on me then. *rubs your hair* Some dust bunnies hop off.

Tanks.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

When the giants make me feel optimistic, their's always been the O-line to let us down.

But the two SB wins in the last eight years were good, no?

Beats any other team over that same period. Especially the one.

I'm more interested in this season.

[Bythyrona]

You know, there's nothing like living in Maryland and seeing the Ravens lose. I love it.

Schadenfruede is your pleasure, eh? Must be tough living in Maryland and missing out on all the fun going on in Massachusetts. Perhaps you couldn't enjoy it anyway... because it's what normal people are like.

My hatred of the Ravens began with their elimination of the Titans from the playoffs in 2000. It was reignited in 2008 when the Titans had an actual football team. It's reached its apex now that I live here and hear shit in public, like "Flacco is elite/Flacco is the worst QB ever/Ray Rice should be starting". Fucking Ravens.

I've only been able to enjoy Titans or Lions games selectively for many years now, so yes, years of unkindness by the game to both of them has warped my perspective, I'll fully admit.

[New Jerzylvania]

But the two SB wins in the last eight years were good, no?

Beats any other team over that same period. Especially the one.

I'm more interested in this season.

So, your beating Dallas now end of 3rd. Why moan about the o-line this minute. Time to smile, pal.

[New Jerzylvania]

Schadenfruede is your pleasure, eh? Must be tough living in Maryland and missing out on all the fun going on in Massachusetts. Perhaps you couldn't enjoy it anyway... because it's what normal people are like.

My hatred of the Ravens began with their elimination of the Titans from the playoffs in 2000. It was reignited in 2008 when the Titans had an actual football team. It's reached its apex now that I live here and hear shit in public, like "Flacco is elite/Flacco is the worst QB ever/Ray Rice should be starting". Fucking Ravens.

I've only been able to enjoy Titans or Lions games selectively for many years now, so yes, years of unkindness by the game to both of them has warped my perspective, I'll fully admit.

If you can't get over these things...Have you asked your doctor about Xanax or Zoloft?

[Bythyrona]

My hatred of the Ravens began with their elimination of the Titans from the playoffs in 2000. It was reignited in 2008 when the Titans had an actual football team. It's reached its apex now that I live here and hear shit in public, like "Flacco is elite/Flacco is the worst QB ever/Ray Rice should be starting". Fucking Ravens.

I've only been able to enjoy Titans or Lions games selectively for many years now, so yes, years of unkindness by the game to both of them has warped my perspective, I'll fully admit.

If you can't get over these things...Have you asked your doctor about Xanax or Zoloft?

All the anti-depressants in the world won't fix being a fan of terrible football teams.

I'll instead just tune in on Saturdays to the Vols, and... oh wait

I made myself sad.

[Lucario Mewtwo and Zoroark]

The Dolphins look like they have a chance

[Greater vakolicci haven]

I'm more interested in this season.

So, your beating Dallas now end of 3rd. Why moan about the o-line this minute. Time to smile, pal.

Never smile as a Giants fan until the game is very much over. This is the quarter that doesn't exist to the defence.

[New Jerzylvania]

If you can't get over these things...Have you asked your doctor about Xanax or Zoloft?

All the anti-depressants in the world won't fix being a fan of terrible football teams.

I'll instead just tune in on Saturdays to the Vols, and... oh wait

I made myself sad.

Cheer up dude. At least you have Marcus Mariota to look forward to in TN.
As for being with the Lions, man, that is brutal. Like being a Capital's Hockey fan vesus vs. a Detroit Red Wing fan. See, we can relate. Also, let other people make you sad, that's what we're here for, no?

[New Jerzylvania]

The Dolphins look like they have a chance

Get back to me after the Patriots games, we'll talk.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

So, your beating Dallas now end of 3rd. Why moan about the o-line this minute. Time to smile, pal.

Never smile as a Giants fan until the game is very much over. This is the quarter that doesn't exist to the defence.

point proven

[New Jerzylvania]

So, your beating Dallas now end of 3rd. Why moan about the o-line this minute. Time to smile, pal.

Never smile as a Giants fan until the game is very much over. This is the quarter that doesn't exist to the defence.

Doing the Raven's 2015 Defensive scheme are we?

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Never smile as a Giants fan until the game is very much over. This is the quarter that doesn't exist to the defence.

Doing the Raven's 2015 D are we?

I'm not sure whose is worse.

[New Jerzylvania]

Doing the Raven's 2015 D are we?

I'm not sure whose is worse.

I am.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Can they do that on kickoff return?